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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3645 on: April 25, 2017, 08:59:21 am »
Quote from: The Moonlit Shadow on April 25, 2017, 08:50:40 am
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« Reply #3646 on: April 25, 2017, 10:16:03 am »
Quote from: TheDarkStar on April 25, 2017, 08:59:21 am
Quote from: The Moonlit Shadow on April 25, 2017, 08:50:40 am
Where's the best place to hide something?

this works too
Sometimes the enterprising genius attempts no obscuration, generating redundancy around particularly honed initial characters...
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« Reply #3647 on: May 01, 2017, 03:24:18 pm »
What happens when a mathematician goes into critical conditions?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3648 on: May 01, 2017, 05:02:03 pm »
That sounds more like a French joke than a math joke.
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« Reply #3649 on: May 01, 2017, 05:03:25 pm »
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A small nit pick: he should either be
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since ô is already read as "os".

Quote from: AzyWng on May 01, 2017, 05:02:03 pm
That sounds more like a French joke
This isn't really funny, but back in high school we used to call bad (i.e. terrible) jokes "French jokes" ("... ho, ho, ho"). I think it was "because no one gets it" or something like that.
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Quote from: Fluffe9911 on March 08, 2023, 02:45:47 pm
I tried to play chess but two of my opponents were playing competitive checkers as a third person walked in with Game of Thrones in hand confused cause they thought this was the book club.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3650 on: May 02, 2017, 06:49:46 am »
Quote from: a1s on May 01, 2017, 05:03:25 pm
Quote from: Cinder on May 01, 2017, 03:24:18 pm
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A small nit pick: he should either be
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since ô is already read as "os".

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Europe consists only of small countries, some of which know it and some of which don’t yet.

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« Reply #3651 on: May 02, 2017, 07:16:51 am »
I tried that already, it usually ends up with people not getting the joke.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3652 on: May 02, 2017, 11:29:47 am »
Quote from: Sheb on May 02, 2017, 06:49:46 am
Quote from: a1s on May 01, 2017, 05:03:25 pm
Quote from: Cinder on May 01, 2017, 03:24:18 pm
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A small nit pick: he should either be
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since ô is already read as "os".
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Quote from: Fluffe9911 on March 08, 2023, 02:45:47 pm
I tried to play chess but two of my opponents were playing competitive checkers as a third person walked in with Game of Thrones in hand confused cause they thought this was the book club.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3653 on: May 02, 2017, 11:31:40 am »
Shouldn't you say
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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« Reply #3654 on: May 03, 2017, 01:45:21 am »
No, I'm serious, it's too different spelling and pronunciation. ô is basically just o (Which is why it has been mostly dumped out of use recently).
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Europe consists only of small countries, some of which know it and some of which don’t yet.

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« Reply #3655 on: May 04, 2017, 11:50:58 am »
Quote from: Sheb on May 03, 2017, 01:45:21 am
No, I'm serious, it's too different spelling and pronunciation. ô is basically just o (Which is why it has been mostly dumped out of use recently).
I realize the issue, but A) The French spell it that way, don't they? and B) I reframed the joke, not the spelling.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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« Reply #3656 on: May 04, 2017, 12:28:14 pm »
Sorry i meant to talk to a1s.
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« Reply #3657 on: May 04, 2017, 12:35:33 pm »
Quote from: Sheb on May 04, 2017, 12:28:14 pm
Sorry i meant to talk to a1s.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3658 on: May 04, 2017, 01:08:05 pm »
Slightly crude joke about maths-and-philosophy's nonexistent cousin, maths-and-theology.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3659 on: May 04, 2017, 07:23:32 pm »
Wry smile, failure.
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