Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[BadLemonsXI]

Image before this.

[Gentlefish]

Oh god damnit how far back does this go.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Really far.

[BadLemonsXI]

Oh god damnit how far back does this go.

Really far.

Does what go?

Joke:
Whats orange and shakes?

[Nirur Torir]

Joke:
Whats orange and shakes?

Here's my guess.

[BadLemonsXI]

Here's my guess.

Damnit it won't load.

[redwallzyl]

Here's my guess.

Damnit it won't load.

its descan with a pumpkin head

[Bohandas]

Q. What's the deadliest breakfast drink?
A. OJ

[Orange Wizard]

A penguin is driving to work one day, and his car breaks down. He calls a mechanic to come and fix it.
Eventually, the mechanic arrives and takes a look at the engine. "It might take me a while to figure out the problem", he says.
"That's all right", says the penguin, "there's an ice cream place just up the road. I'll get some ice cream while I wait."

The penguin buys a cone of ice cream. He pecks it (because he doesn't have a tongue) and the ice cream falls on the floor.
"Darn", he says, "I guess I'll have to get another." He pecks at it again, and the same thing happens. The penguin tries again, and again, until he had ice cream all over him. "Oh, well", he thinks. "It's been a while now, I guess I'll go back to my car."

As he approaches the car, the mechanic looks up at him and says, "It looks like you've blown a seal."
"Oh, no, no, no", replies the penguin, "It's just ice cream."

[crazysheep]

gaaaaaaaaaaaah

[McDonald]

Can someone explain it?

[Rose]

[Iceblaster]

Found this on reddit. Reporting it here.

"I lost a great grandfather in a concentration camp."
"Oh, my God. I'm sorry-"
"He fell off the guard tower."

[Dutchling]

What's the best way to get a Jewish girls number?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Roll up her sleeve.

What did the Jewish peadophile say to the child?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Wanna buy some candy?

Why are Jewish men circumcised?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't at least 20% off.

[hector13]

I think Dutchling is going to make us all go to Hell.