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The infighting is causing too much trouble.

10 (30.3%)

People won't let me do as I please!

6 (18.2%)

NPC's are OP, and are ruining my plans.

2 (6.1%)

The GM is a bastard, under-powering my actions

7 (21.2%)

I have no opinion on this matter.

8 (24.2%)

Total Members Voted: 33

[misko27]

No. NO! Rephrase that NOW before it's taken literally!

Thatsthejoke

I wouldn't have taken that seriously. BUT NOW, THE IDEA IS IN MY BRAIN.

[Tavik Toth]

YES. HAND CONTROL OF ALLIANCE TO SOMEONE WHO IS COMPETENT AND FRIENDLY.
HIRE MECH PILOTS AND THIER MECHS
BUY SPACESHIP. TO CARRY EVERYONE.
OFFER SERVICES TO INNERSPHERE.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Heh. As if. I cannot be killed pernamently. Try me, GWG.

Temporarily killing works for me.

[miauw62]

CLONE BABIES. KEEP ON FIRING!

[Cassandra]

Elope with Axel. Castrate Spinal with an orbital cannon. Then, gather harem of attractive men and women, and dragons.

[Spinal_Taper]

Elope with Axel. Caustrate Spinal with an orbital cannon. Then, gather harem of attractive men and women, and dragons.

Good thing she didn't castrate me. That would be painful.

[misko27]

Turn 14: Todays Floating phallic army was Sponsered By: Second life, get your Disembodied Dicks today!

PHANTASIMAL HANDGUNS CO? OKAY, EPIC NAME.

BUY OUT OTHER GUN COMPANIES. USE ABCS TO FRIGHTEN THE OTHER COMPANIES THAT DON'T SELL INTO SELLING. IF THEY STILL DON'T, ATTACK THEM.

STAY A GHOST.

(5) THE NAME IS EPIC, I KNOW. (5vs6) YOU TAKE OVER A NUMBER OF COMPANIES, BUT THE ARESIA DON'T LIKE YOU INTIMIDATING THEIR CLIENTS. IF YOU PAY THEM THEY'D STOP, BUT THOSE SHOPS ARE UNDER THEIR PROTECTION. (5) GHOSTINESS RE-AFFIRMED.

CLASSIFY SPINAL_TAPER AS CRIMINAL DUE TO ATTEMPTED MURDER.
PUNISH WITH SOL SLAYERS.

(5) SPINAL IS GHOST. YOU NUKE THE GHOST. YOU PRIDE YOURSELF ON YOUR DEVOTION TO JUSTICE.

STAB PLAYER IN BACK FOR STREET CRED

GIVE MY NPC GANG BETTER GUNS

(5) CRAP. NOW i HAVE TO ROLL AGAIN. ( 8 ) YOU STAB CORAI. AGAIN. AS A GHOST. IT DOESN'T HURT HIM PHYSICALLY AS IT EMBARESSES HIM. (5) +1 TO SHOOT-OUTS NOT AGAINST PLAYERS ACHIEVED.

 

MAKE ARMOK, WHO ALWAYS ROLLS 999
THAT GOOD, GM?

(5) ARMOK, GOD OF BLOOD APPEARS. HE GOES OF TO TORTURE THE SOULS OF SOME INNOCENTS. SILLY n00b, ARMOK DOESN'T JUST SMITE PEOPLE. THAT'S NO !!FUN!!. HE LIKES TO PLAY HIS GAMES. HENCE DWARF FORTRESS. HMM. (999) ARMOK GENS A WORLD. A EPIC WORLD. THE NAME IS THE EVERLASTING DAWN.

Heh. As if. I cannot be killed pernamently. Try me, GWG.

Continue being a dick to Cassandra. Do this by killing her d00ds and protecting myself.

(5+1) HAVING BEEN AIDED BY CASSANDRA, YOU BECOME A ARMY OF FLOATING PHALLI. THE PERPETUAL PRESCENCE OF PERNICIOUS PHANTASIMAL PHALLIC POLTEIRGEISTS DRIVE HER MAD. SHE SEES PHALLI EVERYWHERE. IN HER ROBOT FOOD. IN HER ROBOT SHOWER. IN HER HARDWARE. (5) HER d00ds ARE NO MATCH FOR THE PHALLIC ONSLUAGHT.

No. NO! Rephrase that NOW before it's taken literally!

TOO LATE.

YES. HAND CONTROL OF ALLIANCE TO SOMEONE WHO IS COMPETENT AND FRIENDLY.
HIRE MECH PILOTS AND THIER MECHS
BUY SPACESHIP. TO CARRY EVERYONE.
OFFER SERVICES TO INNERSPHERE.

(5) NPC-DOM ACHIEVED. (5) THEY THROW IN THE MECHS FOR FREE. (5) SURE. BIG-ASS SPACESHIP. (5) TEH INNERSPHERE IS ALSE IN NEED OF MECH ARMIES FOR VARIOUS ERRANDS AND FOE-SMITING.

CLONE BABIES. KEEP ON FIRING!

(5) YOU REALIZE BABIES ARE RE-USABLE CONVENIANT. (5) THE FLYING BABY ONSLUAGHT DESTROYS THE THREATS TO THE UNIVERSE. THERE ARE NOW NO THREATS. HAPPY?

Elope with Axel. Castrate Spinal with an orbital cannon. Then, gather harem of attractive men and women, and dragons.

(5) YOU, AND YOUR ROBOT BODY MANAGE TO MATE WITH AXEL. DAMN THAT LOOKS UNCOMFORTABLE. YOU MANAGE TO ENJOY YOURSELF EVEN WITH THE PRESENCE OF THE DISEMBODIED PENISES. (5) SWEET BABY JESUS. OW. THEY ARE SAD LOOKING PENISES NOW. AND YOU'LL STOP STEPPING IN GHOST SMUT. ECTO-PLASM. (5) SOMEHOW STILL HORNY DESPITE THE LARGE NUMBER OF SEX AND PENISES OCCURING, YOU OBTAIN ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE AND PUT THEM IN HAREM. (1) SILLY CASSANDRA, HAREM IS THE ROOM YOU PUT THEM IN! THEY ARE THE PEOPLE OF THE HAREM. KNOW YOUR ISLAMIC CULTURE.

Elope with Axel. Caustrate Spinal with an orbital cannon. Then, gather harem of attractive men and women, and dragons.

Good thing she didn't castrate me. That would be painful.

IT WAS. VERY.

NPCS
THE ARESIA (6) GET A LITTLE OVERSEALOUS SLAUGHTERING THREATS TO THEIR BUISINESS. THEY ACCIDENTALLY VIOLATED A FEW OF YOINK'S RULES.

THE TERRAN COLONY (5) ESTABLISHES TRADE RELATIONS WITH VARIOUS PLANET-STATES, RISING TO DOMINATE IT'S SECTOR.

THE GHOST DIVISION (5) HAVE NOTHING TO DO, SO THEY TRAIN. THEY GET A +1 TO USE ON ONE OCCASION!

THE JAPANESE (1) BLOW UP A SECTION OF THE LAB, AND MAY HAVE UNLEASHED A VIRUS. UH-OH.

THE UNIVERSAL ALLIANCE (3) DECIDES TO, UH, DO STUFF. THEY WORK ON TRYING TO MAKE MORE TECH. IT'S VERY DIFFICULT THOUGH, SO LITTLE PROGRESS IS MADE.

THE NPC GANG (3) FIND THEMSELVES A RUN-DOWN WARE-HOUSE TO USE. IT HAS RATS AND SHIT THOUGH.

(999) ARMOK, GOD OF BLOOD, STARTS A FORTRESS WITH INTENT TO DO SCIENCE ON DWARVEN ABORTIONS. HE LEARNS THE BEST METHOD IS A SPEAR THROUGH THE STOMACH. DWARVEN ANATOMY IS WERID, HE THINKS.

[Cassandra]

Spend 'quality time' with the dragons in my harem. Casturate Spinal again, until he ceases to annoy me.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Use Sol Slayers to stop virus outbreak!

[Xantalos]

PERFECT.
GO INTO THE EVERLASTING DAWN AS ADVENTURER DWARF WITH ALL STATS MAXED
MIGRATE TO ARMOK'S FORTRESS

[Spinal_Taper]

Now then. The Ghost-Phalli shall march onto Cassandras real estate, pillaging and killing as they, go. We will ensure the most optimal dickery possible.

[Corai]

IF YOU PAY THEM THEY'D STOP

PAY THEM TO STOP PROTECTING THE COMPANIES.

THEN ATTACK THEM. GET A MONOPOLY ON GUNS. THEN STOP SELLING TO YOINK, DEPRIVING HIS ARMY OF NEW CUTTING EDGE WEAPONS.

ARM TCM'S GANG.

[Tavik Toth]

TAKE THE BEST OFFER BY THE INNERSPHERE.
THEN GET AN ATLAS MECH.
AND AN AWESOME.
BECAUSE BOTH ARE AWESOME.

[miauw62]

PUT BABY-GUN ON AUTO. GO MAKE OUT WITH QUANTUM PHYSICS AGAIN.

[da_nang]

>SEND OUT MORE MISSIONARIES TO COLONIES - CAN'T POSSIBLY GO WRONG
>IMPROVE MAGITECH ECONOMY AND FIND MORE RESOURCES
>FUND FIA SOME MORE AND SEND BBB OFF TO HUNT DOWN GHOST DIVISION
>GIVE BBB PERMANENT DICE ROLL BONUS WHEN FIGHTING GHOST DIVISION