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[Kagus]

Incorrectly spelled backwards is "sdrawckab"


EDIT: Aw c'mon man, that one's got layers! Like an ogre!

SometimesYyouOreallyUjustBneedItoGreadGbetweenAtheYlines...

[Yoink]

That particular play on words is well-used. Though kudos for knowing what craic is - I didn't know it was particularly well spread as a term.

Well, I've heard/read it from various different sources over the years. The most recent source of inspiration was watching (London)Derry Girls on Netflix, though.
I don't think I'd realised quite how it was pronounced, before, haha.





Did you see on the news how the Norwegian government has started putting barcodes on all their battleships, to confirm their identity when they return to port? Yeah, it's pretty high-tech, nobody's used that sort of technology before. It's so they can Scandinavian.


(Paraphrased version of a terrible joke a friend hit us with one night a while back. Entirely deadpan. Perhaps I just don't know the guy too well, but I was caught entirely off-guard.)

[Naturegirl1999]

I don’t have a joke right now, but this bread’ll be fun to watch, I might have some thread for lunch, in the form of a sandwich

[Egan_BW]

I would complain, but I can't say you've posted in the wrong place...

[Naturegirl1999]

Yes, terrible jokes is the name of the thread, it wasn’t particularly funny but I thought I’d post something not completely mundane

[Kagus]

It's what keeps us alive!


The only way to really give 110% at the gym is to take hyperbolic steroids.

[Kagus]

Does this belong here? This belongs here.

I am a terrible person and want this on a shirt (tell the Polish side to pronounce the text).

[Naturegirl1999]

Does this belong here? This belongs here.

I am a terrible person and want this on a shirt (tell the Polish side to pronounce the text).

I like this, it’s funny

[Il Palazzo]

(tell the Polish side to pronounce the text).

The Google Translate's machine voice does the pronunciation pretty much spot-on.

[Kagus]

(tell the Polish side to pronounce the text).

The Google Translate's machine voice does the pronunciation pretty much spot-on.

It's what I used for trying to get the correct pronunciations of stuff when I was in Poland! I was kinda surprised by how high-quality the voice sounded (Google's voices vary wildly in quality from language to language), and everything seemed to match what the other pronunciation guides were saying, so I figured... Why not? It's probably better than me trying to work it out on my own, heh.


But then I got the idea to torture it with my horrible misusage of Polish phonetics, and... Yeah. That's my kinda souvenir.

[Iduno]

Taco Bell -> Tacorrhea

[Kagus]

Man: "It's a bird! It's a plane!"

Optometrist: "..."

Optometrist: "E"

[Kagus]

What did the sugarcane say to her sugar daddy?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"I'm gonna rum!"

[Iduno]

It's more of a terrible idea, but:

A cyberpunk anime about a cyborg/investor named Arbitrage III.

[Iduno]

I have a joke character written down, but I don't remember the joke anymore.

My notes say "A magician named Todd A". Wait, I just figured it out as I was writing this. I was pronouncing A wrong.