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[Thecard]

Right, let's find some chicken eggs and experiment later.  But first, let's find a convent.  We've got seven eggs, yes?

[Aklyon]

Didn't we already talk about convents? Dedication to the church or something like that.

[Thecard]

Didn't we already talk about convents? Dedication to the church or something like that.

Yeah, probably.  But we have to find some high-density population of virgins.

[Aklyon]

Last time I remember convents, they taught girls schools. Do they still have those?

[Jellycat12]

...Do the virgins need to be adult?

[Aklyon]

...Do the virgins need to be adult?

One would presume that they at least need to be old enough for virgin to be special instead of just being the norm, for there most certainly is such a thing as too early to be sacrificed here, and I didn't show up to be stuck with the kind of idiots who believe otherwise again.

[Jellycat12]

Right so that isn't a loophole...

[Thecard]

It is, however, disgusting.
I suggest we go to the one virgin Terry here knows about.  Maybe she's part of some virgin book club?

[Aklyon]

Terry, phonebook. Do you have one, and is there a virgins section? That would speed things up considerably.

[SomeStupidGuy]

I think they got rid of that section a few years back.

[misko27]

I think they got rid of that section a few years back.

Now why would they do that? It was so useful! Damn these young'uns. Used to be so easy getting virgins. They were Everywhere! Now, we are down to knowing a single-above-age virgin.

Come one man, just get some bloody KFC or something. Stop being such a vegitarian cheap-skate.

((Wait, if we have no power, who exploded the cultists? ))

[Jellycat12]

((I just figured it was the ritual.))

Why was there a virgin section in the first place?

[Demonic Spoon]

((Wait, if we have no power, who exploded the cultists? ))

((We can't explode our host, but we can explode other people fine. The cultists were not our host.))

[lemon10]

((Wait, if we have no power, who exploded the cultists? ))

((We have power, as evidenced by being able to alter reality with our demon magic and can use spells, so obviously he didn't quite know what he was doing. I think they probably died from backlash from the spell, although its possible terry went berserk and explodinated them.))

[Aklyon]

((I just figured it was the ritual.))

Why was there a virgin section in the first place?

Because it was useful, damnit. Easier for demons and/or cults to find them, and it gave people somewhere to point at and say that they're in the phonebook without needing to look through so many pages of stuff its absurd to find ye.

Post-Lamia objective: Get the virgins section of the phonebook reinstated.