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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #795 on: August 14, 2014, 06:43:21 pm »

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #796 on: August 15, 2014, 02:30:09 am »

...anyway

"Q. How is kibble like a dead baby?
A. You feed them both to your dog."

"Q. What's the difference between syphilis and a bouquet of flowers?
A. I've never given my girlfriend a bouquet of flowers."

"Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of heart disease and arteriosclerosis."
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #797 on: August 15, 2014, 05:29:19 pm »

And now a bawdy poem...

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #798 on: August 15, 2014, 08:24:58 pm »

I thought you just needed a rib removed?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #799 on: August 15, 2014, 08:30:21 pm »

"Ha, you're a funny person. That was a good one."
"Aw, thanks."
"I'm a funny person too; I just made a joke!"
"What was the jo-

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #800 on: August 21, 2014, 02:20:52 pm »

If Bruce Lee was a drink he'd be Bruce Tea.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #801 on: August 21, 2014, 02:28:26 pm »

If Bruce Lee was used to dock ships, he'd be Bruce Quay.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #802 on: August 21, 2014, 02:35:46 pm »

If Bruce Lee heard those jokes, he would be Bruce Fuck you guys. :(
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #803 on: August 21, 2014, 02:37:14 pm »

Chuck Norris admires Bruce Lee so much he let him win.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #804 on: August 21, 2014, 02:37:20 pm »

If Bruce Lee was a plant he'd be Bruce Tree.

If Bruce Lee was a structure he'd be Bruce Teepee

If Bruce Lee were candy he'd be Bruce Spree.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #805 on: August 21, 2014, 02:50:21 pm »

If Bruce Lee live in Middle Earth he'd be Bruce Bree.

If Bruce Lee was a Japanese vampire he'd be Bruce WRYYYYYYY
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #806 on: August 21, 2014, 03:11:30 pm »

If Bruce Lee was a cheese, he'd be Bruce Brie.
If Bruce Lee was helping someone get into their house, he'd be Bruce Key.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #807 on: August 21, 2014, 03:15:50 pm »

If Bruce Lee was a game console, he'd be Bruce Wii.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #808 on: August 21, 2014, 03:44:45 pm »

Deer lord, these jokes are abysmal.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #809 on: August 21, 2014, 03:58:16 pm »

If Bruce Lee was a painter, he would be Bruce Klee

If Bruce Lee  was a body part, he would be Bruce Knee

If Bruce Lee was a banker, he would be called Bruce Fee
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