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[Descan]

You are the living embodiment of the greatest nation on earth. You control the industry, army, research, government, and even people of glorious Canada!


What shall you do, oh Great White North?

[OREOSOME]

Catch the fiend who stole quebec's maple reserves.

[The Fool]

Catch the fiend who stole quebec's maple reserves.

No maple tree is safe while that mad man is on the loose. Think of the saplings! Who will think of the saplings!

[Descan]

The Canadian Security Intelligence Services think that the fiendish devil with the sticky fingers is hiding out somewhere in Greenland. Possibly in a secret under-glacier lair.

The Danish government is doing nothing, nor the Greenlandic government, and they are unlikely to be pleased if Canadian secret agents are discovered on their land.

How do you wish to go about apprehending the villian and recovering the syrupy gold?

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Kill him with a direct strike of concentrated awesome.

[kaijyuu]

Pull out Canada's secret weaponry: The Bear Calvary.

[Zrk2]

I AM CANADIAN! NOW LET'S GO STEAL SOME MAPLE SYRUP, AND THEN APOLOGIZE!

[Donuts]

I am Danish! I convince our red 'n' white government to get Sweden and Norway and find that syrup-stealer!

[The Fool]

Boat the Bear Calvary over to Greenland with David Hayter in a sneaking suit. Remind him that this is a sneaking mission, and that if he's caught Canada will disavow any knowledge of his existence within Greenland.

[Donuts]

Boat the Bear Calvary over to Greenland with David Hayter in a sneaking suit. Remind him that this is a sneaking mission, and that if he's caught Canada will disavow any knowledge of his existence within Greenland.

Note: have him say "now" when he got him

[Descan]

David Hayter is too busy being David Hayter to go on a secret under-cover mission. CSIS takes control over the HMCS Chicoutimi, the newest submarine in the Canadian fleet, and high-tails it to the Greenlandic coast.

On their way over, they receive a communique from the Danish government! Apparently, the Danes are horribly sorry, they thought you meant syrup-stealing FRIEND not FIEND, and thus thought you would be siding with any would-be Danish Syrup Reserve thieves, to replenish your own supply. As recompense, any detected Canadian activity in and around Greenland will be ignored.

Unfortunately, the bear cavalry cannot fit on the submarine, however the three Canadian secret agents on board have a few ways to go about their mission.

Mission Supplies: 3 pairs of skis, a small Canadian-developed laser drill, ten sticks of dynamite, and enough rations to survive the glacial ice for 3 weeks, as well as rope and harnesses for crossing the ice safely. They can also scavenge from the Greenlandic country side, and you can get other supplies to them within a week.

How would you like to proceed?

[Guardian G.I.]

Send the Canadian bear cavalry to Greenland by ship (Canadians have transport ships, amirite?) or by plane (Canadians have transport planes, amirite?)
The secret agents will be doing reconnaissance operations for the time being: gathering intelligence crucial for the success of the landing operation.

[Donuts]

Call for David Hayter on his Codec, sound like Campbell telling him to go to that island, forgot its name (Where the series started) but its actually Greenland

[Descan]

The Danish government will over-look your actions, but the Greenlandic government is another story. Unless there is an awesome ski-chase scene involved or a really cheesy line said right before the agents turn the tables on the sticky syrup swindler, any detected action will result in an embargo of Canadian beer. Bear cavalry are too conspicuous for this mission.

The riders are disappointed.

Also, David Hayter is still too busy being David Hayter. It's a tough job, you know? Requires 24/7 focus.

[RedWarrior0]

I am Michigan's UP. I'll trade you myself and the Detroit Red Wings for Windsor.