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[Bumber]

Under a certain interpretation of "roots", that could be quite terrifying.

Square roots?

Eats routes and Leif's?

[TheDarkStar]

Under a certain interpretation of "roots", that could be quite terrifying.

Square roots?

Eats routes and Leif's?

Teeth roots

[Arx]

How hot is the inside of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm.

Blatantly stolen from someone on a T90 stream.

[Starver]

Under a certain interpretation of "roots", that could be quite terrifying.

Square roots?

Eats routes and Leif's?

Teeth roots

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

How hot is the inside of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm.

Blatantly stolen from someone on a T90 stream.

Tweeting that you're piloting though an asteroid field, with the odds of success being approximately 3,720 to 1?

@Han's #YOLO...

_{(Blatantly made up on the spot, but in certain knowledge that someone(s) else will have done it before and probably better...)}

[hector13]

@Han's #NTMTO

[hops]

"Wait, Schrödinger, so is your wife Annemarie or Hilde?"
"Yes."

[IcyTea31]

The Lost & Found office of one mall is quite strict about people proving they own the items before they can pick them up. Here are some reasons why claims have been rejected in the past:

• A cake: claimant wasn't exceptional enough to take it.
• A bolt: claimant was completely nuts.
• A dropped hat: claimant appeared suspiciously soon at the office.
• A depressed crocodile: claimant wasn't actually sad about losing their alleged pet.
• A barrel of fish: claimant drew a firearm and was subsequently removed from premises.
• A wild goose: claimant didn't actually exist.
• A severed foot: claimant didn't have a leg to stand on.

[Insanegame27]

90% of people are gullible enough to believe this statistic

[TheDarkStar]

90% of people are gullible enough to believe this statistic

3/2 of people are bad at fractions.

1/2 of people cant spel

2/9 of people have so bad grammar they dont right things good

and of course, 9/10 doctors agree that 25% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

[Starver]

1 in 10 jokes about binary aren't funny. The other 0.1 are.

[TheDarkStar]

1 in 10 jokes about binary aren't funny. The other 0.1 are.

Out of the 10 kinds of people in the world, 1 doesn't know binary, 1 knows binary and gets the joke

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

AND ONE DIDN'T EXPECT THIS JOKE TO BE IN TRINARY

[Insanegame27]

There are 10 kinds of people in this world: Those who understand binary and those who don't.


There are 2 kinds of people in this world: Those who extrapolate from incomplete data

[Avis-Mergulus]

I've got four-twenties-ten-and-nine problems, and the way French numerals work is one of them.

[Comrade P.]

I've got four-twenties-ten-and-nine problems, and the way French numerals work is one of them.

Word, brotha.

[Tack]

You say "score"and you're basically quoting a meme.