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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3075 on: December 31, 2015, 04:54:15 pm »
Quote from: Insanegame27 on December 31, 2015, 04:42:15 pm
Who was bigger? Mrs bigger or her son?

Her son was a little bigger
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3076 on: January 01, 2016, 07:03:32 am »
Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3077 on: January 02, 2016, 08:05:56 pm »
placeholder text while I procure terrible joke
« Last Edit: January 03, 2016, 05:06:13 am by Adragis029 »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3078 on: January 03, 2016, 04:42:16 am »
Long version is better.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3079 on: January 03, 2016, 05:05:48 am »
Yeah, I can't really type it out too well on my phone.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3080 on: January 03, 2016, 08:39:35 am »
I didn't mind the short version.
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Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3081 on: January 03, 2016, 09:53:58 am »
So no reaction to mine then?  :'(
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3082 on: January 03, 2016, 10:00:53 am »
Quote from: BFEL on January 03, 2016, 09:53:58 am
So no reaction to mine then?  :'(

It was inevitable terrible.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3083 on: January 03, 2016, 11:16:18 am »
Knock knock.
Who's there?
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*absolute silence*
 ::)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3084 on: January 03, 2016, 11:40:02 am »
"do you know why the horse is angry? because they put him a chair and he couldnt sit"....

yeah its not funny, its a joke in spanish :P yeah, we use the spanish word for chair as sinonym for the riding mount...
« Last Edit: January 03, 2016, 12:26:35 pm by xaritscin »
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« Reply #3085 on: January 03, 2016, 01:25:56 pm »
Hey, just a thought, but if every second post is telling people their joke is in the wrong thread, that's going to objectively derail the jokiness much faster than the jokes being "too good", which is subjective.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3086 on: January 03, 2016, 02:42:19 pm »
(do this to a random stranger.)

You: "I know the best knock-knock joke ever, but you have to start it."

Stranger: "uuhhh... knock knock?"

You: "Who's there?"

(Stranger stands in silence for a few seconds while you slowly start to laugh and walk away.)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3087 on: January 03, 2016, 04:10:23 pm »
Once in a blue moon, the stranger manages to come up with something. If they do, play along and laugh at the punchline, then brag how good of a joke you just told.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3088 on: January 03, 2016, 04:30:36 pm »
What do you call a donkey?
A donkey.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3089 on: January 04, 2016, 10:51:22 am »
What did Farmer Brown say when he lost his tractor?
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What did Farmer Suzy say when she found it?
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« Last Edit: January 04, 2016, 10:54:18 am by Tack »
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.
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