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Why can the omnipotent manage to be incompotent?

The infighting is causing too much trouble.
- 10 (30.3%)
People won't let me do as I please!
- 6 (18.2%)
NPC's are OP, and are ruining my plans.
- 2 (6.1%)
The GM is a bastard, under-powering my actions
- 7 (21.2%)
I have no opinion on this matter.
- 8 (24.2%)

Total Members Voted: 33


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Author Topic: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE: LONG NAMES. Y'ALL COMPENSATIN FOR SOMETHING?  (Read 68641 times)

misko27

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #60 on: November 18, 2012, 10:12:26 pm »

Blow something up. I really don't care.

((BTW, Misko, you misspelled 'Nein'. As 'Nien'.))
HIEL GRAMMER FASCIST.
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TCM

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #61 on: November 18, 2012, 10:12:52 pm »

BE WESTSIDE COLLECTIVE GANGSTER SYNDICATE. SHOOT A LOT OF PEOPLE.
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Corai

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #62 on: November 18, 2012, 10:13:54 pm »

WRONG THREAD.

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I POSTED IN THE WRONG THREAD.

God I word things terribly.
« Last Edit: November 18, 2012, 10:19:21 pm by Corai »
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Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #63 on: November 18, 2012, 10:18:33 pm »

"Corai, GreatWyrm. We should form an alliance. Might be worthwhile, since we are after the same enemies."
Sure. Just let me kill them all first.
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Yoink

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #64 on: November 18, 2012, 10:22:20 pm »

>OBSERVE HAPPENINGS ON EARTH VIA LONG-RANGE SCANNER THING

"OH NO THOSE GOVERNMENT TYPES ARE IN TROUBLE! QUICKLY!"

>SEND DONKEY PILOTING A SPACE SHUTTLE TO LAND NEAR GOVERNOR'S MANSION, EVACUATE HIS FAMILY AND BRING THEM TO SUN FOR NEW, SAFE LIFE

>NONE OF THAT 'POWER' OR 'GOVERNANCE' STUFF FOR THEM, THOUGH- THEY JUST REGULAR CITIZENS OF SUN
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Corai

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #65 on: November 18, 2012, 10:26:49 pm »

>OBSERVE HAPPENINGS ON EARTH VIA LONG-RANGE SCANNER THING

"OH NO THOSE GOVERNMENT TYPES ARE IN TROUBLE! QUICKLY!"

>SEND DONKEY PILOTING A SPACE SHUTTLE TO LAND NEAR GOVERNOR'S MANSION, EVACUATE HIS FAMILY AND BRING THEM TO SUN FOR NEW, SAFE LIFE

>NONE OF THAT 'POWER' OR 'GOVERNANCE' STUFF FOR THEM, THOUGH- THEY JUST REGULAR CITIZENS OF SUN

Threaten to begin terrorist actions on the sun should this occur.
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

da_nang

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #66 on: November 19, 2012, 02:17:21 am »

((*sigh* My turn...))

>CONVERT EARTH POPULATION TO MAGI-TECH RELIGION
>WAGE WAR ON TERRORISTS WITH ORBITAL PLASMA BOMBARDMENT
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misko27

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #67 on: November 19, 2012, 02:30:06 am »

((*sigh* My turn...))

>CONVERT EARTH POPULATION TO MAGI-TECH RELIGION
>WAGE WAR ON TERRORISTS WITH ORBITAL PLASMA BOMBARDMENT

THE GM FORGOT THAT. HE WILL PUT IT UP NOW. GIVE ME A SECOND. DAMN IT THIS IS HARDER THEN IT LOOKS.
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Tavik Toth

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #68 on: November 19, 2012, 02:41:38 am »

BUILD COLONISTS EVERYTHING THEY NEED INCLUDING ORBITAL DEFENCES AND A FLEET.
EXPAND INTO MASS EFFECT UNIVERSE.
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ansontan2000

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #69 on: November 19, 2012, 04:22:25 am »

Make Titan the bastion of humanity via terraforming AKA the garden of Eden.
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Greenstarfanatic

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #70 on: November 19, 2012, 12:30:25 pm »

Blow something up. I really don't care.

((BTW, Misko, you misspelled 'Nein'. As 'Nien'.))
HIEL GRAMMER FASCIST.
It's Heil.
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miauw62

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #71 on: November 19, 2012, 01:21:23 pm »

MAKE EXPLODE-RESISTANT SHIP THAT CONDUCTS EXPLOSION. GO EXPLODIFY SOME OTHER SHIP.
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misko27

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #72 on: November 19, 2012, 03:02:15 pm »

Blow something up. I really don't care.

((BTW, Misko, you misspelled 'Nein'. As 'Nien'.))
HIEL GRAMMER FASCIST.
It's Heil.
Jebam te pechku mater, jebeni fascisticke mater! Jebem ti nerodjeno dete!
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Greenstarfanatic

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #73 on: November 19, 2012, 04:01:51 pm »

Blow something up. I really don't care.

((BTW, Misko, you misspelled 'Nein'. As 'Nien'.))
HIEL GRAMMER FASCIST.
It's Heil.
Jebam te pechku mater, jebeni fascisticke mater! Jebem ti nerodjeno dete!
Eh, vaffanculo anche! :D
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da_nang

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #74 on: November 19, 2012, 04:35:46 pm »

>COMMENCE ORBITAL PLASMA BOMBARDMENT ON TERRORISTS
>GENETICALLY ENGINEER (EUROPEAN) DRAGONS WITH MAGI-TECH POWERS INTO EXISTENCE TO SERVE AS FOREVER LOYAL APOSTLES OF MAGI-TECH RELIGION
>USE POWERS OF REALITY POCKET DIMENSION TO CREATE THE DRAGON FAFNIR TO SERVE AS PROTECTOR OF MAGI-TECH WORSHIPERS AND JÖRMUNGANDR TO PROTECT MAGI-TECH RELIGION
« Last Edit: November 19, 2012, 04:44:14 pm by da_nang »
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