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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3495 on: December 01, 2016, 09:34:07 am »
Quote from: Avis-Mergulus on December 01, 2016, 08:57:15 am
I've got four-twenties-ten-and-nine problems, and the way French numerals work is one of them.
I've got middle-finger other-shoulder problems, and the Oksapmin counting system may be one...
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« Reply #3496 on: December 01, 2016, 03:50:45 pm »
What did the man do to the guy that said fuck you?

He raises both of his middle fingers
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3497 on: December 01, 2016, 07:16:39 pm »
3-25!
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...Simplification leaves us with the black extra-cosmic gulfs it throws open before our frenzied eyes...
Quote from: Salvané Descocrates
The only difference between me and a fool is that I know that I know only that I think, therefore I am.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3498 on: December 05, 2016, 06:54:21 am »
How did the Muslim guy respond to the internet post after ensuring it was compliant with his dietary and behavioral restrictions?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3499 on: December 07, 2016, 09:41:22 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 06, 2016, 04:50:35 pm
Quote from: Eric Blank on December 06, 2016, 04:35:26 pm
13:34   <TemmieAcc>: NO SOCIALISM
13:34   <TemmieAcc>: WHORE CAPITALISM IS THE WAY
13:34   <TemmieAcc>: ACCUMULATE CAPITAL THROUGH BOW CHIKA WOW WOW
13:35   <TemmieAcc>: BUILD ENTERPRISE
Spoiler: the battle between capitalism and communism (click to show/hide)
What did the socialist feminists say?
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Quote from: King James Programming
...Simplification leaves us with the black extra-cosmic gulfs it throws open before our frenzied eyes...
Quote from: Salvané Descocrates
The only difference between me and a fool is that I know that I know only that I think, therefore I am.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3500 on: December 11, 2016, 12:39:49 pm »
Stumbled upon this while looking for something else:


(My Google-fu is apparently terrible. Turns out it was a frikken XKCD. How the heck does that not show up in "us states mislabeled joke"? Ended up manually scrolling through 50 pages of Helgoland's thread.)
« Last Edit: December 11, 2016, 12:59:08 pm by Bumber »
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3501 on: December 11, 2016, 05:49:20 pm »
The drink machine "Buddy" from Fallout 4 provides this one:

What do you call two crows on a branch?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3502 on: December 11, 2016, 09:16:32 pm »
Quote from: AzyWng on December 11, 2016, 05:49:20 pm
The drink machine "Buddy" from Fallout 4 provides this one:

What do you call two crows on a branch?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I was as close to ROFLing as I've ever been...  Does not belong in thos thread.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3503 on: December 11, 2016, 10:41:49 pm »
I agree, that one's actually clever.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3504 on: December 12, 2016, 09:08:39 pm »
Quote from: AzyWng on December 11, 2016, 05:49:20 pm
The drink machine "Buddy" from Fallout 4 provides this one:

What do you call two crows on a branch?

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I don't get it. Why is it "attempted"?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3505 on: December 12, 2016, 09:15:54 pm »
Quote from: Bumber on December 12, 2016, 09:08:39 pm
Quote from: AzyWng on December 11, 2016, 05:49:20 pm
The drink machine "Buddy" from Fallout 4 provides this one:

What do you call two crows on a branch?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I don't get it. Why is it "attempted"?
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See that's a terrible joke.

It's attempted 'cause it's not quite a group yet.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3506 on: December 12, 2016, 09:45:03 pm »
Quote from: hector13 on December 12, 2016, 09:15:54 pm
Quote from: Bumber on December 12, 2016, 09:08:39 pm
Quote from: AzyWng on December 11, 2016, 05:49:20 pm
The drink machine "Buddy" from Fallout 4 provides this one:

What do you call two crows on a branch?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I don't get it. Why is it "attempted"?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
See that's a terrible joke.

It's attempted 'cause it's not quite a group yet.
It's a group of two
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3507 on: December 12, 2016, 10:00:54 pm »
Quote from: Insanegame27 on December 12, 2016, 09:45:03 pm
Quote from: hector13 on December 12, 2016, 09:15:54 pm
Quote from: Bumber on December 12, 2016, 09:08:39 pm
Quote from: AzyWng on December 11, 2016, 05:49:20 pm
The drink machine "Buddy" from Fallout 4 provides this one:

What do you call two crows on a branch?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I don't get it. Why is it "attempted"?
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See that's a terrible joke.

It's attempted 'cause it's not quite a group yet.
It's a group of two
The only time you would call a pair of anything a group is when someone tells you that you would never call a pair of anything a group.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

If you struggle with your mental health, please seek help.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3508 on: December 13, 2016, 01:58:38 am »
spoken like a true mathematician
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Quote from: King James Programming
...Simplification leaves us with the black extra-cosmic gulfs it throws open before our frenzied eyes...
Quote from: Salvané Descocrates
The only difference between me and a fool is that I know that I know only that I think, therefore I am.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3509 on: December 13, 2016, 02:00:12 am »
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