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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #75 on: November 08, 2012, 07:06:16 pm »
Wood furnace ho!
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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #76 on: November 08, 2012, 07:18:59 pm »
Grab the leg and take it to the chef, tell him to process it into a burger of some sort. Proceed then to consume the said leg with sunshine.
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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #77 on: November 08, 2012, 07:19:33 pm »
Sober up. Seal holes.
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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #78 on: November 08, 2012, 07:22:18 pm »
Un-sober self.  I've had a long day.
« Last Edit: November 08, 2012, 07:25:10 pm by Thecard »
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 04, 2012, 01:16:15 pm
I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Quote from: Sirus on October 08, 2013, 08:07:04 pm
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #79 on: November 08, 2012, 07:56:09 pm »
Final Actions

[6] The dwarves look up as the sun, feeble as it's light is through the clouds, drop below the horizon. Odd sounds start to drift from the swamps around the wagon. Extra special surprise for the next turn.

[1] Tholtig sets to work again, to carve more figurines. The yak slams against her.
Spoiler: Friendly Fire (click to show/hide)
*Tholtig cancels work: Interrupted by flying Yak.

[1] Rigoth gets to work on building what he calls a wood furnace. He fails EPICLY, and lights the Tower-Cap Chest on FIRE. He calls this a furnace proudly.

[2] Bijolf tries to pull the leg out from the muck. It's stuck. Bijolf is losing a game of tug of war with an elf. How embarrassing.

[6] Ūben sobers up and gets to work, sealing the tunnels back up. What luck! He does rather well. They'll never be secret to the current group of dwarves again, but future sets might be fooled.

[6] Hecar starts drinking. What luck! He is the first to tap the barrel of *Sunshine*. He drinks the divine liquid, and gets a happy thought.

This round's spoils
Found: !!Six Tower-cap Logs!!, !!One Tower-cap Chest!!. One bag of Rope Reed Fiber Seeds. One elven leg.
Mined: Fifty-eight units of Gabbro. Eight units of Hematite. One yellow diamond.
Logged: Two Willow Logs.
Hunted: One dead Yak. (In the air. Again.) One Dead Giant Swamp Scorpion. One dead Dwarf.
Wagon: One bag of Plump Helmets Eaten!
Crafted: xWillow Bedx, Willow Bed, 'Blooddrunk' Artifact Portable Brewery, Two barrels of *Sunshine*, Four Figurines.
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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #80 on: November 08, 2012, 07:58:33 pm »
"Huh. Let's temper this flame."
Get the chest into the water, set up the logs as torches.
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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #81 on: November 08, 2012, 07:59:31 pm »
Try to get my arm fixed.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 04, 2012, 01:16:15 pm
I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Quote from: Sirus on October 08, 2013, 08:07:04 pm
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #82 on: November 08, 2012, 08:10:25 pm »
Thanen shrugs. Might as well start, huh?

Butcher the scorpion.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 13, 2012, 10:23:04 pm
"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #83 on: November 08, 2012, 08:11:50 pm »
Sunset, in a particularly evil swamp. This will not end well, Kivish rushes to his brewery.
Get to safety, ensure the brewery is inside.
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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #84 on: November 08, 2012, 08:12:35 pm »
Try again, less yaks this time. Or maybe more yaks?

Either way, gabbro figurines are what's hot.
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Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #85 on: November 08, 2012, 08:20:36 pm »
Move on to the dining room.
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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #86 on: November 08, 2012, 08:42:49 pm »
End of Turn.

[1] The chief reason why the swamps are uninhabited reveals itself. A titanic beast roars as it makes it's way from the mountain. It's barely visible in the moonlight, but it is HUGE, and surrounded by a strange cloud. It starts flying towards the wagon.
*The Titan Haunting Ash Thrall, Urgah Stormsplinters, the Ripper of Hammers has awoken. It is a gigantic furry winged eight-legged snake made out of bronze. Beware it's deadly poison. It does not come out during the day.

[6] Rigoth douses the chest, and then manages to pull out the flaming logs before they are also doused. What luck! He sets them up around the camp, before looking up to see the titan. Run?

[4] Thanen butchers the scorpion quickly enough. Then he looks up and see's the titan. Run?

[5] Hecar begs the Overseer to help with his arm. She actually listens. Then they see the titan. Run?

[6+1] Rekora points her hand, and time seems to slow. Hecar is lifted into the air slowly, and he starts to glow radiantly. The pain fades away, and his arm is healed completely. The scars are healed completely. It's as if he's a fresh dwarf. Then Rekora spots the titan. She runs into the den with a certain dignity; she doesn't scream. Then she starts taking inventory.

[6] Kivish is a bit faster than the rest. What luck! He rushes to his precious brewery, kisses it softly and wheels it into the den, and to safety. Hiding it in a secret cavern, where he sings it a lullaby.

[2] Tholtig can't focus on the Gabbro. The yaks are too distracting. Then she looks to the sky, seeing the titan. Run?

[5] Ūben gets to work. He finishes most of the dining room, and does quite well. He's already in the den.

Inventory being taken. Turn results will be posted soon.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #87 on: November 08, 2012, 08:43:53 pm »
"... Elf tits."
Run the HFS away.
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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #88 on: November 08, 2012, 08:45:19 pm »
Yes run! Ruuuuuuuuun and then hide in some trees as soon as it doesn't seem to be paying attention to me!
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Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #89 on: November 08, 2012, 08:56:01 pm »
"Oh, damn."

Hide in the den while carrying scorpion bits.
« Last Edit: November 08, 2012, 09:09:55 pm by Caellath »
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Quote from: piecewise on April 13, 2012, 10:23:04 pm
"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.
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