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[TheDarkStar]

What do you call a guy with no body and no nose?

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Nobody knows.

[IcyTea31]

When alchemists were assigning elements to things, they determined that dogs are associated with fire and cats with ice. Why?

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• If you freeze a dog and cut it with a circular saw, it says 'meow'.
• If you coat a cat in gasoline and light it on fire, it says 'woof'.

[martinuzz]

I think the better terrible joke version of that one is how I heard it. The alchemist and elements thing doesn't really add anything.
"How do you make a cat bark? Set it on fire and it goes <woof>"
"How do you make a dog mew? Deep freeze it and put a circular saw to it. Goes <meeeeeeeew>"

[Jimmy]

I once had a dog that could talk.

Every time I rode my bike, my dog came up and peed on my wheel and spoke.

[BlackFlyme]

A man has recently been arrested after allegedly shooting another man with flare gun loaded with a shotgun shell filled with cereal, according to Police.

They've quoted the incident as being tragically delicious.

[martinuzz]

The Return of the Cereal Killer

[AzyWng]

They've quoted the incident as being tragically delicious.

I can't actually find that quote anywhere. Can you tell me where it is?

Still, a bit odd. Wonder what the man was hoping to accomplish...

[Reelya]

Urban dictionary suggests it implies shadenfreude.

e.g. if some total jerk falls from grace that's tragic ... tragically delicious.

So what limp joke there was in BlackFlyme's "joke" was about taking that literally.

[BlackFlyme]

They've quoted the incident as being tragically delicious.

I can't actually find that quote anywhere. Can you tell me where it is?

Still, a bit odd. Wonder what the man was hoping to accomplish...

It's not. It's the punchline.

It's a play on Lucky Charm's marketing slogan, Magically Delicious.

[Descan]

I mean, this *is* the Terrible Jokes thread. v:

[Starver]

I'm sure I remember making a joke that nobody 'got', although it was analysed and found wanting in the wrong way.

I decided not to argue, 'cos that was very much the definition of a truly bad joke.

[Rose]

What did the adventurer party say when they found out one of their member was a giant slime mold in disguise?





There's a humongous fungus among us.

[Tomasque]

 Why would you give up after dying a lot in Dark Souls?

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Dim Spirits

[Arx]

What's Harry Potter's favourite way of going down a hill?

Walking.

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JK, rolling

[Eric Blank]

What's Harry Potter's favourite way of going down a hill?

Walking.

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JK, rolling

Thats everybody's favorite way to go down hill, its just frowned upon as adults