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Author Topic: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Afte... Oh, wait, nevermind. DEEEEMONS!  (Read 13179 times)

Mr.Zero

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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #45 on: November 08, 2012, 08:57:51 am »

Claim one barrel and plant all the plump helmets.
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Cassandra

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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #46 on: November 08, 2012, 02:41:00 pm »

Fifth Actions

[18] The sunlight breaks through the mist and the clouds, and reminds the dwarves that it is still midday.

[4] Rigoth starts making beds at the carpentry shop. He makes two.
Spoiler: Crafting (click to show/hide)

[4] Kivish finishes the farming plot.

[6] Tholtig builds a craftsdwarf shop. What luck! The other dwarves stop and weep for a moment at the beauty of this workshop. Then they get back to work.

[4] Thanen hauls the logs back from where they were cut.
[5] He then builds a Bowyer's Workshop. He does exceptionally well.

[1] Urgof sits up and starts pushing on his own chest, HARD. He still fails this EPICLY, and not only undoes the recent healing, but he manages to shatter a few MORE of his ribs.

[5] Bjolf grabs one of the BAGS of Plump Helmets, and passes them around. They are eaten, and he keeps the spores. He then begins planting them in Kivish's plot.

[1+1] Rekora points at Urgof, and attempts to heal him again. She would have failed EPICLY, but she is the overseer, and magic doesn't work that way. Nothing happens.

[1] Hecar starts to haul one of the corpses back. He screws up EPICLY, and bodily throws it into the swamp, out of sight.

This round's spoils
Found: Six Tower-cap Logs, One Tower-cap Chest..
Mined:
Logged: Six Willow Logs. Hauled back to the Wagon!
Hunted: Two One dead Yak.
Wagon: One bag of Plump Helmets Eaten!
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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Caellath

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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #47 on: November 08, 2012, 02:43:51 pm »

Satisfied with his own work - his parents would be proud of him for this work of masonry! - Thanen takes a log and enters the bowyer's workshop to make a crossbow as a secondary weapon for him.

Of course, he forgets the matter of the bolts for the moment.

Try to use a log to create a crossbow.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

mesor

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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #48 on: November 08, 2012, 02:48:15 pm »

(( Damn it. ))

Sit back, try to find something to bind or protect my ribs again.
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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #49 on: November 08, 2012, 02:50:57 pm »

Haul the other one back.  More carefully this time.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #50 on: November 08, 2012, 02:56:28 pm »

Planting's done, thanks to Bjolf. Now the waiting game...
Set up those beds Rigoth just made

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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #51 on: November 08, 2012, 03:05:09 pm »

Sixth Actions

[4] The clouds obscure the sun again, and it begins to rain.

* Dwarven blood is raining from the skies.

[2] Thanen begins to make a crossbow, but he decides that, a wooden crossbow is NOT the dwarven way. What is he, an elf? He doesn't waste the log.

[6] Pushing through the pain, Urgof roars at the heavens. What luck! He manages to set his ribs back in place through sheer force of will.

[2] Hecar starts to drag the other carcass back, but when it starts raining blood, he panics and drops it. Try again?

[3] Kivish helpfully sits on one of the beds, and waits for the bedrooms to be carved out.

This round's spoils
Found: Six Tower-cap Logs, One Tower-cap Chest..
Mined:
Logged: Six Willow Logs. Hauled back to the Wagon!
Hunted: One dead Yak.
Wagon: One bag of Plump Helmets Eaten!
Crafted: xWillow Bedx, Willow Bed
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #52 on: November 08, 2012, 03:07:41 pm »

Keep hauling.  Pay no attention to the rain.  Unless it starts to hurt me or something.  If that happens, hide under/inside the yak.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

Caellath

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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #53 on: November 08, 2012, 03:12:53 pm »

Thanen stares at the wood...Maybe bone then, since wood does not seem to be appropriate? He'd need some time to think it over, but he apparently now had another way of helping.

Try to build a Butcher's shop.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #54 on: November 08, 2012, 03:40:01 pm »

Oddly enough, the rain only seems to remind Kivish of the dwarven need for ale.
Set up a brewery

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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #55 on: November 08, 2012, 03:40:19 pm »

Walk circles around our new base, keep an eye out for enemies or anything of value.
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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #56 on: November 08, 2012, 04:07:00 pm »

Seventh Actions

[5] The dwarves look up to the sky, and get unhappy thoughts from the rain covering them. -1 to all rolls for this round.

[2-1] Hecar grabs the Yak, and starts to hide under it. But a crack of lightning causes him to spook, and, he fails EPICLY. He throws the second corpse off into the sky, cursing at Armok.

[5-1] Thanen decides to make a butcher's shop. Inspite of the rain, he manages to build it.

[4-1] Kivish starts working on a Brewery, but he doesn't complete it this round.

[2-1] Urgof goes walking into the swamp. He finds a large creature that rears up aggressively. The Giant Swamp Scorpion attacks first, as Urgof attempts to attack, and fails EPICLY, leaving himself open.
Spoiler: Combat (click to show/hide)
Both Urgof and the Giant Swamp Scorpion were slain.

This round's spoils
Found: Six Tower-cap Logs, One Tower-cap Chest..
Mined:
Logged: Five Willow Logs.
Hunted: One dead Yak. (Still in the air. Will land next turn). One Dead Giant Swamp Scorpion. One dead Dwarf.
Wagon: One bag of Plump Helmets Eaten!
Crafted: xWillow Bedx, Willow Bed
« Last Edit: November 08, 2012, 04:11:05 pm by Cassandra »
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

Mr.Zero

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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #57 on: November 08, 2012, 04:08:35 pm »

Strike some manly poses while collecting new seeds.
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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #58 on: November 08, 2012, 04:11:00 pm »

Thanen grunts. No corpses, rain...He should try to make himself useful. Making a wooden crossbow, even if he didn't use it, would at least mean he'd be safe from the rain.

Get a log and try to make a crossbow at the bowyer's workshop.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #59 on: November 08, 2012, 04:11:27 pm »

Grab that pick, begin mining out an entrance.
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