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[Orange Wizard]

P^{ERHAPSSSSSSSSSS}

[origamiscienceguy]

P^{OSSIBLYYYYYYYY}

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

H^{AMBURGERRRRRRR}

[Orange Wizard]

T^{ORTOISEEEEEEEE}

[Tawa]

Cool the quote pyramids, guys.

[Urist McScoopbeard]

Cool the quote pyramids, guys.

[Tawa]

Dammit, this just became the Above User in a Nutshell thread.

[Orange Wizard]

Toworachar, Orchweezord.

...

Wait, you mean it's not? Crap.

[MrRoboto75]

A man walks into a bar.  He sadly slumps into a bar stool.  The bartender asks him, "What the matter?"

The man places a bag on the bar.  From the bag, he takes out a tiny, doll-sized grand piano, as well as a really tiny man.  The small man sits at the piano and begins to play various classical pieces.

"What is there to be sad about? That's amazing," the bartender says.  "Where did you get him from?"

The man answers that he got him from a genie, pulling the lamp from the bag.  The bartender rubs the lamp, and out comes the genie.  "What is your one wish?" the genie asks.

Impusivley the bartender says, "I wish for a million bucks!"  The genie snaps his fingers, and reenters the lamp.  Over the next half hour, the bar slowly floods with ducks of all sorts.

"I think your genie has a hearing problem," says the bartender.

"Tell me about it," the man says, "Did you really think I asked for a twelve-inch pianist?"

[Eric Blank]

It's not the user above you thread if there isn't a reference to my personal text and anal sex.


that was the joke

[Bumber]

A man walks into a bar.  He sadly slumps into a bar stool.  The bartender asks him, "What the matter?"

"Everything's the matter. Me. You. Bar stools. They're all matter!"
Except energy, of course.

FTFY

(Hey, at least he didn't get a bar full of horny stags.)

[hops]

Bill Nye walks into a bar.  He sadly slumps into a bar stool.  The bartender asks him, "What the matter?"

"Everything's the matter. Me. You. Bar stools. They're all matter!"
Except energy, of course.

FTFY

(Hey, at least he didn't get a bar full of horny stags.)

FTFY

[Bumber]

Bill Nye walks into a bar.  He sadly slumps into a bar stool.  The bartender asks him, "What the matter?"

"Everything's the matter. Me. You. Bar stools. They're all matter!"
Except energy, of course.

FTFY

(Hey, at least he didn't get a bar full of horny stags.)

FTFY

*Bill Nye theme begins playing*

Barkeep shows Bill that inertia is a property of matter as he throws him out of his bar.

Bill proceeds to read Family Circus "jokes" to bystanders.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I did a google image search for "family circus jokes" and I'm not entirely sure which ones are actually legit.

[Bohandas]

Apparently Jesus was an Elvis impersonator. I saw a sign in front of a church that said "Christ is the King".

[MrRoboto75]

So a dyslexic man walks into a bra