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Bohandas

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #765 on: August 06, 2014, 02:27:54 am »
"If Jesus was betrayed and crucified on Good Friday, then what is a bad friday like?"
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #766 on: August 06, 2014, 05:06:18 am »
Quote from: Bohandas on August 06, 2014, 02:27:54 am
"If Jesus was betrayed and crucified on Good Friday, then what is a bad friday like?"
The 13th.
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« Reply #767 on: August 06, 2014, 06:10:27 am »
"Yo mamma so ugly that Hello Kitty said bye!"
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #768 on: August 06, 2014, 08:03:45 am »
Yo momma so old that I told her to act her age, and she died.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #769 on: August 06, 2014, 08:17:22 am »
Oh I remembered very old joke (I should dig up joke booklets from 80's, these had many of these):

How long does an african woman take a dump?
Nine months.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #770 on: August 06, 2014, 09:06:06 am »
Heh, I know another one like that

Why did the African man rob the bank?
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« Reply #771 on: August 06, 2014, 09:07:39 am »
How do black women fight crime rates?

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Also, yo mamma so fat, that when she steps on a scale a phone number is displayed. And when you call that number a guy answers and says "BITCH LOSE SOME WEIGHT!"
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« Reply #772 on: August 06, 2014, 09:13:16 am »
Time for image macros.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #773 on: August 06, 2014, 11:44:37 am »
Spoiler: For all the Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup fans... (click to show/hide)

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« Reply #774 on: August 06, 2014, 11:55:43 am »
Spoiler: Speaking of tapestries (click to show/hide)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #775 on: August 06, 2014, 02:22:41 pm »
We´re all just children in bigger bodies.

Except for paedophiles, who are just bigger bodies in children.
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« Reply #776 on: August 06, 2014, 03:07:13 pm »
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
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« Reply #777 on: August 06, 2014, 05:57:59 pm »
Hey baby, are you a single mom?
"no"
Wanna change that 8)?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #778 on: August 07, 2014, 02:22:44 am »
Q. What's the difference between a white criminal and a law-abiding black man?
A. The white criminal isn't in jail.

Q. What's the difference between a black man who was pulled over by the cops and a black man who owes money to the mafia?
A. The one who owes money to the mob is less likely to be beaten to a pulp
« Last Edit: August 07, 2014, 02:31:34 am by Bohandas »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #779 on: August 08, 2014, 03:51:09 am »
Many fans of Tolkien have heard that mithril is supposed to be aluminum, very few, however, are aware that the silmarils were zirconium dioxide
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