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[juicebox]

Here's a bad chemistry joke for you: What is a guacamole made of?

6.022x10^23 guacs

[Culise]

Here's a bad chemistry joke for you: What is a guacamole made of?

6.022x10^23 guacs

Do you know what we do with bad chemistry puns? We barium

[Eric Blank]

We barium.

[hector13]

How aluminum... ating.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Puns aren't jokes, take 'em elsewhere. >:V

[Culise]

We barium.

Plainly hiding my punchline in transparent text as well lead everyone astray.  It's a little gallium, but I suppose that's nobody's bismuth but my own.

Puns aren't jokes, take 'em elsewhere. >:V

Well, fine.  If that's the way you want to play, then we argon.

[Descan]

I mean it's mostly made up of Avocuadro. That's intentional.

[TheBiggerFish]

Haven't these puns gotten a little fruity all of a sudden?

[Tack]

Elemental puns are a noble addition and should absolutely feature in the terrible jokes thread periodically.
I mean, ferris a time and place, sure.

We barium.

Plainly hiding my punchline in transparent text as well lead everyone astray.  It's a little gallium, but I suppose that's nobody's bismuth but my own.

Puns aren't jokes, take 'em elsewhere. >:V

Well, fine.  If that's the way you want to play, then we argon.

You are a true master. I am humbled.

[Reelya]

The puns are boron me to death. We need a radical change around here.

[IcyTea31]

A chemist, a physicist and a mathematician all book rooms in a hotel. Night falls, and they all go to sleep. Suddenly, the heating system in the chemist's room malfunctions and catches fire. He wakes up and looks at the fire, then runs to the hallway to get the emergency fire hose. He sprays the room with water, extinguishing the fire but ruining all of his notes. He goes back to sleep, bitter for the lost work. A bit later, the physicist's heating system also catches fire. She wakes up and looks at the fire, then walks into the bathroom to pour a glass of water. She throws the water onto the fire at just the right angle and velocity to extinguish it without damaging anything else. She goes back to sleep, satisfied. A bit later, the mathematician's heating system malfunctions similarly. He wakes up and looks at the fire, then says "there is at least one solution." He goes back to sleep.

[TheBiggerFish]

Ha!

[Bumber]

You Brexit, you buys it!

[Tomasque]

You Brexit, you buys it!

Damn. That's a pun wrapped in irony wrapped in bacon.

[Starver]

Terrible unintentional joke sort of made, for real, in a news report yesterday.

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A driver of a goods vehicle, whose attention had been upon his mobile phone, has been convicted of causing the deaths of four people after crashing into the back of several cars, killing a woman and her three children in one of them. The woman's partner had been in another car just behind them. As part of the closing phase of the trial, he read out a Victim Impact Statement...