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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3510 on: December 13, 2016, 02:01:17 am »
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« Reply #3511 on: December 13, 2016, 02:04:14 am »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3512 on: December 13, 2016, 02:04:24 am »
Its true, nobody takes me seriously. Which when youre joking about stabbing people in the ass is a good thing.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3513 on: December 13, 2016, 02:05:58 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on December 13, 2016, 02:04:24 am
Its true, nobody takes me seriously. Which when youre joking about stabbing people in the ass is a good thing.
Freudian?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3514 on: December 13, 2016, 02:06:09 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on December 13, 2016, 02:04:24 am
Its true, nobody takes me seriously. Which when youre joking about stabbing people in the ass is a good thing.
do you think he gets it, or not
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« Reply #3515 on: December 13, 2016, 02:24:02 am »
Most likely
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3516 on: December 13, 2016, 05:17:26 am »
Quote from: AzyWng on December 11, 2016, 05:49:20 pm
What do you call two crows on a branch?
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Three crows harassing a wandering sparrow?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3517 on: December 13, 2016, 06:57:15 am »
A plumbing company in the Hague got second place in this year's 'worst slogan of the year' elections, for it's slogan 'your shit is my food'.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3518 on: December 13, 2016, 11:45:17 am »
Them:
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"I paid the Iron Price."
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3519 on: December 13, 2016, 11:47:02 am »
What looks cute on a dog, but not on a girl?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3520 on: December 13, 2016, 06:32:28 pm »
Quote from: Ispil on December 12, 2016, 11:32:27 pm
Nah, groups of 2 make perfect sense. So does a group of 1, but that's rather trivial.
What about a group of 0?

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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3521 on: December 13, 2016, 08:14:02 pm »
i crows walk into a bar...
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3522 on: December 13, 2016, 08:31:07 pm »
(4+20)/π blackbirds are baked.  But (4+20) blackbirds = sin(g).
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« Reply #3523 on: December 13, 2016, 09:38:13 pm »
Quote from: Ispil on December 13, 2016, 09:27:38 pm
Unfortunately not. Every group needs an identity; can't really have one of those if there's no one in your group.
"Many possible properties of sets are trivially true for the empty set."
A group of zero crows can be considered a perfectly valid member of the set of all sets that contain any natural number of crows. It can also be considered a member of the set of all sets that contain a natural number of blue whales but no crows at all.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3524 on: December 13, 2016, 09:56:00 pm »
Now if it were 1.9 crows, then it would be an attempted murder.
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