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[hops]

What do you say after helping out the golem made out of candle wax?

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You're whale cum?

[Helgoland]

I thought semen was once thought to be spinal fluid, not just random fat...

E: My bad, that joke actually works as intended.

[hops]

I considered using 'spermaceti' but that would be too obvious, since most people likely won't know what that is.

[CABL]

What's the best adjective to describe a programmer from Scandinavia?

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Nerdic!

[TD1]

So, I was talking to my dad and I said something was "almost unique." He replied, saying "nothing is almost unique. It's either unique or it's not." To which I, condescending eejit that I am, said "what if you spelled it with a 'p' instead of a 'q'?"


Hehe, I crack myself up.

[hops]

U nipue to use less adverbs.

[TheDarkStar]

"uenqiu up to dyslexia"

[hops]

What is the first sentence spoken to Japan's bus-driving AI?

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ハピーバスデイ

[Starver]

What is the first sentence spoken to Japan's bus-driving AI?

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ハピーバスデイ

I laughed, most of all after summoning the mighty Google...  (But is it possible I'm a razy lacist?)

[Avis-Mergulus]

So how is Kilkenny Red Ale similar to a loveless marriage?

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No head.

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I made that one up myself, and I'm inordinately proud of it.

[Sheb]

So how is Kilkenny Red Ale similar to a loveless marriage?

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No head.

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I made that one up myself, and I'm inordinately proud of it.

BTW, does anyone know why red ale (I assume you mean cherry flavored ale) have no foam at all?

[SeriousConcentrate]

I don't know, why DOESN'T it have foam? I'm assuming this is the set-up to another joke, but I also really don't know

[Avis-Mergulus]

So how is Kilkenny Red Ale similar to a loveless marriage?

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No head.

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I made that one up myself, and I'm inordinately proud of it.

BTW, does anyone know why red ale (I assume you mean cherry flavored ale) have no foam at all?

Nah, red ale is not cherry-flavored (did you mean kriek?), it's just reddish-brown. And it usually has very little foam.
Most kriek I've tried had a respectable amount of foam, though, so I dunno if we're on the same page here.

[Starver]

Guinness is very very very deep, dark red, and famously has a foamy head.

Nothing to do with the joke.  Nor, apparently the Kilkenny Red which it seems should have head... So a terrible joke. Congratulations!

[Sheb]

So how is Kilkenny Red Ale similar to a loveless marriage?

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No head.

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I made that one up myself, and I'm inordinately proud of it.

BTW, does anyone know why red ale (I assume you mean cherry flavored ale) have no foam at all?

Nah, red ale is not cherry-flavored (did you mean kriek?), it's just reddish-brown. And it usually has very little foam.
Most kriek I've tried had a respectable amount of foam, though, so I dunno if we're on the same page here.

Nah, kriek is a cherry-flavoured Lambic, I thinking of beers like Kasteel Rouge or Rodenback rouge which are ale with added cherry and that famously have no head at all. Not entirely sure what you refers to by red ale then.