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Eric Blank

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3045 on: December 30, 2015, 06:42:56 pm »
Quote from: IcyTea31 on December 30, 2015, 04:34:22 pm
Quote from: Tack on December 30, 2015, 03:02:20 pm
What do you give a 300lb gorilla?
Whatever the fuck it wants.
Did you know one can legally, even as a civilian, buy military APCs and even tanks for personal use? Question is, where may one drive that 30-ton heavily armoured tracked vehicle? Where ever the fuck one wants.

Which makes me want to buy an APC and strip the armor/other crap I won't need off, use it for whatever the fuck. It would make a great snowplow, tractor, hopefully wont get stuck in the mud all the damn time. I'd never be late for work because my car got stuck in four inches of snow at the bottom of the driveway again.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3046 on: December 30, 2015, 06:46:27 pm »
Quote from: Spehss _ on December 30, 2015, 06:26:28 pm
Quote from: Bohandas on December 30, 2015, 02:31:32 pm
Here's a good one I just found here
Heh. Lots of shitty jokes here but I found one that's not bad.

A man walks into a library and says, " Do you have any books on poor eyesight?"
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Yeah, that one belongs in the other thread.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3047 on: December 30, 2015, 07:31:55 pm »
Another one from Sickipedia.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3048 on: December 30, 2015, 07:35:05 pm »
That was actually pretty funny
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3049 on: December 30, 2015, 07:35:41 pm »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on December 30, 2015, 07:35:05 pm
That was actually pretty funny
Yeah, there's a thread for those...
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3050 on: December 30, 2015, 07:38:41 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on December 30, 2015, 07:35:41 pm
Quote from: Orange Wizard on December 30, 2015, 07:35:05 pm
That was actually pretty funny
Yeah, there's a thread for those...
You mean jokes aren't all inherently terrible?  :P
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Quote from: Ispil on September 23, 2016, 02:25:08 pm
Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3051 on: December 30, 2015, 07:41:08 pm »
Quote from: Spehss _ on December 30, 2015, 07:38:41 pm
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on December 30, 2015, 07:35:41 pm
Quote from: Orange Wizard on December 30, 2015, 07:35:05 pm
That was actually pretty funny
Yeah, there's a thread for those...
You mean jokes aren't all inherently terrible?  :P
This requires science.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3052 on: December 30, 2015, 07:43:40 pm »
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on shit punchlines.

The librarian directs him to the correct section.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3053 on: December 30, 2015, 07:45:16 pm »
Quote from: Egan_BW on December 30, 2015, 07:41:08 pm
This requires science.
Sounds like we should throw a bunch of dead baby jokes out there and see what sticks.
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Quote from: Ispil on September 23, 2016, 02:25:08 pm
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3054 on: December 30, 2015, 07:46:39 pm »
Probably the ones that were given a little time to decay to get just the right consistency.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3055 on: December 30, 2015, 08:10:37 pm »
Quote from: Spehss _ on December 30, 2015, 07:45:16 pm
Quote from: Egan_BW on December 30, 2015, 07:41:08 pm
This requires science.
Sounds like we should throw a bunch of dead baby jokes out there and see what sticks.
DATA OBTAINED
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3056 on: December 30, 2015, 08:17:54 pm »
That was almost the same sequence of dead babies that I had posted about two-weeks prior.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3057 on: December 30, 2015, 08:53:17 pm »
Yeah, dead babies are old hat.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3058 on: December 30, 2015, 08:57:21 pm »
Dead babies are terrible hats. Old babies are even worse. Their ribcages are too snug to fit properly.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3059 on: December 30, 2015, 09:02:11 pm »
Well obviously... why would you use the bones for a hat? Use the skin, you fool.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
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