Topic: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea (Read 12989 times)

Doomblade187 · « **Reply #330 on:** November 04, 2012, 02:11:19 pm »

I dispell all your allusions and negotiate a settlement to buy everything on the hill and the hill itself for a single penny.

Montopolis · « **Reply #331 on:** November 04, 2012, 02:14:29 pm »

I ravage the hill with giant flying monkeys armed with grenades.

My hill.

IamanElfCollaborator · « **Reply #332 on:** November 04, 2012, 02:15:11 pm »

I repel the monkeys with tea.

My plantation.

Montopolis · « **Reply #333 on:** November 04, 2012, 02:18:38 pm »

Everyone else is so disgusted by the tea that they burn you atop a heaping pile of it.

Aseaheru · « **Reply #334 on:** November 04, 2012, 04:10:51 pm »

but it wont catch fire, and as he ate some, he is now stronger than superman, without any weakness and thus kills you. btw, i am dead. and have been.

Dunamisdeos · « **Reply #335 on:** November 07, 2012, 03:40:56 pm »

I drink all the tea.

Aseaheru · « **Reply #336 on:** November 07, 2012, 04:03:07 pm »

it regrows.

Montopolis · « **Reply #337 on:** November 07, 2012, 05:25:32 pm »

The government takes it and smokes it.

Aseaheru · « **Reply #338 on:** November 07, 2012, 05:47:36 pm »

it regrows. heres a hint: i DONT own the hill. the tea WONT go away.

Montopolis · « **Reply #339 on:** November 07, 2012, 06:09:16 pm »

The government officials disagree with you.

My hill.

Aseaheru · « **Reply #340 on:** November 07, 2012, 08:06:36 pm »

thanks. the tea is still there.

Montopolis · « **Reply #341 on:** November 08, 2012, 08:54:36 pm »

The tea commits suicide, forever destroying the land upon which it grew.

Aseaheru · « **Reply #342 on:** November 08, 2012, 08:58:21 pm »

untill it returns. as it can never be destroyed. untill Iamanelccalaborator decides otherwise.

javierpwn · « **Reply #343 on:** November 08, 2012, 09:45:13 pm »

I remove all soil on hill,making it barren and infertile for tea to grow

My hill

Just Some Guy · « **Reply #344 on:** November 08, 2012, 09:48:26 pm »

I demand a recap before I proceed with my assault on the hill.

Seriously, I'm not sure what's going on.

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