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[Montopolis]

You accidentally fall through the walls of prickly plants and faceplant into the ditches of nasty plants. You are transformed into a mutated abomination of a human, and ferociously attack IamanElfCollaborator.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

I impale him on a boar spear, killing him.

I raise my clone of him and quickly retrain him.

[Montopolis]

I respawn, and throw a dagger at your face.

You 50 points of brain functionality.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

The above post wasn't clear, so I gain 50 points in brain functionality.

[Montopolis]

Oops. Your new 50 points of brain functionality decide to cast you off a cliff.

You slam into the pointy rocks 1 mile below.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

I survive due to my high Dexterity and Agility score.

I hunt you down and rip your spine out.

[Montopolis]

After ripping my spine out, you drown in a pool of my own blood. I, however, put my spine back and shoot you with a pistol. In the face.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

I die for the umpteenth time and ragequit.

I go to my real life couch and sit and watch EastEnders.

[Montopolis]

I, holding in my mangled, bloody spine, go back to the hill and plant my flag.

My hill.

[Aseaheru]

my clone kills you, burns you to ashes, destroys the ashes and destroys every mention of you in all places in all times. i clone iamanelfcalaborator to be my boss. and raise a army of fitchers, both spawnified and not to be my army. if you dont know who fitcher is them look up spearbreakers. also, i hire Mr Frog to arm the army of fitchers. your screwed and i have my tea still.

[King DZA]

I descend from the heavens after my long time of absence and vaporize everything and everyone on and around the hill with my godly radiance, before reclaiming my rightful place on top of it.

[Aseaheru]

whereapon durans fall on your head. stepping over your holey body i replant the plantation.

[King DZA]

Thanks to DIVINE RESURRECTION, I return from the dead fully healed of all my wounds, and proceed to stuff durans down your throat until you die.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

I cut off your connection to the divine, then use Backbiter to sunder your divine and mortal soul.

I behead you and you stay dead.

[Aseaheru]

i ate the durans, and am thus full of good food. although when i burp people die for somereason..