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Author Topic: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea  (Read 12998 times)

King DZA

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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #300 on: October 20, 2012, 06:52:12 pm »
My body is taken to a secret laboratory, where it is brought back to life using the power of MAD SCIENCE!.

I return to the hill and rip you both limb from limb with my merciless undead strength.
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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IV : Battle of Tea
« Reply #301 on: October 20, 2012, 07:10:52 pm »
Quote from: Aseaheru on October 20, 2012, 02:06:23 pm
fitchers
Fischers?

Anyway, a dictionary falls down from the heavens (intended for Aseaheru), and smashes in DZA's skull. His undead form is purified by the holiness of the dictionary, releasing whatever power was reanimating him. This power flies off, never to bother anything ever again.

The tea guy claims the hill in my name.

My hill.
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"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you, saying 'Damn, that was fun.'"

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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #302 on: October 20, 2012, 10:38:01 pm »
I start farming pigs and build a slaughterhouse. Soon I have a good meat company set up.
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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #303 on: October 21, 2012, 04:03:29 am »
I make a beef industrie.
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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #304 on: October 21, 2012, 01:11:51 pm »
the fitchers kill EVERYONE.
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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #305 on: October 21, 2012, 04:02:26 pm »
The holy dictionary renews my connection to the divine, and I am once again resurrected from the dead (with the dictionary now protruding from my skull).

I tell the fitchers to fuck off as I attentively guard my position on top of the hill.
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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #306 on: October 21, 2012, 04:29:15 pm »
they eat you then eat eachother. then i go away.
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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #307 on: October 30, 2012, 05:45:18 pm »
Because of everyone's "fuck da hill"-attitude, I take it over.

My hill now.
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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #308 on: November 02, 2012, 07:08:16 pm »
I go back in time and erase mankind, earth, and all that exists in the universe and out from extistance.

*Sips cognac in spaceship*
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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #309 on: November 02, 2012, 07:29:49 pm »
I stab you in the back for thinking it was that easy to kill me.
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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #310 on: November 02, 2012, 11:31:08 pm »
Alternate dimension D.Z.A. senses my destruction (or uncreation?), and vows to continue my quest to reign over the hill in his own universe.

Alternate me is king of the hill.
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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #311 on: November 03, 2012, 05:06:18 am »
Sadly, said hill is a giant molehill containing giant radioactive anti-magical moles that repel divine prescence.

You are nuked instantly by the moles.

The moles' hill.
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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #312 on: November 03, 2012, 10:11:21 am »
The moles hail to me and I arrive in a shining new Orbital Colony.

My hill.
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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #313 on: November 03, 2012, 11:35:33 am »
i am elected king of said colony and start a tea plantation. that can not be destroyed.
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Re: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea
« Reply #314 on: November 03, 2012, 11:35:55 am »
I offer to be the co-manager with my years of experience.
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