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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #540 on: April 16, 2014, 01:41:42 am »
A dwarf walks into a bar.  The severed part flies away in an arc!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #541 on: April 16, 2014, 02:23:41 am »
Quote from: pisskop on April 16, 2014, 01:41:42 am
A dwarf walks into a bar.  The severed part flies away in an arc!
That's... That's pretty good!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #542 on: April 16, 2014, 02:30:36 am »
I am terribly ashamed to say that I have told a brick joke in person. I think one out of 15 people got it.


So there's a man who really, really loves tractors. He has a collection of vintage tractors, his sheets are tractor-print, and so one. Unfortunately, one day he had a terrible accident with one of his tractors and had to spend weeks in hospital. His love of tractors switched to violent hate, he burned his sheets, sold his collection, and so on.

One day, while drinking to drown his sorrows, the bar caught fire. While everyone was panicking, the man stood up and casually whisked all the smoke and hot air out so everyone could leave. When everyone asked how he did it, he simply replied "Oh, it's easy. You see, I'm an extractor fan."
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #543 on: April 16, 2014, 03:17:02 am »
I laughed way too hard at your joke Arx. :p
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #544 on: April 16, 2014, 03:39:27 pm »
Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
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What does the Lone Ranger do when his players don't post their actions in a forum game?
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Comrade P.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #545 on: April 20, 2014, 03:04:23 am »
In early XIXth century it was popular to study French in Russian Empire. In 1812, Russian Army entered Paris.
In early XXth century, it was popular to study German in Soviet Union. In 1945, Soviet Army entered Berlin.
In early XXIst century, it is popular to study English in Russian Federation...

And terrible joke alike:

In a while after British Empire removed it's army from Afghanistan, it has fallen apart.
In a shorter while after Soviet Union removed it's army from Afghanistan, it has fallen apart.
I wonder when US will remove their army...
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #546 on: April 20, 2014, 05:53:10 am »
Quote from: Comrade P. on April 20, 2014, 03:04:23 am
I wonder when US will remove their army...
Afghanistan has fallen apart already before the US could take their troops out.

You guys seen those 'Afghanistan in 1960s' pictures?
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Arx

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #547 on: April 20, 2014, 10:36:05 am »
Terrible game religion jokes:

Why did the drow kill the eladrin?

For Lolth.

Why did the zealot kill the zergling?

Because it raised his Aiur.



Very long joke. Not mine!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #548 on: April 20, 2014, 04:10:55 pm »
Quote from: Sigulbard on April 20, 2014, 05:53:10 am
Quote from: Comrade P. on April 20, 2014, 03:04:23 am
I wonder when US will remove their army...
Afghanistan has fallen apart already before the US could take their troops out.

You guys seen those 'Afghanistan in 1960s' pictures?
I think he meant that British Empire and Soviet Union fell apart after they left Afghanistan.
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Then you get cities like Paris where you should basically just kill yourself already.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #549 on: April 21, 2014, 09:57:36 am »
Quote from: Mr. Strange on April 20, 2014, 04:10:55 pm
Quote from: Sigulbard on April 20, 2014, 05:53:10 am
Quote from: Comrade P. on April 20, 2014, 03:04:23 am
I wonder when US will remove their army...
Afghanistan has fallen apart already before the US could take their troops out.

You guys seen those 'Afghanistan in 1960s' pictures?
I think he meant that British Empire and Soviet Union fell apart after they left Afghanistan.

Exactly.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #550 on: May 24, 2014, 09:57:22 pm »
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #551 on: May 25, 2014, 03:59:24 am »
What do you call a blind deer?
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How did the Japanese man rob a bank?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #552 on: May 25, 2014, 03:56:53 pm »
Why did Suzy fall off the swing set?
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Who knocked at the door?
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I'm so sorry.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #553 on: May 25, 2014, 06:40:12 pm »
Hey, I got a physicist joke - but there's quite a few of them around here, and I wouldn't like to have to explain it three or four times...
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #554 on: May 26, 2014, 12:00:32 am »
Quote from: Redzephyr01 on May 25, 2014, 03:56:53 pm
Why did Suzy fall off the swing set?
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Who knocked at the door?
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I'm so sorry.

FTFY
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