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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4365 on: December 15, 2019, 02:55:56 pm »
What do you call a threesome involving two guys named Phil?

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It was a really really slow day at work, ok.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4366 on: December 15, 2019, 11:03:55 pm »
To spicy for you? Run home to umami!
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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« Reply #4367 on: December 23, 2019, 04:41:30 pm »
Apparently I got an Amy Winehouse tree this year.

It's dying surrounded by needles.
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« Reply #4368 on: December 27, 2019, 04:17:42 pm »
I want to listen to The Aristocrats, censored. Like, a truly filthy version of it.

I found one on youtube, but the hand motions ruined it, and I noticed they censored part of "creme de menthe". So also, whoever is telling the joke shouldn't be in on the censoring.

I can't explain why I need this, because I don't know.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4369 on: December 27, 2019, 08:18:02 pm »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4370 on: December 28, 2019, 12:16:01 pm »
Q: What has 4 legs and flies?
A: A dead horse.
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« Reply #4371 on: December 30, 2019, 09:07:02 am »
Quote from: pisskop on December 27, 2019, 08:18:02 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXIc4kEHzcM

Enjoy, it's not what I was looking for. Too much awareness that what they were making was a joke, instead of trying to sell the telling of the joke.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4372 on: January 02, 2020, 05:04:32 am »
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. How do you breathe through that thing?
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« Reply #4373 on: January 02, 2020, 03:24:26 pm »
Geraldo of Rivera.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4374 on: January 03, 2020, 03:26:13 am »
Why is there a talking rubber tree in my sandwich?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4375 on: January 09, 2020, 03:58:00 pm »
Which lower case letter has the most wry enjoyment?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4376 on: January 10, 2020, 01:16:39 am »
Quote from: hector13 on January 09, 2020, 03:58:00 pm
Which lower case letter has the most wry enjoyment?

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I know this is the terrible jokes thread, but I don’t get why h is wry
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hector13

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4377 on: January 10, 2020, 07:42:55 am »
Heh.

Or perhaps more accurately, hih. The noise you make when pronouncing the letter.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4378 on: January 10, 2020, 07:48:53 am »
What, you mean you just vocalize isolated letters the way they would be pronounced in a complete word? Like some sort of psychopath?

That's obviously Mr. Aytch.



(Also I thought it had something to do with the lowercase "h" looking a bit like the one little stick is getting a BJ from the other little stick)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4379 on: January 10, 2020, 07:55:18 am »
This is why it’s a terribly joke, and you are a dirti boi.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

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