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GAIN SKILL: EVERSION
IT FLIPPING OUT-SIDE THINGS MORE OUT
IT MAKE SENSE IN CONTEXT
EVERSE UNIVERSE, CAUSING OUTSIDERS TO COME IN
THIS BAD FOR INSIDERS (read: everyone) BUT NOT ME BECAUSE I OUT-IN-SIDER
(5) EVERSION MAKES UNIVERSE CHEERY AND FILLS IT WITH FLOWERS. WELCOME TO WORLD 1-1.
If you have no idea what the hell I'm talking about...SKILL GAINED: EVERSIFICATION
RALLY ALL SUPPORTERS INTO MANY ARMIES AND ATTACK BACONURY'S ALLIES.
SEND DIPLOMAT TO NEGOTIATE WITH MISKO.
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>SEND A PRE-EMPTIVE SLAVE-MINER STRIKEFORCE TO DISARM WSOXFAN'S NUCLEAR ATTACK!
ASSIST ACTION BY SENDING ANTI BACON CRIME SQUAD COMMANDOS TO HELP.
(5) YOU ASK ALLIES AND ABCS MEMBERS TO ATTACK CALDARIA. THEY CAUSE RELATIVELY LITTLE HAVOC AND THEN SET UP A BASE. THEN YOU SEND A DIPLOMAT TO... MAKE NEGOTIATE PEACE WITH BACONURY? ABCS COMMANDOS SENT TO STOP WSOXFAN.
NEGOTIATE.
BUILD CROSS-DIMENSIONAL SAFE-HOUSE TO ESCAPE FROM WHATEVER IS GOING TO HAPPEN.
DECLARE MARTIAL LAW.
EVACUATE TERRITORIES TO SAFE DISTANCE. BY WHICH I MEAN WHATEVER DIMENSION OR UNIVERSE THAT IS NOT GOING TO BE DESTROYED.
LAUNCH NUKES AT SPACE WHERE VENUS WAS TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
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>SEND A PRE-EMPTIVE SLAVE-MINER STRIKEFORCE TO DISARM WSOXFAN'S NUCLEAR ATTACK!
ASSIST ACTION BY SENDING ANTI BACON CRIME SQUAD COMMANDOS TO HELP.
AID USING TRAINED VETS FROM THE LUNAR-MARTIAN WAR. ALSO AID WITH TECHNICAL SABOTAGE.
(5) NEGOTIATION SUCCESSFUL. BUT WHAT WAS OUTCOME? CROSS-DIMENSIONAL SAFE-HOUSE BUILT, BACONURY PUT IN SAFE-HOUSE. MARTIAL LAW DECLARED. NUKES LAUNCHED AT VENUS. TRAINED VETERANS SENT TO STOP WSOXFAN. WHAT TECHNICAL SABOTAGE?
PROTECT CORAI SUPPORTERS.
GLUE UNIVERSE BACK TOGETHER.
(5) ASTRAL SHIELD PLACED OVER CORAI AND ABCS HQ. SKILL GAINED: ASTRAL SHIELD. EXCITING UNIVERSE PUT BACK TOGETHER.
A "haus" is a house in german :3
Hire badass ninja to take care of Tigre. NOW GIVE CORAI THAT EPIC HAUS! Defend Corai's supporters with cybermice and flaming undergarments. Make more flaming undergarments! Also wear flaming undergarments and see if they give me awesome powers. GWG, peace? Sorry for ruining yo universe, but you helped misko! D:
Make Moon emperor become worst enemies with misko. Create hugeass UNSC and SAS army. Also Spehss Mahreens.
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JOIN CYBERMOUSE LEGION I GUESS.
Poot this guy in as brigadier general for cybermouse legion. Make myself Emperor of Cybermouseia.
(5) NINJAS SENT AFTER TIGRE. HAUS PUT INSIDE ASTRAL SHIELD GENERATED BY GREATWYRMGOLD. CYBERMICE ENTER PROTECTION OF ASTRAL SHIELD. NEW FLAMING UNDERGARMENTS NOT AS GOOD AS ORIGINAL. WEARING ORIGINAL GIVES ABILITY TO USE FLAMING WOODEN MACHINE GUN. MISKO27'S RELATIONSHIP WITH MOON EMPEROR DECREASED TO CASUAL ACQUAINTANCESHIP. SMALL ARMY OF SOLDIERS WILLED INTO EXISTENCE. GAINED SMALL SPACE ARMY. CYBERMOUSE KING GIVES YOU THRONE.
Beat everyone at chess.
(5) INTELLECTUAL SUPERIORITY SHOWED OFF AT COST OF NOT PREPARING FOR POSSIBLE IMMINENT DOOM. WORTH IT. GAINED SKILL: CHESS PRO
>UPGRADE MOOK FLEET TO BADASS FLEET WITH ZPM POWERED SHIELDS, ABLATIVE ARMOR, SINGULARITY CANNONS, PHOTON AND TRANSPHASIC TORPEDOES AND THE DEATHSTAR
>REPLICATE PERSONNEL AND UPGRADE THEM
>SEND OTHER FLEET TO CONQUER THE ZERG AND ASSIMILATE THEM INTO FLEET.
(5) ALL MOOKS IN MOOK FLEET NOW WEAR JACKETS WITH MANY ZIPPERS. SHIELDS UPGRADED! ARMOR UPGRADED! WEAPONS UPGRADED! ZERG NOT REAL.
CREATE FLEET MADE OF MILLIONS OF SHIPS TO DEFEND COPY OF SOLAR SYSTEM. ALSO BUILF MASSIVE ORBITAL DEFENCE NETWORK AROUND COPY OF EARTH.
(5) PROPAGANDA USED TO RECRUIT FLEET. FLEET PUT INTO COPY SOLAR SYSTEM. DEFENSE NETWORK SET UP.
REPLACE VENUS WITH SUNFLOWER SEEDS
(5) NO VENUS TO REPLACE WITH SUNFLOWER SEEDS. SUNFLOWER SEEDS THROWN IN GENERAL DIRECTION OF VENUSIAN ORBIT. ORBIT FILLED WITH SUNFLOWERS.
JOIN CYBERMOUSE LEGION I GUESS.
(5) NOW BRIGADIER GENERAL FOR CYBERMOUSE LEGION. CYBERMICE WILL FOLLOW YOUR ORDERS. PERSONAL CYBERMOUSE ASSISTANT GAINED.
>USE FUNDS FROM MINE TO BUILD SUMMER HOME ON SUN (GEDDIT)
>BUILD VARIOUS COMMUNITY SERVICES LIKE BUS STATION, LAUNDROMAT ETC ON SUN
>PLAY CHESS AGAINST FIREIY AT SOME POINT, GRACIOUSLY ACCEPT DEFEAT
>CONTINUE TO TRAIN FORNICATION STAT ONCE HOME IN POPPLE-OPPLE-LAND
(5) SUMMER HOME BUILT. SERVICES CONSTRUCTED. CHESS NOT YOUR GAME. MORE SEX WITH QUEEN. FORNICATION LVL 3!
MAKE MARS NEW SUN. EXTINGISH OLD SUN'S FIRE WITH FLAMING FLYING NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIERS.
(5) TONS OF PLAYERS WORK TOGETHER TO STOP YOUR ACTION. CRACKS GROW THROUGHOUT MARS, BUT MARS SURVIVES THANKS TO INTERVENTION OF OTHER PLAYERS. BE APPRECIATIVE.
NPC ACTIONS:
(5) DR. FURIO TIGRE FIGHTS OFF NINJAS WITH EASE. HOLY COW IS DR. TIGRE EPIC, APPARENTLY.
(1) LEGION OF HAPPY PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10 TRIPS AND GETS BROKEN LEG. LEGION CAN NEVER WALK AGAIN (OH NOES).
(5) CATSPLOSION'S INSTINCTS KICK IN. CATSPLOSION CREATES HAIRBALL SHIELD AROUND UBER-SHIP TO PROTECT PISSKOP.
((Can npcs only roll 1,5, and 6? Seriously?))
(?) OMINOUS LIGHT, THEN VENUS RETURNS. BUT VENUS LOOKS BIGGER... NO, JUST SURROUNDED BY GIGANTIC UNSTOPPABLE FLEET OF DEMON SHIPS. DEMON SHIPS HAVE PICTURE OF BLACK CROWN - SYMBOL OF NOW-DEAD EVIL KING! "I, EVIL KING, WAS KILLED BY FORSAKEN1111 AND SENT TO HELL. THEN WAS KILLED IN HELL BY JOBEN, AND WENT TO HELL HELL. HELL IS CENTER OF EARTH, HELL HELL IS CENTER OF VENUS AND TWICE AS HOT. I GAINED 'ALWAYS ROLL 6' ABILITY IN HELL HELL TO DEFEAT YOU ALL. NOW EXCITING BATTLE BEGINS." LARGE FLEET SENT TO ATTACK MARS. OTHER LARGE FLEET BEGINS ATTEMPT TO BREAK INTO SAFE-HOUSE HOLDING BACONURY AND ABCS HQ. SMALLER FLEETS ATTACK RANDOMLY, STARTING WITH EARTH. EARTH DESTROYED AGAIN BY SMALL FLEETS. VERY VERY LARGE FLEET GUARDS VENUS.
GreatWyrmGold: IS AWESOMELY SELF-PRESERVING, CANNOT BE KILLED, HAS NUKE AND RADIATION SUIT, HAS ONE LARGE EXCITING UNIVERSE, HAS INVERSION SKILL, HAS ASTRAL SHIELD SKILL
dermonster: IS AWESOME, CAN DERM STUFF
Caerwyn: IS AWESOME SIDEKICK
killerforhell1111: IS SLIME KING OF AWESOME, FUSION OF KILLERHELLHOUND AND FORSAKEN1111, INSIDE SUPER BLACK HOLE
Yoink: IS AWESOMELY SEDUCTIVE, MAX RELATIONSHIP WITH KILLERFORHELL1111's QUEEN , HAS AWESOME MANSION, IS VEGETARIAN, SLAVE MINES (+100 IRON EACH TURN), TACTICAL GENIUS, LVL 3 FORNICATOR, 3 RELATIONSHIP POINTS WITH SUN, HAS SUMMER HOME ON SUN
Greenstarfanatic: IS AWESOME WINGMAN, HAS LOTS OF BEER
10ebbor10: IS AWESOME SABOTEUR x 2
anailater: IS AWESOME SIDEKICK
RTD: IS AWESOME MAGICIAN
Kedly: IS SUPER AWESOME RUBIX-CUBE-POOPMAGICIAN
pisskop: IS AWESOME DWARF ADOPTED BY CATSPLOSION, HAS UBER-SHIP PROTECTED BY GIANT HAIRBALL, HAS CAT ARMY
Tavik Toth: IS AWESOME WARMONGER, HAS TNSBCCSST, IS VERY GOOD AT MASS EFFECT, DOESN'T HATE EARTH LIKE ALL YOU OTHER CRAZY PEOPLE, IS AWESOME ALLIANCE-FOUNDER, GOOD AT PROPAGATING PROPAGANDA, HAS WEAKER COPY OF SOLAR SYSTEM WITH DEFENSE SYSTEM, HAS FLEET
Donuts: IS AWESOME MOUSE GOD, HAS GALAXY, HAS MOUSE HOLE, HAS FIRE CYBERMOUSE MINIONS, HAS ASTRAL DIPLOMACY SKILLS, IS RICH, VICE PRESIDENT OF MARS AND SECRETARY OF STATE OF MARS, HAS CYBERMOUSE PUPPET KING, FRIENDS WITH ABCS, HAS FLAMING WOODEN UNDERGARMENTS THAT THEIR WEARER A FLAMING WOODEN MACHINE GUN, CYBERMOUSE KING, HAS SMALL SPACE ARMY
Misko27: IS AWESOMELY BACON AVATAR, HAS BACON VISION AND SWORD, FOUNDER OF BACON RELIGION, HAS SOMEWHAT REDUNDANT ADDITIONAL BACON POWER, RULER OF BECONURY, HEAD OF THE BACONIC COUNCIL, FRIENDS WITH MOON TYRANT, HAS ONE HAPPY ANTI-SHIPS, HAS ONE ANNOYED ANTI-SHIP, HAS ASTEROIDS, DR. FURIO TIGRE WORKS FOR HIM, BACONURY IN DIMENSIONAL SAFE-HOUSE
Joben: IS AWESOME SPEAR THROWER
Spinal_Taper: ARE AWESOME BIONICLES, RULES CALDARIA, HIRED PLAYER CHARACTER IN MOUNT&BLADE WARBANDS, GRADUATED TO MOUNT&BLADE 2, IS CAPTAIN AMERICA OF BACON, OWES PHONE COMPANY
jetex1911: IS AWESOME CTHULZUES
wsoxfan: IS AWESOME NUCLEAR SKY-LAND-BATTLESHIP PILOT, OWNS MARS, HAS 13 NUCLEAR FLYING BATTLESHIP CARRIERS, HAS 1 FLAMING NUCLEAR FLYING BATTLESHIP CARRIER HAS 0 IRON, 880 OIL, AND 99999999999999999999999996999 FLAMING WOOD, CONTROLS JUPITER AND SATURN
Xantalos: IS AWESOMELY ANTI-MATH, LEGENDARY COOK, CAN TRANSFORM INTO OLD SPICE GUY, IS RICH, OLD SPICE GUY FORM (2 TURNS), SMELLS NICE, CAN EVERSIFICATE
da_nang: IS AWESOME SEVERAL-TIME DESTROYER OF REALITY, ALSO HAS REALITY POCKET DIMENSION, ABOVE-AVERAGE HEALTH REGENERATION, IS VERY GOOD AT HALO, HAS SUPER AWESOME HALO FLEET, HAS LARGE BADASS MOOK FLEET
Praecordia: IS AWESOME CHARMISMATIC ANTI-HERO, OWNS LARGE MOB OF PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10, HAS LESSER POWER OF RAGE
Tiruin: IS AWESOME PARKOURIST
bukitodinos: IS AWESOME POKEMON PLAYER
Corai: IS AWESOME LEADER OF ABCS, IS SUPER-MOTIVATED, IS SUNBURNED, LIKES GENOCIDE, HQ PROTECTED BY ASTRAL SHIELD, HAUS PROTECTED BY ASTRAL SHIELD
Fireiy: IS AWESOMELY JUDICIAL, OWNER OF BOTTOMLESS WAD OF CASH, HATES WHEN OTHERS MAKE MONEY, HAS PILE OF MISKO27 AND GREATWYRMGOLD'S MONEY, CHESS PRO
GoombaGeek: IS AWESOME ARSONIST, HAS PLUTONIUM
LordSlowpoke: IS AWESOME SPACEMOONWALKER, HAS SUNFLOWER GARDEN ON SUN, LOVES SUNFLOWERS
GUNINANRUNIN: IS AWESOME OWNER OF ANTI-DIMENSIONAL COLOSSEUM
miauw62: IS AWESOME CRATER-CREATOR, HAS EXPLODING SKILLS LVL 1, BRIGADIER GENERAL FOR CYBERMOUSE LEGION, HAS PERSONAL ASSISTANT CYBERMOUSE
QUEEN: STILL TECHNICALLY MARRIED TO KILLERFORHELL1111, ELOPED WITH YOINK, LIVES IN AWESOME MANSION
Praecordia's LEGION OF PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10: IS COMPLETELY LOYAL TO PRAECORDIA, HAS LONGSWORD, HAS BROKEN LEG
CATSPLOSION: LOYAL TO PISSKOP, WELL RESTED
EARTH MILITARY: IN SPACE DEAD
SUPERMEN: VAIN, STUPID, HAVE SPACESHIP, NEARLY EXTINCT DEAD
DR. FURIO TIGRE: BADASS GENIUS?
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