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[Aseaheru]

i give the entire thing to you. this includes the space station.

[Montopolis]

Unfortunately for the both of you, the colonists all are related to me, their supreme ruler. In fact, many are my clones. They overthrow the plantation in a giant revolt, and plant both of your heads on two stakes at the entrance to the plantation. We then bury the plantation and claim the resulting hill as mine.

My hill.

[Aseaheru]

the plantation cannot be destroyed, and it IS on a hill. thus you HAVE killed us, but you have NOT destroyed the plantation.

[King DZA]

My spirit becomes imbued into the hill, and I immediately shift the dirt and soil to swallow up everything/one on or around said hill into the inescapable depths of the Earth.

I am the hill.

[Dunamisdeos]

I eat the hill.

[Aseaheru]

the tea is still there.

[King DZA]

I possess Dunamisdeos, regurgitate the hill, and then pave over Aseaheru's plantation to make room for a gigantic monument dedicated to my uncreated self.

[Aseaheru]

and the tea is still there, as it CAN NOT be destroyed. or moved. or even damaged. so bye-bye pavement.

[Just Some Guy]

I am elected to office and seize the hill with eminent domain laws.

The government's hill.

[King DZA]

and the tea is still there, as it CAN NOT be destroyed. or moved. or even damaged. so bye-bye pavement.

(Apparently the foundation of my monument disagrees with you.)

While my monument continues to be built, I sit down with Aseaheru and explain to him why simply claiming that something is indestructible does not necessarily make it so. I then inform the government officials that they can take their laws, and forcibly insert them into a very specific bodily orifice of theirs.

[Aseaheru]

they remove the monument, replant the that that can destroy you, and wall it off from you.

[Montopolis]

What's this? An orbital deployment of divine sentence structure? Why yes, it is.

Aseaheru falls into a puddle and drowns in awe of the holy knowledge. Meanwhile, there is a violent communist revolution that is seized control of by an authoritarian dictator who opresses the people living near the plantation. DZA is disembowled and quartered, and Just Some Guy is tortured.

I plant a engineered disease in the brain of the dictator, causing him to obey my commands. My hill.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

I assassinate your dictator, bomb all your cloning facilities and clone, and then execute you.

I then give the hill to the people, to avert the painful deaths that come from owning it.

FREEDOM.

[Montopolis]

Your illusion of executing me drives you insane, causing you to hallucinate about bombing cloning facilities and giving the hill to the people. You rot away in your jail cell for murdering the dictator for 2 days before asphyxiating.

Still my hill.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Your illusion of my insanity, imprisonment and subsequent death drive you insane in the afterlife, tormenting you forevermore.

FREEDOM.