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[Arx]

Java. It'd be less if I hadn't included a special grammar case for i=1, and if I hadn't been writing to file. Python would be shorter.

[Dutchling]

People who are offended when I breastfeed in public need to STFU. What I'm doing is natural and strengthens the bond between me and my dog.

[hops]

im confused

[Orange Wizard]

It means either (a) dog sucking titties in public or (b) sucking dog titties in public.

[Dorfs R Fun]

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay area?

because then they would be baygulls.

[pisskop]

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay area?

because then they would be baygulls.

You mean Bagels?

[Dorfs R Fun]

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay area?

because then they would be baygulls.

You mean Bagels?

That would be a terrible joke and offensive to baygulls.

[hector13]

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay area?

because then they would be baygulls.

You mean Bagels?

That would be a terrible joke and offensive to baygulls.

But then you get the image of winged bagels! Which the baygulls would eat.

Even though bagels are disgusting.

[Avis-Mergulus]

So Rostovs are throwing a grand ball, and Pierre Bezukhov, Prince Bolkonsky, and poruchik Rzhevsky are attending. Natasha Rostova goes to dance with Pierre.
-Oh, Pierre, you have a bit of a stain there on your lapel, - she says.
-God, what an embarrassment, I don't know what to do with myself, - he replies, and slinks off.
She then goes to dance with Andre Bolkonsky.
-Andre, your waiscoat's a bit rumpled! - she says.
Bolkonsky faints and is carried away, so she goes to dance with Rzhevsky.
-poruchik, there's so much mud on your boots, que disgrâce!
-Mademoiselle, that's not mud, that's shit. It'll fall off when it dries up.

[Helgoland]

What's a poruchik?

[DJ]

Lieutenant I think.

[Comrade P.]

Yep, it was a local equivalent.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Women cost time and money
therefore
W=TM
Money is the root of all evil
so
M=-/e  (can't do the square root sign so just act like that's it
Time is money so
T= M

If we plug in the little bits we get
W=-/e x -/e
W=-/e^2
W=e

Women= Evil

[timferius]

Women cost time and money
therefore
W=TM
Money is the root of all evil
so
M=-/e  (can't do the square root sign so just act like that's it
Time is money so
T= M

If we plug in the little bits we get
W=-/e x -/e
W=-/e^2
W=e

Women= Evil

I was so proud of that equation as a teenager (had it memorized). Now I just look back and sigh at myself.




I mean, where's the pun?

[pisskop]

Women go to Gewpiter to get more stupider.