TURN 3: A NEW PLANET IS BORN. EHH, MAKE THAT STILLBORN.STOP TERRORIZING. I'M NOT THE RE5 RED QUEEN.
IMPROVE LAB.
CREATE SPACE SHIP.
(5) YOU VERY MUCH STOP TERRORIZING THE PEOPLE. THEY FORGIVE YOU FOR REASONS BEYOND THEIR COMPREHENSION. (5) THE LAB IS IMPROVED. IS NOW CUTTING-EDGE IN ALL FIELDS, AND FIRE, RADIATION, AND BRUTE FORCE PROOF. (5) YOU PURCHASE A LICENSE AND CREATE A SPACESHIP CAPABLE OF TRANSPORTING EVERYTHING IN YOUR LAB.
Take archangel from gundam to new planet
Turn sun back on.
(5) YES. THAT OCCURS. YOU ARE HAPPY ON NEW PLANET. NO ONE ELSE IS THERE YET THOUGH. (5) YOU SHOOT MASSIVE LASER AT SOL, RESTARTING THE FUSION REACTION, AND TURNING BACK ON PHYSICS FOR EVERYONE.
Peel giant banana and leave it somewhere near the Rocket site! Then, fly off to visit the new Earth!
(5) NOT TECHNICALLY NEW EARTH. PLANET IS NAMED, DEMETER. WHY? BECAUSE GM SAID SO. ANYWAY, YOU LEAVE A RIDICULOUSL LARGE BANANA ON EARTH, TRIPPING OVER MECHS AND SPACE-SHIPS FOR GENERATIONS TO COME. (5) ALSO YOU HITCH RIDE TO COLONISTS SHIP.
>SET UP TOLL BOOTHS ON THE PATH TO THE NEW EARTH
>TAX THE SHIT OUT OF ALL TRAVELERS
>ARREST ALL THAT REFUSE TO PAY UP
(5) EVERYONE PAYS. YOU MAKE MUCH MONEYS. YOU ESTABLISH ENTIRE SOLAR COMPANY FOR COLLECTING TOLLS.
Kill bassass, the most feared pirate in the 18 solar plexi.
(5) HE IS VERY DEAD. YOU BECOME BELOVED THROUGHOUT SOLAR SYSTEM FOR GENERAL BADASSERY.
GIVE SUPER ASSASIN A HUG. AN EXPLOSIVE HUG.
(5V4) ASSASIN HUGS YOU TENDERLY, THEN EXPLODES.
Send a minion to telefrag the super assassin. Fly off to Titan.
(?) I DON'T REMEMBER YOU HAVING MINIONS, SO YOU HIRE A LARGE NUMBER OF ALBINO MIDGET MONKS. (5) HE IS NOW DEAD^2. YOU ARE HAPPY. GOD IS A BIT PEEVED THOUGH.
*PSA*
The GM would like to remind you that, while given your substantial gifts from the RNG, Hostile NPCs are to be dealt with. Remember, there is a 1/3 chance you cannot kill them any given turn, and there is a 1/6 chance they manage to kill you, which if hey attempt to do often enough, will happen. Because being dead may fuck up your various plans, please be advised that killing them is wise.
Unless it makes them all angry.
(1000) THE GM'S WISE WORD'S ARE IGNORED, TO THE PLAYER'S PERIL.
Win over the governor's support. Use political influence to denounce peace. Encourage war. Against terrorists.
(5) GOVERNOR IS BUSY BEING DEAD, SO INSTEAD YOU SPEAK TO COUNCIL. THEY AGREE TO DEVOTE MASSIVE SUMS OF MONEY TO KILLING TO RAPIDLY DYING IRRELEVANT TERRORISTS.
Create a spaceship capable of travelling to Alpha Centauri in seconds.
(5) YOU DO SO. ALPHA CENTAURI IS VERY NICE. EMPTY THOUGH. YOU DISCOVER WORLD WITHH SPECIES OF VARIOUS FAUNA. YOU CATALOGUE THEM.
IMPLODE THE PLANET TO BE COLONIZED WITH OLD SPICE!
MAKE OTHER PLANET OUT OF OLD SPICE CONTAINERS
COLONIZE THERE
(5) DEMETER EXPLODES, KILLING TAVIK TOTH, WHO I'M SURE WILL NOT NOTICE THIS AND NEED TO BE TOLD. (?) WHAT OTHER PLANET? YOU COLONIZE A UNDEFINED PLANET AFTER ATTEMPTING TO DEFINE IT BY THE VARIABLE "OLD SPICE". IT IS VERY UNDEFINED THERE.
IMPLODE THE PLANET TO BE COLONIZED WITH OLD SPICE!
I AM UNABLE TO IMPEDE DUE TO ALREADY HAVING AN ACTION. INSTEAD, DISAGREE.
(5) YOU DISAGREE HIGHLY WITH HIS CHOICE OF ACTION, FORCING HIM TO REPENT AND REBUILD ORIGINAL PLANET. UNDEFINED OLD SPICE WORLD NOW MOON. COLONISTS WILL BE VERY CONFUSED.
NPCS:THE GOVERNOR'S FAMILY LACK VENGEANCE. THEY (5) ISSUE A WARRANT FOR CASSANDRA'S ARREST, BARRING HER FROM ENTERING ANY SOL-CONTROLLED PLANET. TURNS OUT HE WAS APPEARANTLY A CORRUPT MAFIA-HELD POSITION. HIS GRIEVING FAMILY IS SUBSTANTIALLY SCARIAR ALL OF A SUDDEN.
THE COLONISTS (2) FAIL TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL. THEY HAVE A NUMBER OF CHILDREN THOUGH, SO MORE MOUTHS TO FEED.
THE TERRORISTS (5) REGROUP, AND WAGE WAR ON THE GOVERNMENT, BOMBING SEVERAL LOCATIONS. THEY ARE BARELY CHECKED BY THE GOVERNMENT'S BRIBE-BASED WEAPONRY. IT SHOOTS ACTUAL BRIBES. IT IS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
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