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[Something Evil]

Q: How is mass-executing individuals with the Pariah gene like male infertility?
A: You're shooting Blanks.

[Tawa]

What does a pissed GM playing DnD with the Knights who say Ni do when he wants to quit?

"Somebody says 'it', everyone dies."

[Bohandas]

Q: How is mass-executing individuals with the Pariah gene like male infertility?
A: You're shooting blanks.

Q. How is killing a Tae-Bo instructor like male infertility
A. You're shooting Blanks

[Iceblaster]

Q: How does one get a Communist to shut up?
A: Tell them that their talking is taking air away from others.

[tahujdt]

Q: what is the proper way to begin a political joke in Russia?


A: looking over your shoulder.

[Bohandas]

"I like my women like I like my steak: dead"

"Q. What's the difference between a man and a pig?
A. I'm don't like to have sex with men"

"Q. What's the difference between horse jizz and soymilk?
A. One is good to drink and the other is soymilk."

"Q. How do you get twenty children into a minivan?
A. Crush them into a thick red paste and pump it in through a partially open window"

"Yo mama's so filthy and disgusting that she appeals to my secret fetish"

"Jesus loves you but nobody else does"

"Q. What's the difference between the Holy Bible and Plan 9 From Outer Space?
A. The plot of Plan 9 makes more sense"

"Q. What's the difference between a schizophrenic and a member of the New Age movement?
A. One suffers from powerful and bizarre delusions and the other is schizophrenic."

"Q. What's the difference between a person and a fish?
A. I don't like to eat fish"

"An asian man goes on the Tilt-A-Whirl at an amusement park. To his companions' astonishment, when the ride ends he has become white and is no longer asian. Everyone is baffled by how this can possibly be until the ride operator explains that this kind of ride can be very disorienting."

[Baffler]

"I like my women like I like my steak: dead"

I like my coffee like I like my women.

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without a penis.

[Descan]

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chopped up and in the freezer

[Reelya]

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chopped up and in the freezer

@Descan: the canon version is

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Ground up and in the freezer

[Avis-Mergulus]

You've probably heard those before, but:

I like my coffee like I like my women -

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Without a penis.

I like my coffee like I like my women.

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without a penis.

* Avis stares at Baffler disapprovingly

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Yeah, I know that you're in no way supposed to know which terrible jokes have already been posted. I'm just being querulous.

[Dutchling]

Might as well post the joke I accidentally posted in the terrified thread here.

What do Michelle Obama and George Zimmerman have in common?

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They both like well hung black men.

[Bohandas]

Might as well post the joke I accidentally posted in the terrified thread here.

What do Michelle Obama and George Zimmerman have in common?

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They both like well hung black men.

On a similar note (and I wasn't originally going to post this one until a few months passed because atm it pushes the limits of how much bad taste is excusible, but now I think you've forced me to)...

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Q. How is Robin Williams like Ron Jeremy?
A. They're both hung

[mastahcheese]

Is it a bad sign that I genuinely laugh at some of these? Occasionally?

[kaenneth]

Might as well post the joke I accidentally posted in the terrified thread here.

What do Michelle Obama and George Zimmerman have in common?

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They both like well hung black men.

On a similar note (and I wasn't originally going to post this one until a few months passed because atm it pushes the limits of how much bad taste is excusible, but now I think you've forced me to)...

Spoiler: WARNING: Very bad taste. Too soon (click to show/hide)

Q. How is Robin Williams like Ron Jeremy?
A. They're both hung

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I though he used a gas/plastic bag to asphyxiate, not hang himself...

[Bohandas]

Might as well post the joke I accidentally posted in the terrified thread here.

What do Michelle Obama and George Zimmerman have in common?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

They both like well hung black men.

On a similar note (and I wasn't originally going to post this one until a few months passed because atm it pushes the limits of how much bad taste is excusible, but now I think you've forced me to)...

Spoiler: WARNING: Very bad taste. Too soon (click to show/hide)

Q. How is Robin Williams like Ron Jeremy?
A. They're both hung

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I though he used a gas/plastic bag to asphyxiate, not hang himself...

The reports that I heard said that he hung himself with a belt after slashing his wrists.