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[CrimsonEon]

Nonsense, THIS DWARF WILL HAVE HIS BOOZE TODAY!
Finish that brewery!

[Cassandra]

Eighth Actions

[12] The rain gets lighter, and the dwarves grow accustomed. No more penalties, for now.

[6] Bjolf flexes in a DWARVEN way, and strikes a pose. Then he goes out to find some seeds. What luck! He finds a bag of rope reed seeds, hidden under an rotted elven leg, in the muck. Wait. Elven leg?

[2] Thanen again tries to make a crossbow, but again an inner voice speaks up. 'Wooden weapons, boy? WHAT KIND OF DWARF ARE YOU!'. He sets down the log in disgust.

[5] Tholtig stares at the miner fiercely, and the miner starts working again, carving out a meeting room.

[6+1] Kivish looks at the Brewery. He should, nay, he MUST finish it. He grabs a log, and raises it to the heavens. The sky itself parts, and sunlight shines past, illuminating him. The other dwarves can only stop and stare, and Kivish bellows to the gods themselves. "THIS DWARF WILL HAVE HIS BOOZE TODAY!" He drives the log into the ground, and strokes his beard, as the earth begins to shake. Then, he strikes the log with his fist.
[20] This is an Artifact Brewery... Wait, what? All craftsdwarfship is of the absolute highest quality. It is made of Willow. It menaces with spikes of Willow. It is decorated with hanging bands of Willow. Armok himself has blessed this Brewery, and, once a day, it can create a barrel of *Sacred Blood Booze*. Strange mechanisms on the bottom allow the Brewery to be moved. Engraved on the Brewery is an image of Kivish striking down logic with a terrible, beautiful laugh.

This round's spoils
Found: Six Tower-cap Logs, One Tower-cap Chest..
Mined:
Logged: Two Willow Logs.
Hunted: One dead Yak. (Still in the air. Will land next turn). One Dead Giant Swamp Scorpion. One dead Dwarf.
Wagon: One bag of Plump Helmets Eaten!
Crafted: xWillow Bedx, Willow Bed, 'Blooddrunk' Artifact Portable Brewery

[Thecard]

Cursing his incredible strength, Hecar goes to get a drink.

[Caellath]

Thanen facepalms. But the crossbow isn't even for him...Bone it will be then, but maybe later. Time to check on what has happened while he was trying to make the crossbow.

Check near the camp, loot nearby items/dead dwarves.

[CrimsonEon]

((I don't even... Just... BOOYEAH!))

Kivish remains in his heroic pose for at least twenty minutes more before he sets to work.
Break out the barrels and start with beer. Make it snappy.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Keep mining the hall and bedrooms.
I'll mine anything I'm told if I don't get told.
But seriously, five turns in ten hours?

Anyways, how's the mining going?

[Spinal_Taper]

Create a forge, create a furnace.

[Cassandra]

Eighth Actions

[19] The clouds part entirely, and the sun shines on all the dwarves. They bask in the glow of the Brewery, gaining a +1 bonus to all rolls this round due to morale.

[1+1] Hecar begins walking, but the yak corpse comes crashing out of the sky. Thankfully, what would have been a lethal blow is mitigated, somehow, by the Brewery.

Spoiler: Comba... Wait, what? (click to show/hide)

[14+2] against [5+1]
[6 4] The spinning yak strikes Hecar in the upper left arm, shattering the bone.

Hecar's arm has been broken!

[3+1] Thanen would just slack off, but the light of the Brewery inspires him. He goes off searching, and finds his slain comrade, as well as a dead Giant Swamp Scorpion.

[6+1] Kivish, Legendary Brewer, basks in the glow of his creation, before getting to work. He grabs the two empty barrels, and stares intensely. Then he lets out a mighty cry, and lifts them to the sky, as a heavenly chorus sings out. Golden Lightning streaks down from the clear sky, striking the barrels, as liquid begins to form in them. The overseer stares in wonder, and all dwarves in the area weep with joy as he starts to work.

Spoiler: Crafting? (click to show/hide)

[4+20] The Sunshine is of exceptional quality.
[7+20] The Sunshine is of exceptional quality.

[6+1] Ūben stares at Kivish, and decides he won't be out done. He lifts his chin, and his pickaxe, and roars to the sky, before throwing his pickaxe at the wall. Armok must be smiling down at him, because the pickaxe begins to glow red. When it hits the rough stone wall, a loud rumbling can be heard, and then... The bedrooms, the hall, shudder, and the rock contained within falls down, leaving alot of intact stone, intact hematite, and a single yellow diamond. The walls are smooth, and the pick hangs suspended in air, glowing softly before falling to the ground in the middle of the hall.

[5+1] The overseer begins drawing up a set of plans. What luck! She draws an exceptional set of plans, and will reveal them next round.

[4+1] Rigoth manages to build both forge and furnace with stone taken from the caverns. He does rather well.


This round's spoils
Found: Six Tower-cap Logs, One Tower-cap Chest. One bag of Rope Reed Fiber Seeds. One elven leg.
Mined: Sixty Fifty-eight units of Gabbro. Eight units of Hematite. One yellow diamond.
Logged: Two Willow Logs.
Hunted: One dead Yak. One Dead Giant Swamp Scorpion. One dead Dwarf.
Wagon: One bag of Plump Helmets Eaten!
Crafted: xWillow Bedx, Willow Bed, 'Blooddrunk' Artifact Portable Brewery, Two barrels of *Sunshine*

[Thecard]

Oh dear.  See a doctor.  Drag back the yak. Then see a doctor.

[Spinal_Taper]

"Everyone but me. Damn it. Hey! I need some fuel!"
Build a masonry shop.

[IronyOwl]

Fashion gabbro figurines.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Take a bow.
Gesture for Kivish to get back to hauling or brewing or whatever, then start work on a dining room.

[Caellath]

Thanen strokes his beard. Most curious.

Drag scorpion and dead dwarf to the camp.

[Cassandra]

Ninth Actions

[8] The dwarves look up as the clouds flow back into the sky, blocking out the sunlight. Nothing bad happens, though.

[1] (Oh dear.) Hecar stares at the yak, and he starts dragging it. He fails EPICLY, and he picks it up with his good arm, and throws it at the wagon.

[6] Rigoth builds a masonry workshop. What luck! He builds it exceptionally well, and without even needing to use wood. Huh?

[4] Tholtig sets to work, and makes a set of four Gabbro Figurines.

Spoiler: Crafting (click to show/hide)

[2+5] The first one is of normal quality, and resembles an... Elf? Why did you make a figurine of an elf?
[2+5] The second one is of normal quality, and resembles another Elf. The local dwarves start giving you weird looks.
[15+5] The third one is of good quality, and is a finely carved figure of a Swamp Titan, a large one eyed blizzard with an iron chitin shell. Beware it's tiny fire?
[16+5] The fourth one is of better quality, and is a finely carved figure of a dwarven overseer. Rekora is pleased, until she realizes it isn't her.

[1] Ūben begins work on a dining room. He fails EPICLY, and destroys several strange doors, revealing a set of tunnels. He loudly proclaims them to be secret tunnels that only he knew about. He might be a little drunk, but at least he didn't collapse the lair again?

[4] Thanen hauls the dead scorpion back, proclaiming it to be more worthwhile than the dead dwarf for now.


This round's spoils
Found: Six Tower-cap Logs, One Tower-cap Chest. One bag of Rope Reed Fiber Seeds. One elven leg.
Mined: Fifty-eight units of Gabbro. Eight units of Hematite. One yellow diamond.
Logged: Two Willow Logs.
Hunted: One dead Yak. (In the air. Again.) One Dead Giant Swamp Scorpion. One dead Dwarf.
Wagon: One bag of Plump Helmets Eaten!
Crafted: xWillow Bedx, Willow Bed, 'Blooddrunk' Artifact Portable Brewery, Two barrels of *Sunshine*, Four Figurines.

[IronyOwl]

Carve more figurines! At least one of Rekora.