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[Eric Blank]

What do you give a 300lb gorilla?
Whatever the fuck it wants.

Did you know one can legally, even as a civilian, buy military APCs and even tanks for personal use? Question is, where may one drive that 30-ton heavily armoured tracked vehicle? Where ever the fuck one wants.

Which makes me want to buy an APC and strip the armor/other crap I won't need off, use it for whatever the fuck. It would make a great snowplow, tractor, hopefully wont get stuck in the mud all the damn time. I'd never be late for work because my car got stuck in four inches of snow at the bottom of the driveway again.

[Egan_BW]

Here's a good one I just found here

Heh. Lots of shitty jokes here but I found one that's not bad.

A man walks into a library and says, " Do you have any books on poor eyesight?"

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"No,we don't." replies the barman.

Yeah, that one belongs in the other thread.

[Spehss _]

Another one from Sickipedia.

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The 2012 Olympics in London are going to be an amazing cultural experience. Imagine the hordes of international fans - Poles, Czechs, Russians, Hungarians, Latvians, Africans, Jamaicans, Indians, Pakistanis, Iraqis, Turks, Greeks, Thais, Australians, South Africans - all of whom will have travelled as many as 10 miles to watch these games.

[Orange Wizard]

That was actually pretty funny

[TheBiggerFish]

That was actually pretty funny

Yeah, there's a thread for those...

[Spehss _]

That was actually pretty funny

Yeah, there's a thread for those...

You mean jokes aren't all inherently terrible? 

[Egan_BW]

That was actually pretty funny

Yeah, there's a thread for those...

You mean jokes aren't all inherently terrible? 

This requires science.

[BlackFlyme]

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on shit punchlines.

The librarian directs him to the correct section.

[Spehss _]

This requires science.

Sounds like we should throw a bunch of dead baby jokes out there and see what sticks.

[BlackFlyme]

Probably the ones that were given a little time to decay to get just the right consistency.

[Tawa]

This requires science.

Sounds like we should throw a bunch of dead baby jokes out there and see what sticks.

DATA OBTAINED

[BlackFlyme]

That was almost the same sequence of dead babies that I had posted about two-weeks prior.

[hector13]

Yeah, dead babies are old hat.

[BlackFlyme]

Dead babies are terrible hats. Old babies are even worse. Their ribcages are too snug to fit properly.

I'm bored and have nothing else to do.

[hector13]

Well obviously... why would you use the bones for a hat? Use the skin, you fool.