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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3420 on: August 22, 2016, 03:53:35 pm »
Quite qiling perspective.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3421 on: August 22, 2016, 09:43:47 pm »
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I thought a q in pinyin was pronounced "ch". Ah well.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3422 on: August 26, 2016, 11:36:48 am »
So a boy has forgotten his homework and tries to fake being sick.
His mum decides to take him to the doctor, and smart kid that he is, he pops a few ice cubes in his mouth before he gets in the car.

Walks into the doctor's office, coughing and gasping and says he's got a chill. Doctor pulls out the thermometer and says "Alright, bend over"
Sure enough he gets caught, the mom gives him a smack and he has to go to school.

A few months later, the boy tries it again. He swaggers into the doctor's office, says he's got a chill. Doctor says "alright, open up"
Boy asks why the doctor isn't checking it the same place as last time.
Doctor says "You've been walking funny since you came through the door.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3423 on: August 26, 2016, 05:40:37 pm »
Ma'am your son appears to have hypothermia... somehow...
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3424 on: August 26, 2016, 06:03:17 pm »
My guess for the noted non-deja-vu phenomenon:

You actually have heard it, but never made note of it. Once you noticed it, its commonality means that you hear it soon after.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3425 on: September 07, 2016, 10:03:56 pm »
NSA! NSA! NSA!
say their name three times and they'll appear.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3426 on: September 07, 2016, 10:07:43 pm »
Well you're now on a watch list, so same thing.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3427 on: September 07, 2016, 11:47:01 pm »
My professor said that you can't do anything with a square root of negative numbers.

i begs to differ.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3428 on: September 08, 2016, 12:22:42 am »
My life.

p. sure that joke's been made here before, but both it and its subject matter are still terrible.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3429 on: September 13, 2016, 10:47:28 pm »
The EmDrive isn't reactionless; look at the news.

(Seriously, stop snarking and do experiments)
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« Reply #3430 on: September 14, 2016, 04:47:12 am »
Why are they so many anti-abortionists?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3431 on: September 14, 2016, 04:48:57 am »
I found one at 7:00PM in Australia. No- wait... I found two at 7:00PM in Australia. One is called A Current Affair and the other is called Today Tonight.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3432 on: September 14, 2016, 03:00:05 pm »
What does the B. in Bernoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

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« Reply #3433 on: September 14, 2016, 05:10:24 pm »
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Made ya look.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3434 on: September 14, 2016, 06:24:06 pm »
Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.
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