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Starver

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3765 on: July 01, 2017, 06:34:18 am »
Should we bitter hop off and brew up some rye jokes then, ma deira, rather than wine about these schnapps bock onto ale this incider info about te quila booze that jineneve should've tuica 'bout?

(Sorry, wish I had mead more puns but, no matter how much arak my brains, me taxa my vocabulary. I'm a little sangrian about that.)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3766 on: July 04, 2017, 05:50:10 pm »
<_< >_>
I'll also just leave this here. :3
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3767 on: July 04, 2017, 08:12:20 pm »
Why are all of ouzo bad at making puns? Ale show you how it's done.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3768 on: July 04, 2017, 08:16:00 pm »
Careful you guys, else we'll lager behind the Aussie man.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

Quote from: FallacyofUrist on January 06, 2023, 03:52:40 am
the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3769 on: July 04, 2017, 08:18:47 pm »
Why should you never bring Sagat on a safari?

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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

Quote from: FallacyofUrist on January 06, 2023, 03:52:40 am
the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3770 on: July 07, 2017, 08:56:07 pm »
Quote from: Culise on June 30, 2017, 04:46:56 pm
"Rude Olaf the wed loathes train beer."
I don't get it.  ???
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I tried to play chess but two of my opponents were playing competitive checkers as a third person walked in with Game of Thrones in hand confused cause they thought this was the book club.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3771 on: July 07, 2017, 09:28:09 pm »
Rude Olaf the wed loathes train beer  = Rudolph the red nosed reindeer

Yeah, it's a bad punchline, that's why it's in this thread. :P
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3772 on: July 08, 2017, 02:34:34 pm »
Did you hear about the pickaxe shortage?

Officials say it's 'just a minor inconvenience'.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3773 on: July 08, 2017, 02:39:28 pm »
A miner inconvenience. Miner. /grammar Nazi
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

Quote from: FallacyofUrist on January 06, 2023, 03:52:40 am
the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

Helgoland

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3774 on: July 08, 2017, 03:01:35 pm »
That joke had family, you know. And to think it was his last day on duty... Tragic.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on May 26, 2017, 08:10:14 pm
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3775 on: July 14, 2017, 05:29:26 pm »
That made me smile so hard I must retire to my quarters for a brief rest...
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3776 on: July 25, 2017, 01:36:18 pm »
A particularly bad one I just devised:

Why was Jesus crucified?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3777 on: July 25, 2017, 01:53:24 pm »
So would you be if someone popped a spiky hat on your head and then stabbed you 'cause one of your friends told the Feds where you were.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

Quote from: FallacyofUrist on January 06, 2023, 03:52:40 am
the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3778 on: July 26, 2017, 05:34:17 am »
What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3779 on: July 26, 2017, 11:53:57 am »
"I thought it was her 'Yes' face" is not a valid legal defense.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on May 26, 2017, 08:10:14 pm
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.
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