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Why can the omnipotent manage to be incompotent?

The infighting is causing too much trouble.
- 10 (30.3%)
People won't let me do as I please!
- 6 (18.2%)
NPC's are OP, and are ruining my plans.
- 2 (6.1%)
The GM is a bastard, under-powering my actions
- 7 (21.2%)
I have no opinion on this matter.
- 8 (24.2%)

Total Members Voted: 33


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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #45 on: November 18, 2012, 06:08:28 pm »

I didn't vote.
That fact depresses me more then if you had.
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #46 on: November 18, 2012, 06:09:42 pm »

I didn't vote.
That fact depresses me more then if you had.

I didn't even realize there was a poll.
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #47 on: November 18, 2012, 09:18:40 pm »

Turn 4: When NPC's Attack!
TURN TERRORISTS INTO POTATO CHIPS
EAT POTATO CHIPS
TURN THE SUN INSIDE OUT, SO IT'S A GIANT SPHERE WITH A HOLLOW SPACE INSIDE IT
LAUGH AS EVERYTHING NEAR THE SUN GETS DESTROYED
(5v2) YOU TURN THEM INTO OLD-SPICE FLAVORED POTATO CHIPS. YOU EAT AND ENJOY THE TASTE HIGHLY. (5) THE SUN IS INSIDE OUT, FURTHER EXCACERBATING THE LACK OF PHYSICS AND LOGIC. (5) YOU WIN MASSIVE TROLL AWARD. THE COMMITEE WASN'T GOING TO EVEN GIVE IT TO YOU AT THE AWARD CEREMONY. ONE-UPPING THEM, YOU DON'T EVEN SHOW UP.

Return to Titan and expand its infrastructure.
(5) THE TRIP BACK IN INSTANTANEOUS. WITH ALL THE TIME YOU SAVED YOU RAPIDLY INCREASE INFRASTRUCTURE AND ACCOMADATIONS. IT COULD FIT 25% MORE PEOPLE NOW.

Yay, new minions. Ahem!

Send minions to kidnap Governer's family, and bring them back. Have them shoved into a special cannon. Fire them out of that cannon. Then shoot them with the ship guns. Mafia? Peh.
(5v6) THEY WERE EXPECTING YOU. THEY SENT BACK A MESSAGE, IT READS "Your little friend, sleeps with the fishes.". BET YOU DIDN'T EXPECT A 6.

Yay, new minions. Ahem!

Send minions to kidnap Governer's family, and bring them back. Have them shoved into a special cannon. Fire them out of that cannon. Then shoot them with the ship guns. Mafia? Peh.

Send ABCS to impede action! WE must kidnap the Governer's family! We are eviller than thou!
(5) YOU MANAGE TO INTERRUPT A ACTION THAT ALREADY ENDED AND FAILED. YOU ARE SO PROUD OF YOURSELF.

WAIT

HOW CAN SUN BE IN DANGER? SUN PROTECTED BY NUCLEAR MISSILE DEFENCE THINGY

IS WHERE I LIVE WITH QUEEN, TEDDY BEAR AND PET DONKEY, IN MANSION SURROUNDED BY REFUGEE HOUSING PROJECTS

PEOPLE RUNNING FROM WAR LIVE THERE BE PEACEFUL AND STUFF

>ACTIVATE MISSILE DEFENCE PROGRAM DUE TO SUN NEARLY BEING DESTROYED

>NUKE ANYONE WHO COMES NEAR WITHOUT INVITE/RED CROSS SYMBOL ON THEIR SHIP


"I AM SORRY MY QUEEN, BUT I CANNOT ALLOW YOU TO BE IN DANGER! MR TINKLES SAYS BAD PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO KILL US ALL AND DESTROY ALL THAT WE HAVE DONE HERE!"
(5) MISSLE DEFENSE SYSTEM ONLINE. (5) YOU DECIDE TO AIM YOUR NUKES AT THE SUN, AND REVERT IT TO NORMAL.

FORCE TERRORISTS TO PLAY CARDS. BEAT TERRORISTS AT CARDS HANDILY. LAUGH THER STUPID FACES OFF. INVERT PELVIS.
(5V1) YEP. YOU CARD-SHARK THEM, REMEMBERING TO REVIVE THEM TO LIFE FOR THE SECOND TIME NOW. YOU TAKE ALL THEM MONEYS. (5) THEN THEIR FACES FALL OFF, AND THEIR PELVIS INVERTS. THEY ARE NOW BIZZARE FREAKS OF NATURE.

LOCATE AND EXTERMINATE ALL CRIMINALS.
WITH SCIENCE!!
(5V5,5) ALL TEH CRIMINALS ARE EXTERMINATED, EXCEPT FOR THE NPCS, WHO ARE BOTH HYPER CORRUPT AND UNRECOGNIZABLE, RESPECTIVELY. I TOTALLY DID NOT BIAS THIS IN ANYWAY. THE NPCS ARE JUST REALLY GOOD THIS TURN.

Respawn as leader of multi universal alliance inludes most mech franchise, babylon 5 and many other universes.
Assist colonists.
(5) YOU ARE ALL THE MECH FRANCHISES AT ONCE, CAPABLE OF NIGH ANYTHING. (5) YOU DECIDE IN YOUR INFINITE WISDOM TO AID THE HUMAN COLONISTS. THEY ARE VERY MUCH AIDED, AND WILL NOW GET THERE NEXT TURN WITH LOTS OF HELPFUL STUFF.

EXPLODIFY TERRORISTS.
(5) THEY ARE VERY EXPLODED. ONE OR TWO OF THEM ARE CLINGING TO LIFE, SAVED BY THEIR INVERTED PELVIS. YOU ARE PROUD OF YOURSELF NONETHELESS.

It disturbs me how many of you would rather be Islamo-fascist scum then compliment me. :'(
(1000) I FEEL YOUR PAIN.

I didn't vote.
That fact depresses me more then if you had.

I didn't even realize there was a poll.
(5) NOW THERE IS NEW POLL. IT IS ABOUT NOT HAVING POLL.

>CONVERT EARTH POPULATION TO MAGI-TECH RELIGION
>WAGE WAR ON TERRORISTS WITH ORBITAL PLASMA BOMBARDMENT

(5) THAT OCCURS. YOU ARE NOW REVERED THROUGHOUT REPUBLIC. (5v1000) UNFORTUNATELY, THE GM DOES NOT WANT TO RETCON TOO MUCH, AND SO HE INTERVENES. INSTEAD, YOU GET EXTRA TURN NEXT TURN.

KILL CASSANDRA. WITH PRACTICAL JOKES. FROM AFAR.
(5) SHE IS QUITE CONFUSED, AND DISTURBED BY HER RETCONNED DEATH. TO MAKE MY STUFF FIT YOU DO IT BY RE-RAISING THE TERRORISTS. THEY ARE VERY INJURED DURING THE BATTLE, BUT EVENTUALLY SUCEED.

NPC'S
THE GOVERNOR'S FAMILY, (5) SLIGHTLY SHOCKED BY THE UTTERLY AMAZING STRING OF GOOD ROLLS,REPLACE THE GOVERNOR WITH HIS SON, A POWERFUL AND HIGHLY POPULAR MAN WHOM IT WOULD VERY BAD TO KILL. HE RE-ESTABLISHES CONTROL OF NEW-MARS, AND SENDS SPACESHIPS OFF TO HUNT DOWN CASSANDRA.

THE DEPRESSED !!FREAK OF NATURE TERRORISTS!! (5) SWEET BABY JESUS. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? THE STATISTCAL ODDS OF THAT ARE RIDICULOUS. FUCK IT, I'M ROLLING AGAIN. (3) THAT IS BETTER. THE REMAINING TERRORISTS CHECK THEMSELVES INTO A HOSPITAL. THERE THEY ATTEMPT TO PLOT THEIR NEXT MOVE, BUT ARE TOO MUCH IN PAIN BY THEIR INVERTED PELVISES.

THE COLONISTS ARE THANKFUL FOR TAVIK TOTH'S HELP. (2) UNFORTUNATELY, THEY FAIL TO DO ANYTHING OF VALUE THIS TURN, MANAGING TO BE THE MOST USELES PEOPLE HERE.

COMMENTARY: DEM ROLLS. WHAT I SAY? NPC'S ARE SUPER NINJAS. OR HAVE A FAVOR FROM THE RNG GOD OR SOMETHING. SHOULD I GO WITH THE TERRORISTS FIRST ROLL OR THE SECOND?
« Last Edit: November 19, 2012, 02:36:11 am by misko27 »
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #48 on: November 18, 2012, 09:20:49 pm »

Devour the corpse of bassass. Trap Cassandra in MST3K.
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #49 on: November 18, 2012, 09:22:57 pm »

TURN TERRORISTS BACK INTO POTATO CHIPS
EAT AGAIN
SHOOT BLACK HOLE AT SUN
« Last Edit: November 19, 2012, 02:18:44 am by Xantalos »
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #50 on: November 18, 2012, 09:29:29 pm »

TURN TERRORISTS BACK INTO POTATO CHIPS
EAT AGAIN

YES. I FORGOT TO WRITE THAT RET-CON. DON'T WORRY, GREENSTAR REVIVED THEM FOR THE SECOND TIME NOW. THEY MAY WELL DECLARE HIM GOD AND BE HIS TERRORISTS AT THIS POINT.
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #51 on: November 18, 2012, 09:30:33 pm »

Hmm... New plan, since everyone seems to like bringing the terrorists back to life.

Upgrade ship to an Extortionator Class Warship, with a hard copy of my brain and soul controlling it, since random retcon apparently killed my physical body. Demonstrate firepower on the ships attacking me. Then blast the Governer's Family into fine ash, wherever they might be. Then fly to Titan.
« Last Edit: November 19, 2012, 03:23:35 am by Cassandra »
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #52 on: November 18, 2012, 09:51:13 pm »

SEE THROUGH GM'S LIES.
INVENT SOL SLAYERS.
USE SOL SLAYER.

CRIMINALS DEAD.
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #53 on: November 18, 2012, 09:52:10 pm »

NO NO NO NOT AT THE SUN

AM ON THE SUN, SILLY

GOSH

SUN IS DMZ PLACE, LIKE GIANT REFUGEE CAMP AND STUFF

HAVE BIG MANSION THERE, LOTS OF HOUSING PROJECTS FOR REFUGEES

>AIM MISSILE DEFENCE AT THINGS APPROACHING THE SUN

YOU KNOW, TO DEFEND IT

>FOUND SOLAR POLICE DEPARTMENT TO KEEP EYES OUT FOR SEDITIONISTS AND CRIMINALS

IS LIKE NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH, BUT BETTER AND HEAVILY ARMED.
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #54 on: November 18, 2012, 09:52:58 pm »

DON'T WORRY.
I'LL AIM IT AT THE PLANET.

BLAST RADIUS IS HIGH ENOUGH THAT IT WON'T MATTER MUCH, THOUGH.
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #55 on: November 18, 2012, 09:55:37 pm »

SEE THROUGH GM'S LIES.
INVENT SOL SLAYERS.
USE SOL SLAYER.

CRIMINALS DEAD.
IS NOT LYING. NPC'S HAVE NINJA POWERS. ALTHOUGH I COULDN'T HAVE WISHED FOR A BETTER OUTCOME, THAT I WILL ADMIT.
 
DO I NEED TO MAKE OFFICIAL OOC THREAD, OR IS THIS NOT BIG ENOUGH YET?
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« Reply #56 on: November 18, 2012, 09:58:12 pm »

IS NOT LYING. NPC'S HAVE NINJA POWERS. ALTHOUGH I COULDN'T HAVE WISHED FOR A BETTER OUTCOME, THAT I WILL ADMIT.
 
DO I NEED TO MAKE OFFICIAL OOC THREAD, OR IS THIS NOT BIG ENOUGH YET?

Would be nice.
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #57 on: November 18, 2012, 10:03:10 pm »

Siege the Governor's son's house and kidnap the Governor's son. Shoot everyone onsite.
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #58 on: November 18, 2012, 10:05:39 pm »

"Corai, GreatWyrm. We should form an alliance. Might be worthwhile, since we are after the same enemies."
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #59 on: November 18, 2012, 10:11:43 pm »

Blow something up. I really don't care.

((BTW, Misko, you misspelled 'Nein'. As 'Nien'.))
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