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Author Topic: Terrible Jokes  (Read 712302 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2175 on: April 25, 2015, 01:28:10 am »
So a drunk kid gets pulled over and says to the cop, "I swear to drunk I'm not God!"
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2176 on: April 25, 2015, 01:55:24 am »
The officer is an Atheist, and walks off. :P
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2177 on: April 25, 2015, 02:16:45 am »
Quote from: Bohandas on April 24, 2015, 11:33:40 pm
Apparently Jesus was an Elvis impersonator. I saw a sign in front of a church that said "Christ is the King".
Wow. Bohandas did an actually fu-... Clever... joke.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2178 on: April 25, 2015, 03:30:42 am »
Quote from: Tack on April 25, 2015, 02:16:45 am
Quote from: Bohandas on April 24, 2015, 11:33:40 pm
Apparently Jesus was an Elvis impersonator. I saw a sign in front of a church that said "Christ is the King".
Wow. Bohandas did an actually fu-... Clever... joke.
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Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2179 on: April 25, 2015, 06:15:48 am »
I call my dick Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2180 on: April 25, 2015, 09:32:41 pm »
Can someone please pirate dwarf fortress? I know that many people think that piracy is wrong, but I promise I'll buy it if I like it. I am just not sure if I'll like it or not.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2181 on: April 25, 2015, 09:37:22 pm »
Quote from: origamiscienceguy on April 25, 2015, 09:32:41 pm
Can someone please pirate dwarf fortress? I know that many people think that piracy is wrong, but I promise I'll buy it if I like it. I am just not sure if I'll like it or not.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2182 on: April 25, 2015, 09:45:30 pm »
Ya weenie.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2183 on: April 25, 2015, 09:53:05 pm »
A German man is traveling to Poland.  He, of course, is stopped by the border officer to question for his reason of visiting.

The officer asks for the man's name.  He answers.

The officer asks for the man's date of birth.  He answers.

The officer asks, "Occupation?"  The man replies, "No, not this time."
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2184 on: April 25, 2015, 09:59:06 pm »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on April 25, 2015, 09:37:22 pm
Quote from: origamiscienceguy on April 25, 2015, 09:32:41 pm
Can someone please pirate dwarf fortress? I know that many people think that piracy is wrong, but I promise I'll buy it if I like it. I am just not sure if I'll like it or not.
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"'...It represents the world. They [the dwarves] plan to destroy it.' 'WITH SOAP?!'" -legend of zoro (with some strange interperetation)

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2185 on: April 25, 2015, 09:59:54 pm »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on April 25, 2015, 09:37:22 pm
Quote from: origamiscienceguy on April 25, 2015, 09:32:41 pm
Can someone please pirate dwarf fortress? I know that many people think that piracy is wrong, but I promise I'll buy it if I like it. I am just not sure if I'll like it or not.
Spoiler: Don't tell Toady (click to show/hide)
I just told Toady. :P
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2186 on: April 25, 2015, 10:28:46 pm »
Quote from: germanyfrance on April 25, 2015, 09:59:54 pm
Quote from: Orange Wizard on April 25, 2015, 09:37:22 pm
Quote from: origamiscienceguy on April 25, 2015, 09:32:41 pm
Can someone please pirate dwarf fortress? I know that many people think that piracy is wrong, but I promise I'll buy it if I like it. I am just not sure if I'll like it or not.
Spoiler: Don't tell Toady (click to show/hide)
I just told Toady. :P
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2187 on: April 25, 2015, 11:53:02 pm »
Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One turns to the other and asks "Hey, does this taste funny to you?"

(not sure if repost. reading through 150 pages of thread on this forum is too long and painful. And don't get me started on reading 150 pages of bad jokes. that's almost worse.) This is also a joke.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2188 on: April 26, 2015, 03:47:37 am »
Two soldiers are sitting in a tank.
They both drown.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2189 on: April 26, 2015, 08:13:47 am »
Quote from: Alig88or on April 26, 2015, 03:47:37 am
Two soldiers are sitting in a tank.
They both drown.

Two fish are sitting in a tank.
One says to the other "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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