Turn 14: Todays Floating phallic army was Sponsered By: Second life, get your Disembodied Dicks today!PHANTASIMAL HANDGUNS CO? OKAY, EPIC NAME.
BUY OUT OTHER GUN COMPANIES. USE ABCS TO FRIGHTEN THE OTHER COMPANIES THAT DON'T SELL INTO SELLING. IF THEY STILL DON'T, ATTACK THEM.
STAY A GHOST.
(5) THE NAME IS EPIC, I KNOW. (5vs6) YOU TAKE OVER A NUMBER OF COMPANIES, BUT THE ARESIA DON'T LIKE YOU INTIMIDATING THEIR CLIENTS. IF YOU PAY THEM THEY'D STOP, BUT THOSE SHOPS ARE UNDER THEIR PROTECTION. (5) GHOSTINESS RE-AFFIRMED.
CLASSIFY SPINAL_TAPER AS CRIMINAL DUE TO ATTEMPTED MURDER.
PUNISH WITH SOL SLAYERS.
(5) SPINAL IS GHOST. YOU NUKE THE GHOST. YOU PRIDE YOURSELF ON YOUR DEVOTION TO JUSTICE.
STAB PLAYER IN BACK FOR STREET CRED
GIVE MY NPC GANG BETTER GUNS
(5) CRAP. NOW i HAVE TO ROLL AGAIN. ( 8 ) YOU STAB CORAI. AGAIN. AS A GHOST. IT DOESN'T HURT HIM PHYSICALLY AS IT EMBARESSES HIM. (5) +1 TO SHOOT-OUTS NOT AGAINST PLAYERS ACHIEVED.
MAKE ARMOK, WHO ALWAYS ROLLS 999
THAT GOOD, GM?
(5) ARMOK, GOD OF BLOOD APPEARS. HE GOES OF TO TORTURE THE SOULS OF SOME INNOCENTS. SILLY n00b, ARMOK DOESN'T JUST SMITE PEOPLE. THAT'S NO !!FUN!!. HE LIKES TO PLAY HIS GAMES. HENCE DWARF FORTRESS. HMM. (999) ARMOK GENS A WORLD. A EPIC WORLD. THE NAME IS THE EVERLASTING DAWN.
Heh. As if. I cannot be killed pernamently. Try me, GWG.
Continue being a dick to Cassandra. Do this by killing her d00ds and protecting myself.
(5+1) HAVING BEEN AIDED BY CASSANDRA, YOU BECOME A ARMY OF FLOATING PHALLI. THE PERPETUAL PRESCENCE OF PERNICIOUS PHANTASIMAL PHALLIC POLTEIRGEISTS DRIVE HER MAD. SHE SEES PHALLI EVERYWHERE. IN HER ROBOT FOOD. IN HER ROBOT SHOWER. IN HER HARDWARE. (5) HER d00ds ARE NO MATCH FOR THE PHALLIC ONSLUAGHT.
No. NO! Rephrase that NOW before it's taken literally!
TOO LATE.
YES. HAND CONTROL OF ALLIANCE TO SOMEONE WHO IS COMPETENT AND FRIENDLY.
HIRE MECH PILOTS AND THIER MECHS
BUY SPACESHIP. TO CARRY EVERYONE.
OFFER SERVICES TO INNERSPHERE.
(5) NPC-DOM ACHIEVED. (5) THEY THROW IN THE MECHS FOR FREE. (5) SURE. BIG-ASS SPACESHIP. (5) TEH INNERSPHERE IS ALSE IN NEED OF MECH ARMIES FOR VARIOUS ERRANDS AND FOE-SMITING.
CLONE BABIES. KEEP ON FIRING!
(5) YOU REALIZE BABIES ARE RE-USABLE CONVENIANT. (5) THE FLYING BABY ONSLUAGHT DESTROYS THE THREATS TO THE UNIVERSE. THERE ARE NOW NO THREATS. HAPPY?
Elope with Axel. Castrate Spinal with an orbital cannon. Then, gather harem of attractive men and women, and dragons.
(5) YOU, AND YOUR ROBOT BODY MANAGE TO MATE WITH AXEL. DAMN THAT LOOKS UNCOMFORTABLE. YOU MANAGE TO ENJOY YOURSELF EVEN WITH THE PRESENCE OF THE DISEMBODIED PENISES. (5) SWEET BABY JESUS. OW. THEY ARE SAD LOOKING PENISES NOW. AND YOU'LL STOP STEPPING IN GHOST SMUT. ECTO-PLASM. (5) SOMEHOW STILL HORNY DESPITE THE LARGE NUMBER OF SEX AND PENISES OCCURING, YOU OBTAIN ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE AND PUT THEM IN HAREM. (1) SILLY CASSANDRA, HAREM IS THE ROOM YOU PUT THEM IN! THEY ARE THE
PEOPLE OF THE HAREM. KNOW YOUR ISLAMIC CULTURE.
Elope with Axel. Caustrate Spinal with an orbital cannon. Then, gather harem of attractive men and women, and dragons.
Good thing she didn't castrate me. That would be painful.
IT WAS. VERY.
NPCSTHE ARESIA (6) GET A LITTLE OVERSEALOUS SLAUGHTERING THREATS TO THEIR BUISINESS. THEY ACCIDENTALLY VIOLATED A FEW OF YOINK'S RULES.
THE TERRAN COLONY (5) ESTABLISHES TRADE RELATIONS WITH VARIOUS PLANET-STATES, RISING TO DOMINATE IT'S SECTOR.
THE GHOST DIVISION (5) HAVE NOTHING TO DO, SO THEY TRAIN. THEY GET A +1 TO USE ON ONE OCCASION!
THE JAPANESE (1) BLOW UP A SECTION OF THE LAB, AND MAY HAVE UNLEASHED A VIRUS. UH-OH.
THE UNIVERSAL ALLIANCE (3) DECIDES TO, UH, DO STUFF. THEY WORK ON TRYING TO MAKE MORE TECH. IT'S VERY DIFFICULT THOUGH, SO LITTLE PROGRESS IS MADE.
THE NPC GANG (3) FIND THEMSELVES A RUN-DOWN WARE-HOUSE TO USE. IT HAS RATS AND SHIT THOUGH.
(999) ARMOK, GOD OF BLOOD, STARTS A FORTRESS WITH INTENT TO DO SCIENCE ON DWARVEN ABORTIONS. HE LEARNS THE BEST METHOD IS A SPEAR THROUGH THE STOMACH. DWARVEN ANATOMY IS WERID, HE THINKS.