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Bumber

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« Reply #3615 on: April 01, 2017, 05:29:37 am »
What's the easiest way to cause nuclear explosions? Sneeze on someone.

(That's why they called it the cold war, after all.)
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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« Reply #3616 on: April 01, 2017, 10:34:49 am »
Why did the Chinese teacher ask her student to stay after class?

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« Reply #3617 on: April 02, 2017, 03:33:35 pm »
Quote from: AzyWng on April 01, 2017, 10:34:49 am
Why did the Chinese teacher ask her student to stay after class?

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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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« Reply #3618 on: April 02, 2017, 03:39:11 pm »
I can't tell if you actually didn't get it, so just in case:

Chinese is far more tonal than many languages, so the same syllables said with a different pitch pattern can mean different things. This is not immediately obvious to English speakers, since English's primary use of tone is that a rising pitch indicates a question.

The teacher didn't like the kid's language skill.
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« Reply #3619 on: April 02, 2017, 03:41:35 pm »
Congress: the best politicians money can buy
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« Reply #3620 on: April 02, 2017, 04:58:42 pm »
Quote from: MrRoboto75 on April 02, 2017, 03:41:35 pm
Congress: the best politicians money can buy

Unless your name is Donald Trump.
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« Reply #3621 on: April 02, 2017, 05:18:54 pm »
Quote from: hector13 on April 02, 2017, 04:58:42 pm
Quote from: MrRoboto75 on April 02, 2017, 03:41:35 pm
Congress: the best politicians money can buy

Unless your name is Donald Trump.

Not to derail the thread, but wasn't that partly responsible for his popularity in the first place? His separation from government and whatnot?
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« Reply #3622 on: April 02, 2017, 06:38:51 pm »
Yes, actually, that is a reason brought up when I hear people explain why they voted for him.

I dont think anybody actually expects him to build a fucking wall, after all.
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« Reply #3623 on: April 03, 2017, 06:15:29 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on April 02, 2017, 06:38:51 pm
I dont think anybody actually expects him to build a fucking wall, after all.
Too funny.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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« Reply #3624 on: April 03, 2017, 09:34:53 am »
Quote from: Bumber on April 03, 2017, 06:15:29 am
Quote from: Eric Blank on April 02, 2017, 06:38:51 pm
I dont think anybody actually expects him to build a fucking wall, after all.
Too funny.
Ahahahaha....
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« Reply #3625 on: April 03, 2017, 09:35:36 am »
The american Economy.
Game design and direction from microsoft.
The american School system.


What? I'm just listing some Terrible jokes.
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« Reply #3626 on: April 03, 2017, 09:36:22 am »
....

Out.

...This is not a politics thread.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
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« Reply #3627 on: April 03, 2017, 01:14:11 pm »
Everything is politics, min.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
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« Reply #3628 on: April 03, 2017, 01:15:21 pm »
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« Reply #3629 on: April 03, 2017, 01:29:31 pm »
The ultimate blues song:
"I didn't wake up this morning... "
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