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[Yoink]

What's it called when a young cow couple have a baby when they aren't ready to raise a child?

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A misteak.

[Bohandas]

What's it called when a young cow couple have a baby when they aren't ready to raise a child?

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veal.

ftfy

[SaberToothTiger]

What's the name of a deer in Venice?

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Venison.

[Eric Blank]

What did the claustrophobe have to say on the topic of women?

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I love your mom.

please dont kill me ;-;

[McDonald]

You know what?

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You are now breathing manually. Also remember to blink, or your eyes might dry out. Have you ever thought how painful would be kicking a wall with a toothpick under you toenail be? Or an eye papercut? That chair you're sitting on seems quite uncomfortable, you need to shift your position. Wait, you look stiff. Is your back itching? Now that you scratched it, do you want to hear a story? My teacher had her nails done. While writing on the blackboard, she dropped the chalk. She tried to catch it, but instead scratched her nails on the board full force. Stop cringing, it wasn't that bad. My throat's quite dry, I'll go pour myself some water, you look thirsty too, do you want a glass? I'll check if the door is locked by the way. Wait, you're leaving? Eh, check if you have forgotten anything. Really, be sure you didn't forget anything.

Did any of these work?

[Arx]

I'm actually quite surprised. None of them did.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

The water one worked but I was already thirsty to begin with...

[Avis-Mergulus]

The eye papercut one.

[Orange Wizard]

I started thinking about breathing briefly.

[Tawa]

Everything until the chair bit got me. After that was just too long-winded and obvious.

[Magnumcannon]

Decided to turn off my PC. It was a nice experience, there are some people here in my house, i think they're my family.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

A mother will remember her children's birthdays, hopes, dreams, and friends
A father will vaugely remember that there are short people running around his house and eating his food.

[rabidgam3r]

What kind of tea is bitter and hard to swallow?

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Reali-tea.

What kind of tea expands your mind?

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Existentiali-tea.

What kind of tea does everyone ignore?

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Their own mortali-tea.

[Dutchling]

* Dutchling groans

[KingofstarrySkies]

rabid i will find you

and then you will scream for merctea