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[Redzephyr01]

Why did the boy cover himself in wrapping paper?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

His mom told him to live in the present.

Why do smart people get up early?

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The early bird catches the bookworm.

[Tawa]

merctea

merc tea

Should I call Ike to bring the biscuits?

[KingofstarrySkies]

Aaaand now I'm hungry. Fuck you too, tawface

[Arx]

Does a barbershop quartet wax lyrical?

[Avis-Mergulus]

Well, does it?

[UXLZ]

Spoiler: Much Joke, Such Words (click to show/hide)

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If this breaks the forums or something, a mod can delete it if they want .

[Arx]

Well, does it?

The joke is on 'waxing' meaning pulling out hair, and 'waxing lyrical' meaning becoming lyrical. Waxing can be done by a barber, and there is a type of singing quartet called a barbershop quartet (tenor, lead (lower than the tenor, not sure of the actual part), baritone, bass).

Spoiler: Much Joke, Such Words (click to show/hide)

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At this point I just tore out his spine.

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The character limit is forty thousand. Text doesn't break the forums.

[UXLZ]

Mm... Was Falsetto the highest?

[Arx]

In a barbershop quartet, tenor is the highest. I just can't remember what the part below that is, or if it even has a name, since it's written on all the sheet music simply as 'lead'.

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remember this?

*sigh*, it needs more longness. It's too much of a pain writing this out by hand, so I should probably write myself a computer script that simply outputs it into a text document. Something like Text, 100000000-X, where X is the cycle number. Then again, I have no idea how to code. xD

It's a nearly two megabyte text file.

[UXLZ]

Did someone end up writing that code? xD

[Arx]

Me. I wrote almost all of it when you first made that post, but didn't have the time to finish it. It's not complicated - 34 lines, of which all but ten are auto-generated default stuff.

[UXLZ]

Congrats.

You could probably slow computers to a crawl with a slight modification to that code, actually...
Make it repeat ad infinitum. xD
Unless there are automatic safeguards?

[That Wolf]

Robin hood is lying on his death bed with his men at his side and little john leaning on the cabnet and marrion sobbing at he foot of his bed all of them, he asks for his bow and one arrow and says "bury me where the arrow falls" they all look.at each other and agree, so he strings the arrow and asks for the window to be opened, and shakily he draws the bow string and *thud*
So they buried him on top of the cabnet

[Yoink]

Why does the Joker own an extensive winter wardrobe?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Because a Gotham winter is snow joke.

[Orange Wizard]

Me. I wrote almost all of it when you first made that post, but didn't have the time to finish it. It's not complicated - 34 lines, of which all but ten are auto-generated default stuff.

In what language? That's like five lines in Python.