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Corai

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #255 on: October 20, 2012, 10:55:32 pm »
Quote from: wsoxfan on October 20, 2012, 10:53:36 pm
MAKE MARS NEW SUN. EXTINGISH OLD SUN'S FIRE WITH FLAMING FLYING NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIERS. AND GIVE CORAI AND YOINK AND MISKO PRESENTS OF KOBOLDS-ATTACHED TO NUCLEAR MISSILES. 200 FOR EACH ONE.

You serious bro? We have a demon fleet and you waste your nuclear missiles on us?

Shoot the demo-OMAIGOD THOSE POOR KOBOLDS!
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Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

misko27

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #256 on: October 20, 2012, 11:02:18 pm »
Quote from: wsoxfan on October 20, 2012, 10:53:36 pm
MAKE MARS NEW SUN. EXTINGISH OLD SUN'S FIRE WITH FLAMING FLYING NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIERS. AND GIVE CORAI AND YOINK AND MISKO PRESENTS OF KOBOLDS-ATTACHED TO NUCLEAR MISSILES. 200 FOR EACH ONE.
GRAB WSOXFAN AND HIS PRECIOUS WHITE SOX AND LAUNCH HIM AT DEMON FLEET.
WATCH NUCLEAR FIREWORKS AS NUCLEAR MISSILES STRIKE DEMONS.
CONTINUE EVCUATIONS.
OFFER LUNARIANS TRANSPORT TO BACONCURY FOR SAFETY
FLIRT CASUALLY WITH NEARBY PRESIDENTIAL AIDE TO CALM NERVES.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #257 on: October 20, 2012, 11:53:01 pm »
I HAVE A PLAN.
OPEN PORTAL TO WORLD OF "YOU AT FINAL BOSS"
CONVINCE SPINAL_TAPER THIS IS CANON.
ESCAPE THROUGH PORTAL.
CLOSE PORTAL.
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Corai

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #258 on: October 21, 2012, 12:02:40 am »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 20, 2012, 11:53:01 pm
I HAVE A PLAN.
OPEN PORTAL TO WORLD OF "YOU AT FINAL BOSS"
CONVINCE SPINAL_TAPER THIS IS CANON.
ESCAPE THROUGH PORTAL.
CLOSE PORTAL.

AID ACTION WITH EVERY SINGLE ASSET I HAVE AT DISPOSAL. WE ARE MAKING THIS HAPPEN.
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Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #259 on: October 21, 2012, 12:06:00 am »
Quote from: Corai on October 21, 2012, 12:02:40 am
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 20, 2012, 11:53:01 pm
I HAVE A PLAN.
OPEN PORTAL TO WORLD OF "YOU AT FINAL BOSS"
CONVINCE SPINAL_TAPER THIS IS CANON.
ESCAPE THROUGH PORTAL.
CLOSE PORTAL.
AID ACTION WITH EVERY SINGLE ASSET I HAVE AT DISPOSAL. WE ARE MAKING THIS HAPPEN.
LET CORAI THROUGH.
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Fireiy

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #260 on: October 21, 2012, 12:32:26 am »
Sue the evil king on charges of threatening public safety. Make sure bailiffs are strong enough to keep him and his ships in line.
Make a logic chess barrier around Mars, the court-room and send logic chess pieces to attack the fleet around Venus.

(To anyone who doesn't know what Logic Chess is, the background basically turns into a giant chessboard with giant floating chess pieces.)
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #261 on: October 21, 2012, 01:29:29 am »
>CREATE NEW RELIGION WITH ME AS PROPHET
>USE FLEETS TO CRUSADE AGAINST DEMON FLEET AND EVIL KING
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #262 on: October 21, 2012, 02:32:40 am »
Quote from: wsoxfan on October 20, 2012, 10:53:36 pm
MAKE MARS NEW SUN. EXTINGISH OLD SUN'S FIRE WITH FLAMING FLYING NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIERS. AND GIVE CORAI AND YOINK AND MISKO PRESENTS OF KOBOLDS-ATTACHED TO NUCLEAR MISSILES. 200 FOR EACH ONE.
THAT'S IT! YOU NO KILL MY FRIENDS! KILL WSOXFAN'S FLEET WITH FLAMING UNDERGARMENTS! ALSO USE FLAMING UNDERGARMENTS AGAINST DEMONS! SEND CYBERMOUSE COMMANDOS TO CAPTURE WSOXFAN AND STEAL NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES! USE MAGIC HUGEASS FLYING FIRE EXTINGUISHER TO PUT OUT THE FIRE WSOXFAN CREATES TO MAKE MARS NEW SUN! You will learn never to cross the cybermouse legion!
« Last Edit: October 21, 2012, 02:56:35 am by Donuts »
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Corai

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #263 on: October 21, 2012, 02:49:23 am »
ATTENTION ALL:

WE HAVE A FLEET OF DEMONS ATTACKING.

JUST INCASE NONE OF YOU KNEW.

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miauw62

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #264 on: October 21, 2012, 04:51:43 am »
PRACTICE EXPLODING IN CONTROLLED ENVIROMENT.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #265 on: October 21, 2012, 06:22:43 am »
SEND 5 MILLION SHIPS TO STOP DEAMON FLEET AND EVIL KING."THATS IT. IM TIRED IF EARTH BEING DESTROYED." ALSO BRING EARTH BACK AND MAKE FLEET OF TRILLIONS TO STOP EARTH FROM BEING BLOWN UP. GO INTO BERSERK MODE.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #266 on: October 21, 2012, 07:13:48 am »
Quote from: Corai on October 21, 2012, 02:49:23 am
ATTENTION ALL:

WE HAVE A FLEET OF DEMONS ATTACKING.

JUST INCASE NONE OF YOU KNEW.



When have we cared about that? In The Art of Minimalism, there's been an army of demons besieging the last human settlement for a while and the players have been more focused on a nigh-omnipotent giant ape who is cooking the demons and selling the burgers.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

wsoxfan

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #267 on: October 21, 2012, 07:51:02 am »
RE-GRAB MYSELF AND MY WHITE SOX, APOLOGIZE TO THE THREE I LAUNCHED MISSILES AT, AND ATTACK THE DEMON FLEET
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #268 on: October 21, 2012, 03:18:22 pm »
APPEAR


GAIN POWER OF EVERSIFICATION, TO CREATE WORLD OF ETERNAL SLAUGHTER.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #269 on: October 21, 2012, 03:20:05 pm »
how did i manage to post actions for the other rtd here this is ridiculous ANYWAY

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