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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3660 on: May 04, 2017, 08:08:33 pm »
Quote from: NJW2000 on May 04, 2017, 01:08:05 pm
Slightly crude joke about maths-and-philosophy's nonexistent cousin, maths-and-theology.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3661 on: May 04, 2017, 10:15:01 pm »
Quote from: NJW2000 on May 04, 2017, 01:08:05 pm
Slightly crude joke about maths-and-philosophy's nonexistent cousin, maths-and-theology.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3662 on: May 04, 2017, 10:27:24 pm »
Loudly.
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I would starve tomorrow if I could eat the world today.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3663 on: May 05, 2017, 06:02:39 am »
What does Crow Freddie Mercury eat?

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« Reply #3664 on: May 05, 2017, 05:03:11 pm »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3665 on: May 05, 2017, 05:29:27 pm »
...meanwhile, back inside the bar, the 1-foot-tall guy playing the piano has heard the conversation unfold and sighs wistfully about a previous encounter with her.
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« Reply #3666 on: May 05, 2017, 06:09:42 pm »
The large herd of deer nearby also lament the genie's existence.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3667 on: May 05, 2017, 10:29:29 pm »
102//98

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3668 on: May 07, 2017, 08:04:18 am »
And the age of mankind comes to a close due to a robot that wants to sell mediocre food preserving solutions.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3669 on: May 07, 2017, 04:25:15 pm »
-At the Smart Restaurant-

-What would you like, Sir?
-Oh... I think I shall be having frog legs today.
-Certainly, Sir. Although, a fair warning, Sir. They are quite salty, at the moment.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3670 on: May 12, 2017, 05:31:59 pm »
John, Eric, and Charlotte are lost in the desert, their only companion being Charlotte's pet sheep, Kate. It's been four days and they've had nothing to eat, save the Snickers bar Eric had, which he finished on the first day. John and Eric have suggested eating Kate multiple times, but Charlotte won't let them.

One morning, Charlotte wakes up. She doesn't see Kate anywhere and calls for her. Kate walks up to her, but Charlotte notices something is distinctly wrong with her--Kate has horns. Upon closer inspection, Charlotte is definitely sure that this sheep is, in fact, now a ram. She yells and wakes up John and Eric, who are completely baffled as to why Kate appears to be a ram. Charlotte has suggested that they finally ate her and replaced her with a ram, thinking she wouldn't notice, but John points out that they don't have anywhere to get a ram in the first place. Charlotte asks if he has any better ideas about what happened to Kate, when Eric speaks up with his explanation--

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3671 on: May 12, 2017, 06:34:25 pm »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3672 on: May 12, 2017, 08:44:14 pm »
That doesn't even make sense! Charlotte is not a sheep! It is sheep who is sheep! Charlotte is one who is hungry!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3673 on: May 12, 2017, 08:59:26 pm »
They're in a desert, the sheep hasn't eaten in days either. :V
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3674 on: May 12, 2017, 09:29:01 pm »
Why are they hungry, with all the sandwhich's there..?
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