PREVIOUS TURNNEXT TURNSPLIT UNIVERSE IN HALF
THEN HALVES IN HALF
ETC UNTIL UNIVERSE IS INFINITE NUMBER OF INFINITELY SMALL UNIVII
PREVENT ACTION BY DESTROYING UNIVERSE FIRST.
THE BIG ONE, NOT MY LITTLE ONE.
(5) UNIVERSE IS INSIDE-OUT, SO YOU DESTROY OUT-SIDE IN UNIVERSE. DESTROYING IT ONLY FLIPS IT INSIDE OUT AGAIN, THEN BACK TO WHERE IT WAS IN THE FIRST PLACE. IT'S SIMPLE LOGIC. SKILL GAINED: INVERSION.
SPLIT UNIVERSE IN HALF
THEN HALVES IN HALF
ETC UNTIL UNIVERSE IS INFINITE NUMBER OF INFINITELY SMALL UNIVII
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CASUALLY EDIT SUN OUT OF EXISTENCE
(5) UNIVERSE CUT. NOW IT IS EASIER TO CARRY AND STORE PIECES OF UNIVERSE. TOO BUSY DOING INFINITE ITERATIONS OF CUTTING ACTION TO EDIT SUN. TRY AGAIN NEXT TURN.
MAKE MARS NEW SUN. EXTINGISH OLD SUN'S FIRE WITH FLAMING FLYING NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIERS.
(5) FLAMING FLYING NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIER ATTACKS SUN WITH GOOD FIRE. GOOD FIRE PUTS OUT SUN. MARS IS HOTTER NOW, BUT TOO SMALL TO BE SUN.
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ALSO, >PREVENT SUN FROM BEING DESTROYED
SUN IS PRETTY BRO
(5) SUN NOT IN DANGER, BUT APPRECIATES HOW MUCH YOU CARE. RELATIONSHIP WITH SUN INCREASES!
FARM SUNFLOWERS ON THE SUN
(5) SUN IS FERTILE. VERY HEALTHY SUNFLOWERS GROW.
... Wow, I did do the same thing. Just barely different in wording.
Combat supermen with new, unskilled squadmates. In other words, let squadmates be bullet sponges.
(5) NEW SQUADMATES BREAK INTO JAIL AND ATTACK UNARMED SUPERMEN. ALL KNOWN SUPERMEN DESTROYED! GENOCIDE COMPLETED! SQUADMATES EXPERIENCED AGAIN.
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>STILL GET THE SCIENTISTS WORKING ON THAT ANOMALY.
>HIRE BACON PHOENIX WRIGHT INSTEAD
>LAUNCH PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE ON SUN. CONQUER SUN FOR EXTRA-CRISPAY BACON.
WE WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE[/b]
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>STILL GET THE SCIENTISTS WORKING ON THAT ANOMALY.
>HIRE BACON PHOENIX WRIGHT INSTEAD
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Make sure he hires Furio Tigre instead.
(5) MISKO27 MISTAKES FURIO TIGRE FOR PHEONIX WRIGHT. DR. TIGRE WILL INVESTIGATE ANOMALIES DURING NPC TURN. ANTI-SHIP ONLY GOOD AGAINST SHIPS.
>CREATE REPLICATORS
>ASSIMILATE FLEET WITH REPLICATOR TECH AND MORE ZPMS
>CREATE UNSTOPPABLE ARMADA THROUGH MASSIVE REPLICATION AND MORE ZPMS
(5) FLEET REPLICATED, BUT NOT AS STRONG AS ORIGINALS. GAINED HUGE MOOK FLEET.
Make Misko sign anti-bacon pact, create vegetarian sector on Mars! Give Corai epic haus there for his glorious anti-bacon efforts! Use flaming undergarments to cut GWG's universe in pieces!
(5) YOU ASK MISKO27 TO SIGN A PAPER. HE AGREES. YOU MAKE PAPER INTO ANTI-BACON PACT. SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE OF MARS NOW DEDICATED VEGETARIAN SECTOR. DON'T HAVE "HAUS" TO GIVE TO CORAI. GREATWYRMGOLD'S EXCITING UNIVERSE IS NOW TWO SMALLER EXCITING UNIVERSES.
((The hell is a haus?))
BRING IN FLEETS FROM REST OF EARTHS SPACE TERRITORY TO A COPY OF SOLAR SYSTEM UNDER MY CONTROL. HAVE THEM DEFEND COPY OF SOLAR SYSTEM. MAKE COPY OF SOLAR SYSTEM DEFENCES IMPENATRABLE.
(5) EARTH HAS NO SPACE TERRITORY. COPY SOLAR SYSTEM IS MUCH WEAKER THAN ORIGINAL.
GO TO WHEREVER MISKO IS AND EXPLODE AGAIN.
(5) YOU FIND MISKO27 AND EXPLODE AGAIN. EXPLOSION BEGINS TO VANISH! YOU MANAGE TO LEAVE EXPLOSION BEFORE VANISHING. SOME EXPLOSION POWER DISAPPEARS TOO! EXPLOSION LVL REDUCED TO 1!
((Don't worry, you can bring it back up later. For now I suggest you focus on other stats.))
NPC ACTIONS:
(?) EVERYWHERE IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM CREATURES OF ALL KINDS SEEM TO BE EVACUATING SOLAR SYSTEM. THE DOLPHINS EVEN SING A SONG THANKING HUMANITY FOR ALL THE FISH! IF THEY ARE RUNNING FROM SOME UNKNOWN INCOMING THREAT THAT HAS BEEN FORESHADOWED FOR A WHILE, IT WOULD BE A DANG GOOD IDEA TO ACTUALLY START PREPARING FOR IT.
(5) DR. FURIO TIGRE INVESTIGATES DISAPPEARANCE OF INSECTS. LUCKILY HE NOTICES ANIMALS LEAVING. HE OBSERVES THEIR MOVEMENT PATTERN, AND FINDS THAT THEY ARE ALL MOVING DIRECTLY AWAY FROM WHERE VENUS WAS BEFORE IT VANISHED. HE USES HIS SMELL-O-SCOPE TO OBSERVE WHERE VENUS WAS, AND FINDS THAT IT SMELLS HEAVILY OF BRIMSTONE. BURNING BRIMSTONE. HE IMMEDIATELY REPORTS TO MISKO27.
(1) UNFORTUNATELY THE GREAT GENIUS FURIO TIGRE HAS NO LEADS FOR THE DISAPPEARANCE OF THE ANTI-BACON SQUAD MEMBERS. HE IS NOT ABLE TO DETERMINE ANYTHING.
(5) HORDE OF HAPPY PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10 EVOLVES AGAIN. HORDE OF HAPPY PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10 IS NOW LEGION OF HAPPY PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10. HOLY COW RANDOM.ORG LOVES THE THIS GUY.
(6) CATS CONSUME CATNIPSPLOSION AND BECOME VERY HORNY. CATS HAS INCREASED IN SIZE BACK TO CATSPLOSION. AFTER MESSY LOVE SESSION UBER-SHIP IS COVERED IN STICKY... CAT... SWEAT. YEAH, THAT'S IT, SWEAT.
GreatWyrmGold: IS AWESOMELY SELF-PRESERVING, CANNOT BE KILLED, HAS NUKE AND RADIATION SUIT, HAS TWO MEDIUM-SIZED EXCITING UNIVERSE, HAS INVERSION SKILL
dermonster: IS AWESOME, CAN DERM STUFF
Caerwyn: IS AWESOME SIDEKICK
killerforhell1111: IS SLIME KING OF AWESOME, FUSION OF KILLERHELLHOUND AND FORSAKEN1111, INSIDE SUPER BLACK HOLE
Yoink: IS AWESOMELY SEDUCTIVE, MAX RELATIONSHIP WITH KILLERFORHELL1111's QUEEN , HAS AWESOME MANSION, IS VEGETARIAN, SLAVE MINES (+100 IRON EACH TURN), TACTICAL GENIUS, LVL 2 FORNICATOR, 3 RELATIONSHIP POINTS WITH SUN
Greenstarfanatic: IS AWESOME WINGMAN, HAS LOTS OF BEER
10ebbor10: IS AWESOME SABOTEUR x 2
anailater: IS AWESOME SIDEKICK
RTD: IS AWESOME MAGICIAN
Kedly: IS SUPER AWESOME RUBIX-CUBE-POOPMAGICIAN
pisskop: IS AWESOME DWARF ADOPTED BY CATSPLOSION, HAS UBER-SHIP AND CAT ARMY
Tavik Toth: IS AWESOME WARMONGER, HAS TNSBCCSST, IS VERY GOOD AT MASS EFFECT, DOESN'T HATE EARTH LIKE ALL YOU OTHER CRAZY PEOPLE, IS AWESOME ALLIANCE-FOUNDER, GOOD AT PROPAGATING PROPAGANDA, HAS WEAKER COPY OF SOLAR SYSTEM
Donuts: IS AWESOME MOUSE GOD, HAS GALAXY, HAS MOUSE HOLE, HAS FIRE CYBERMOUSE MINIONS, HAS ASTRAL DIPLOMACY SKILLS, IS RICH, VICE PRESIDENT OF MARS AND SECRETARY OF STATE OF MARS, HAS CYBERMOUSE PUPPET KING, FRIENDS WITH ABCS, HAS FLAMING WOODEN UNDERGARMENTS
Misko27: IS AWESOMELY BACON AVATAR, HAS BACON VISION AND SWORD, FOUNDER OF BACON RELIGION, HAS SOMEWHAT REDUNDANT ADDITIONAL BACON POWER, RULER OF BECONURY, HEAD OF THE BACONIC COUNCIL, FRIENDS WITH MOON TYRANT, HAS ONE HAPPY ANTI-SHIPS, HAS ONE ANNOYED ANTI-SHIP, HAS ASTEROIDS, DR. FURIO TIGRE WORKS FOR HIM
Joben: IS AWESOME SPEAR THROWER
Spinal_Taper: ARE AWESOME BIONICLES, RULES CALDARIA, HIRED PLAYER CHARACTER IN MOUNT&BLADE WARBANDS, GRADUATED TO MOUNT&BLADE 2, IS CAPTAIN AMERICA OF BACON, OWES PHONE COMPANY
jetex1911: IS AWESOME CTHULZUES
wsoxfan: IS AWESOME NUCLEAR SKY-LAND-BATTLESHIP PILOT, OWNS MARS, HAS 13 NUCLEAR FLYING BATTLESHIP CARRIERS, HAS 1 FLAMING NUCLEAR FLYING BATTLESHIP CARRIER HAS 0 IRON, 880 OIL, AND 99999999999999999999999996999 FLAMING WOOD, CONTROLS JUPITER AND SATURN
Xantalos: IS AWESOMELY ANTI-MATH, LEGENDARY COOK, CAN TRANSFORM INTO OLD SPICE GUY, IS RICH, OLD SPICE GUY FORM (2 TURNS), SMELLS NICE
da_nang: IS AWESOME SEVERAL-TIME DESTROYER OF REALITY, ALSO HAS REALITY POCKET DIMENSION, ABOVE-AVERAGE HEALTH REGENERATION, IS VERY GOOD AT HALO, HAS SUPER AWESOME HALO FLEET, HAS LARGE MOOK FLEET
Praecordia: IS AWESOME CHARMISMATIC ANTI-HERO, OWNS LARGE MOB OF PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10, HAS LESSER POWER OF RAGE
Tiruin: IS AWESOME PARKOURIST
bukitodinos: IS AWESOME POKEMON PLAYER
Corai: IS AWESOME LEADER OF ABCS, IS SUPER-MOTIVATED, IS SUNBURNED, LIKES GENOCIDE
Fireiy: IS AWESOMELY JUDICIAL, OWNER OF BOTTOMLESS WAD OF CASH, HATES WHEN OTHERS MAKE MONEY, HAS PILE OF MISKO27 AND GREATWYRMGOLD'S MONEY.
GoombaGeek: IS AWESOME ARSONIST, HAS PLUTONIUM
LordSlowpoke: IS AWESOME SPACEMOONWALKER, HAS SUNFLOWER GARDEN ON SUN
GUNINANRUNIN: IS AWESOME OWNER OF ANTI-DIMENSIONAL COLOSSEUM
miauw62: IS AWESOME CRATER-CREATOR, HAS EXPLODING SKILLS LVL 1
QUEEN: STILL TECHNICALLY MARRIED TO KILLERFORHELL1111, ELOPED WITH YOINK, LIVES IN AWESOME MANSION
Praecordia's LEGION OF HAPPY PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10: IS COMPLETELY LOYAL TO PRAECORDIA, HAS LONGSWORD
CATSPLOSION: LOYAL TO PISSKOP, WELL RESTED
EARTH MILITARY: IN SPACE DEAD
SUPERMEN: VAIN, STUPID, HAVE SPACESHIP, NEARLY EXTINCT DEAD
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