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[Morrigi]

How do you take a shit in the woods?

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For starters, bear your ass.

That was awful. Shitty, even.

[Bohandas]

Q. How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.

[Orange Wizard]

I already did that one.

[Bohandas]

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. It was being brought to the slaughterhouse.

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President Obama's election was unusual not just because he's black, but also because his previous occupation was wandering around asking people for change.

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Q. How many weapons researchers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. That information is classified.

[hops]

Bukkake is a sex act.
That's all you really need to know.
Let's move on.

Well obviously given the context that's kind of obvious.

I feel kind of ashamed that I don't know what it is, but I'm quite certain I'd be ashamed for knowing what it is as well if I looked it up.

EDIT:

[Comrade P.]

I like my coffee like I like my slaves:

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Free

[Prudent Viper]

Here. Have a not-joke.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender notes how ridiculous this is, because cats can not speak, nor are their thought processes complex enough to do even something as simple as ordering a drink at a bar. The bartender wakes up and realizes it was all a dream. Grateful to be returned to a world that makes sense, he rolls over and tells his wife, but she does not share his enthusiasm. Indeed, their 26-year marriage has begun to sour as of late. The bartender cries.

PS: Nice active transport joke, Objective.

[Sergius]

> Why did 7 8 9?

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ERROR: There was no verb in that sentence.

[tahujdt]

Yes there was. Unless I'm mistaken, 'to do' is a verb.

[Parsely]

'Did' is the past tense of 'do', which is a verb.

[tahujdt]

Presactly.

[Orange Wizard]

Well, there's no associated verb. "why did seven eight nine?" is a terrible sentence, partly because "to do" in English is only rarely used on its own.  There's also the issue of listing three words without commas/semicolons/ands, and there is no indication of which is the subject or which is the object.

All in all, while technically, yes, the sentence does have a verb, it's still a piss-poor sentence and makes no sense as a question.

[TheDarkStar]

Well, there's no associated verb. "why did seven eight nine?" is a terrible sentence, partly because "to do" in English is only rarely used on its own.  There's also the issue of listing three words without commas/semicolons/ands, and there is no indication of which is the subject or which is the object.

All in all, while technically, yes, the sentence does have a verb, it's still a piss-poor sentence and makes no sense as a question.

"Did" is a helping verb; it can't stand on it's own in a correct sentence.

[tahujdt]

So two forumites walk into a Terrible Jokes thread.

They start debating grammar.

[Orange Wizard]

Well, not really.

"Did" is a helping verb; it can't stand on it's own in a correct sentence.

That's what I said.