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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #165 on: November 23, 2012, 04:11:39 pm »

I don't care what anybody says, Dilbert is freakin' hilarious...
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« Reply #166 on: November 23, 2012, 04:16:58 pm »

I don't care what anybody says, Dilbert is freakin' hilarious...
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #167 on: November 23, 2012, 09:55:34 pm »

RE: Chinese city
The joke is they end up getting steam rolled.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #168 on: November 23, 2012, 10:19:25 pm »

along with every settlement from there to central Europe.
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« Reply #169 on: November 24, 2012, 02:22:36 pm »

Then one person dies, and the Mongol Empire goes into retreat.
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« Reply #170 on: November 24, 2012, 03:44:09 pm »

By the by I showed some people in class these jokes and they actually found them quite funny :P
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #171 on: November 24, 2012, 03:53:12 pm »

Ed boy's jokes were good.
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« Reply #172 on: November 24, 2012, 04:37:19 pm »

High 5.
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« Reply #173 on: November 25, 2012, 10:07:08 am »

Did you hear about the carpenter who built a car entirely from timber?

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« Reply #174 on: November 25, 2012, 10:08:59 am »

To revise my earlier terrible joke:

A dwarf walks out of a dining room...
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« Reply #175 on: November 25, 2012, 11:03:42 am »

To revise my earlier terrible joke:

A dwarf walks out of a dining room...
and into a goblin ambush
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« Reply #176 on: November 25, 2012, 01:53:54 pm »

To revise my earlier terrible joke:

A dwarf walks out of a dining room...
and into a goblin ambush

The joke is that he's leaving a party. A dwarf. Not partying.
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« Reply #177 on: November 25, 2012, 02:43:15 pm »

I guess people these days don't unserstand the Irish and Dwarves.
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« Reply #178 on: November 25, 2012, 05:26:37 pm »

Who are the Irish? :P
They're like dwarves, except that they're taller (except for those that race horses), wear green and not all of them have beards either.  Other than that, they're practically identical.
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« Reply #179 on: November 25, 2012, 05:29:47 pm »

So, its really the Irishman who walks into a goblin ambush?
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