Turn 13 (I Counted!): Where lessons are not learned.SHOOT SOME OTHER PLAYERS TO GAIN STREET CRED
ALSO SPAWN AN NPC GANG AMD SET THEM LOOSE
(5) YOU SHOOT, UH, HMM. ( 8 ) [/nobbcCORAI! CORAI IS SHOT DEAD BY GANGSTERS, BUT NOT THE ONES HE THOUGHT WOULD EVENTUALLY DO HIM IN. (5) UNNAMED GANG OF RUFFIANS SPAWNED ON EARTH.
SHOOT OTHER PEOPLE FOR STREET CRED
THEN SPAWN A NEW NPC GANG AND SET THEM LOOSE
(5) YOU DO IT ALL AGAIN. DON'T DOUBLE POST NEXT TIME THOUGH.
SHAPE THE REST OF THE MATTER FROM THE UNIVERSAL HEART INTO ARMOK, WHO ALWAYS ROLLS 10,000
WATCH FROM JUST OUTSIDE OF THE UNIVERSE AS ARMOK KILLS EVERYONE
TROLOLO
(5vs1000) NEIN. THE GM REFUSES TO ALLOW THE CREATION OF ANYTHING STRONGER THEN HE. MAKE IT 100 AND I'LL LET IT SLIDE.
Wonder how the GM could screw around evacuations. Restore self from back up, and ressurect Axel, due to hell not wanting him.
(5) YOU PONDER THE MIND OF THE GM. YOU LEARN A GREAT DEAL ABOUT HIS CHARECTER AND IDEALS. (5) RESTORATION COMPLETE. THANK GOD FOR SYSTEM RESTORE. (5) THE TECHNOCRACY HAS REGAINED IT'S LEADERS.
SEND ASSASSINS TO KILL THE QUEEN.
ACQUIRE NUCLEAR BOMBS IN SUITCASES. BLOW UP THE CAPITAL.
"YOINK HAS KIDNAPPED JAPANESE SCIENTISTS FROM THEIR HOMES AND LOVED ONES. HE CLAIMS TO BE FAIR AND JUST, BUT WHY HAS BE ONLY KIDNAPPED JAPANESE SCIENTISTS? I CALL RACISM!"
RESCUE JAPANESE SCIENTISTS.
CREATE GUN COMPANY.
PLAY THIS SONG WHENEVER I GO OUT IN PUBLIC.
(5vs6) NIEN. YOINK'S QUEEN IS A JUDO BLACK BELT, AND A GHOSTBUSTER. SHE KICK YOUR ASS SO HARD YOU HAVE TOE-CLIPPINGS IN YOUR NOSE. ALSO, YOU WERE ALREADY DEAD BECAUSE OF TCM, SO. (5vs5) TRYING YOUR LUCK AT NUCLEAR WEAPONRY, YOU CREATE A FUNCTIONAL BOMB AS A PHANTOM. HOWEVER, A BOMB DEFUSAL SQUAD SHOWWS UP AND DEFUSES IT WHILE YOU MOAN FEEBLY. (5) YOU DECRY HIS RASCISM. (5vs2) BEING A GHOST AFFORDS CERTAIN ADVANTAGES IN SNEAKING, AND SO THE JAPANESE ESCAPE. (5) PHANTASIMAL HANDGUNS CO.!
APOLOGIZE FOR ALMOST CAUSING UNIVERSAL IMPLOSION.
FIND CRIMINALS.
USE SOL SLAYERS TO STOP THEM.
(5) YOU APOLOGIZE TO NO ONE IN PARTICULAR. (5) CRIMINALS FOUND. (5) CRIMINALS UNCEREMONIOUSLY SLAUGHTERED.
APOLOGIZE FOR ALMOST CAUSING UNIVERSAL IMPLOSION.
FIND CRIMINALS.
USE SOL SLAYERS TO STOP THEM.
YOINK IS RACIST AND LIAR.
RACISM AND LYING ARE CRIMES, RIGHT?
(5vs1000) YES, BUT YOU STARTED IT BY MAKING THE JAPANESE IN THE FIRST PLACE. YOINK WAS SIMPLY A OPPURTUNIST, WANTING TO SAVE WORLD. THEREFORE, YOU ARE RACIST AND LIAR.
Return from the eternal void, only to continue aggravating Cassandra. Assasinate Axel, then move onto her other minions.
(5) YOU ARE AS ANNOYING AS 50 INVISIBLE CHILD POLTERGHEISTS. VERY. (5vs4+1) TAKING A TURN FOR THE EVIL, YOU FIND AND DROP A ANVIL ON AXEL. HIS HAT FROM CASSANDRA BOUNCES IT OFF! (5) VARIOUS MIDGETS AND CASSANDRA CLONES ASSASINATED. AND YOUR ACTION SUCEEDDED. THAT'S SAD FOR CASSANDRA.
Right. And protect Axel from Spinal.
(5) CRUCIAL +1 GIVEN!
>IGNORE CORAI'S MAD RAVING, SINCE NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT KIDNAPPED SCIENTISTS ANYWAY
>WATCH AS 4TH WALL COLLAPSES IN ON HIM, CRUSHING HIM TO DEATH DUE TO META
>SEND GHOST DIVISION (IF THEY'RE ALIVE, OTHERWISE ARESIA) TO MOP UP LAST OF THE SO-CALLED ANTI BACON CRIME SQUAD (WHO ARE NOW JUST MURDEROUS CRIMINALS)
>EXPAND MANSION INTO A FORTIFIED CASTLE, BUILD MR TINKLES HIS OWN MANSION NEARBY AND THEN PROPOSE TO QUEEN
>DISCREETLY RELEASE THOSE SCIENTISTS, THANKING THEM AND PAYING THEM FAIRLY FOR THEIR WORK
>LIFT MARTIAL LAW, ANNOUNCE BIG CELEBRATION FOR UNIVERSE BEING SAVED, SUN-WIDE FESTIVITIES
OH AND >LASTLY, FORM NEW GOVERNMENT AGENCY DEDICATED TO PROTECTION OF UNIVERSE AND NEUTRALIZATION OF THREATS TO REALITY
(5) YOU IGNORE HIS RANTINGS. (4vs4) YOU SEND THE ARESIA, AS THE GHOST DIVISION IS ALOVE BUT FAR FROM HOME. THEY ARESIA AND THE ABCS ENTER A DEADLY GAME OF ASSASINATION, EACH SIDE LOSING VARIOUS MEMBERS EVERYDAY, GUNNED DOWN. (5) MANSIONS BUILT AND EXPANDED, EXCITED QUEEN SAYS YES AND KISSES YOU. (5) THE SCIENTISTS LEFT, SO YOU SEND A CHECK TO THEIR ACCOUNT. (5) YAY SUNATHON. (5) WHAT ABOUT THAT OTHER ONE WHO'S NAME I HAVE,CONVENIANTLY FORGOTTEN? WHATEVER, YOU FORM SDAEHT (Solar Defense Against Extra-Helios Threats(helios being greek for sun))
LOAD REMAINING BABIES IN PHYSICS-BABY-MINIGUN. SHOOT EVERYTHING THAT COULD POSSIBLY END THE UNIVERSE.
(5) THEMS A LOT OF BABIES. YOU LAUNCH BABIES AT VARIOUS THINGS, FOILING THE GM'S EVIL PLAN TO CREATE TENSION. YOU STIL HAVE A FEW BABIES LEFT OVER.
REOCCUPY TERRITORY.
ESTABLISH TRADE WITH DA NANG.
RESEARCH NEW TECHNOLOGY.
EXPLORE OTHER UNIVERSES WITH SHIPS CREWED BY TERRANS, MAGI TECHS AND ALLIANCE PEOPLE.
FORM TRADE RELATION SHIPS WITH EARTH AND COLONISTS.
HAVE TERRANS BE NPCs.
HAVE ALLIANCE BE FREINDLY NPCs THAT ONLY ATTACK IN SELF DEFENCE.
TAKE MECH ARMY WITH ME TO BATTLE TECH UNIVERSE.
OFFER SERVICES AS MERCS
BE SUCCESSFULL.
(5) SURE. (5) TRADE ESTABLISHED WITH THE MAGI-TECH FIEFDOMS. (5) TECH RESEARCHED. (5) YOU FIND A NUMBER OF NEW AND EXCITING UNIVERSES. (5) ALSO GOOD. (5) DONE. (5) ALLIANCE A NPC. WAIT, DOES THAT MEAN YOUR RELINQUISHING CONTROL? (5) YOU GO OF WITH A FEW OF THE MOST LOYAL ROBOTS TO FIGHT STUFF. (5) YOUR SERVICES ARE HIGHLY IN DEMAND. (5) YOU CAN ONLY SUCEED AT SUCESS.
>RE-ESTABLISH DIPLOMATIC CHANNELS AND SOVEREIGNTY OVER TERRITORY
>CREATE FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE AGENCY (FIA) TO GATHER INTEL ON FOREIGN INTERESTS AND THREATS
>CREATE THE BLACK BLADE BROTHERHOOD (BBB), A GROUP OF EXTREMIST LOYALISTS DEDICATED TO PROTECTING MAGITECH FROM FOREIGN THREATS
>GIVE UPGRADES TO THE BBB
>HAVE FIA GATHER MORE INTEL ON GHOST DIVISION
>RELOCATE POPULATION TO COLONIZE EXTRASOLAR PLANETS
>INQUIRE ON TAVIK'S TRADE OFFER
(5) YOU HAVE NO TERRITORY, BUT SMALL FIEFDOM. HOWEVER, THE VARIOUS AREA HELD BY SPACE KINGDOMS THAT SERVE YOU RE-ASSERT THEIR CONTROL. (5) FIA FORMED. (5) BBB FORMED. (5) AND THAT. (5) IT TURNS OUT THEY ARE HIGH-TECH GROUP OF ELITE SOLAR WARRIORS FROM THE SUN. THEY ARE CUTTING EDGE IN EVERY EDGE THERE IS TO CUT, AND THEY HAVE BIGASS TANKS. THEY ARE KNOWN FOR THEIR AGGRESIVE TACTICS AND BLINDING SPEED. (5) SURE. (5) YOU INQUIRE.
BTW, I READ YOU AS NOT CONTROLLING A EMPIRE LIKE TAVIK PER SE, BUT SORTA LIKE ALL THE VARIOUS MUSLIM LANDS. HOWEVER, IN THAT EXAMPLE, YOU ARE PROPHET MOHAMMED, SO THEY DO EXCACTLY AS YOU SAY. YOU CONTRO SMALL TERRITORY OF LAND, A FIEFDOM, BUT THE REAL POWER IS IN YOUR FOLLOWERS, WHO ARE FANATICALLY LOYAL.
NPCS
THE ARESIA (2vs2) CAN'T SEEM TO GET THE UPPER HAND ON THE ABCS.
THE GHOST DIVISION (5) RETURNS TO THE SUN, READY TO SERVE FOR THE LEADER MAN!
THE COLONISTS (4) FIND A SOLUTION THAT WILL HELP STOP THE ENVIROMENTAL POLLUTION.
THE FREED JAPANESE SCIENTISTS (4) PURCHASE THEMSELVES A LAB AND START GETTING TO WORK DISCOVERING THE CURE FOR SOMETHING. I DON'T KNOW. SCIENCE STUFF.
THE NPC GANG (2) GET BEATEN UP BY OPPOSING GANG.
Poll
10 (30.3%)
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