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Descan

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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2012, 02:52:59 pm »
I have no idea what that means but I'm lead to say no. Red Wings suck.
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #16 on: October 02, 2012, 03:51:05 pm »
Name the agents Vic Boss, Slate Fox, and Solid Viper. Do recon work to determine where the syrup thief might have gone.
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #17 on: October 06, 2012, 06:11:46 pm »
DSRUNK VEREWVEI! REVIE! THAT THING

okay yeah so the syrpu thief was caught and shit

he's in alert in jail and stuff top of canada coldest place on earth i think i don't know

HO SHIT AMEFRICA they're invading or sometyhng

no wait that's greenaldn still bad

WAT DO
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #18 on: October 06, 2012, 06:14:01 pm »
Use the Guardsmen, trained to fight the forces of cha- oh, wrong Planet. Use the army and call in the rest of the UN to assist in fighting off the American Aggressors.
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #19 on: October 06, 2012, 06:15:04 pm »
DEFROST GREENLAND WITH MAPLE SYRUP STOVES
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #20 on: October 06, 2012, 06:17:38 pm »
THE BRITS HELP

they send you James bond

the connery vurson not that cockup craig

he assassinates greenlandic obama. he's wdwsedish swedish sweidehs,

BUTT WAIT he was loode baring boss


greenland melts


he was assassinated with maple syrup


is that good enough slopwoke/

the graanlenders are all 'whoa dod sorr man'

harper goes all 'we coo' yo'

CRISERFS ABOER
OVER

OVERAR

over

now what

BRAKING NEW

uOFt figures out how to build a fusion reator is in jims freezer cold fusion is da bom

caanda is now awesome and leader of energy and stuff

wat do!
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #21 on: October 06, 2012, 06:33:22 pm »
Lead the world in science!
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #22 on: October 06, 2012, 06:34:27 pm »
drnk got soured
will cont with when sober

'm sorry
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #23 on: October 06, 2012, 06:34:52 pm »
Use to create super weapons and conquer australia, our mortal foe!
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #24 on: October 06, 2012, 06:49:10 pm »
Export snow to australia until they become part of canada!
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #25 on: October 06, 2012, 07:53:36 pm »
Quote from: mainiac on October 06, 2012, 06:49:10 pm
Export snow to australia until they become part of canada!
I don't think it works like that...
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #26 on: October 06, 2012, 07:56:28 pm »
detonate toronto

those assholes
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #27 on: October 06, 2012, 07:58:43 pm »
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Quote from: mainiac on October 06, 2012, 06:49:10 pm
Export snow to australia until they become part of canada!
I don't think it works like that...
It doesn't? Then Why does the Canadian Diplomat come every winter and shout "THIS LAND IS MINE!!!"
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #28 on: October 06, 2012, 08:04:29 pm »
You petition Australia to open up their snow-import markets, but they refuse your scheme. Using your new energy-dominance, you begin building new, super-powered, back-pack-fusion-reactor laser rifles and mounted weaponry for planes, trains, and automobiles, as well as tanks.

You also begin building up your Pacific Navy to prepare to invade Australia for their precious venom mines.

The Americans petition your government to release Greenland, as you have begun occupying them and the surrounding oil-rich waters. How do you wish to respond?

Also, what shall we focus on for industry, research, social programs, or other things?

CURRENTLY, we control Greenland as occupied land, we have our maple-syrup reserves back, we have practical cold fusion, and Toronto stands proud and tall as the harbingers of the fourth energy revolution.
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #29 on: October 06, 2012, 08:07:27 pm »
Remind United states of the Energy Provision of NAFTA, which already ensures constant supply of canadian Oil. Plus remind them that China wants it.
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