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[Fireiy]

STAND AGAINST MISKOS GROWING AMORALISM!

FINE. NO FAUX-CONSUMPTION OF SENTIENT BEING.
>STILL GET THE SCIENTISTS WORKING ON THAT ANOMALY.
>HIRE BACON PHOENIX WRIGHT INSTEAD
>LAUNCH PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE ON SUN. CONQUER SUN FOR EXTRA-CRISPAY BACON.
WE WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE

Make sure he hires Furio Tigre instead.

[GreatWyrmGold]

SPLIT UNIVERSE IN HALF
THEN HALVES IN HALF
ETC UNTIL UNIVERSE IS INFINITE NUMBER OF INFINITELY SMALL UNIVII

PREVENT ACTION BY DESTROYING UNIVERSE FIRST.
THE BIG ONE, NOT MY LITTLE ONE.

IS INSIDE OUT UNIVERSE
DESTROYING IT ONLY FLIPS IT INSIDE OUT AGAIN, THEN BACK TO WHERE IT WAS IN THE FIRST PLACE
HAH

HUH?

YOU'VE BEEN OUTLOGIK'D

THAT WOULD REQUIRE YOU TO HAVE LOGIC.

EXAMPLE:
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID BECAUSE WOOKIES WOULD TEAR EACH OTHERS' ARMS OFF IN THE MEANTIME, WHICH IS IMPOSSIBLE AS WOOKIES ARE TOUGHER THAN THEY ARE STRONG.
BEAT THAT.

[Xantalos]

WOOKIES HAVE NO ARMS.

[Yoink]

>THEN INITIATE MATING RITUAL WITH QUEEN

YOU SKIP MOST IMPORTANT PART OF ACTION

>DO THAT

ALSO, >PREVENT SUN FROM BEING DESTROYED

SUN IS PRETTY BRO

[da_nang]

>CREATE REPLICATORS
>ASSIMILATE FLEET WITH REPLICATOR TECH AND MORE ZPMS
>CREATE UNSTOPPABLE ARMADA THROUGH MASSIVE REPLICATION AND MORE ZPMS

[Donuts]

Make Misko sign anti-bacon pact, create vegetarian sector on Mars! Give Corai epic haus there for his glorious anti-bacon efforts! Use flaming undergarments to cut GWG's universe in pieces!

[LordSlowpoke]

FARM SUNFLOWERS ON THE SUN

[Tavik Toth]

BRING IN FLEETS FROM REST OF EARTHS SPACE TERRITORY TO A COPY OF SOLAR SYSTEM UNDER MY CONTROL. HAVE THEM DEFEND COPY OF SOLAR SYSTEM. MAKE COPY OF SOLAR SYSTEM DEFENCES IMPENATRABLE.

[GreatWyrmGold]

WOOKIES HAVE NO ARMS.

THEN EXPLAIN WHAT THOSE THINGS HANGING FROM CHEWBACA'S SHOULDERS ARE.

[forsaken1111]

WOOKIES HAVE NO ARMS.

THEN EXPLAIN WHAT THOSE THINGS HANGING FROM CHEWBACA'S SHOULDERS ARE.

GENETALIA

[Yoink]

CANNOT UNSEE

[GreatWyrmGold]

WOOKIES HAVE NO ARMS.

THEN EXPLAIN WHAT THOSE THINGS HANGING FROM CHEWBACA'S SHOULDERS ARE.

GENETALIA

I THINK THAT IF THEY WERE GENETALIA, THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY HANGING FROM FEMALE WOOKIES' SHOULDERS AND THEY COULDN'T BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS.

[forsaken1111]

WOOKIES HAVE NO ARMS.

THEN EXPLAIN WHAT THOSE THINGS HANGING FROM CHEWBACA'S SHOULDERS ARE.

GENETALIA

I THINK THAT IF THEY WERE GENETALIA, THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY HANGING FROM FEMALE WOOKIES' SHOULDERS AND THEY COULDN'T BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS.

FEMALE WOOKIES ARE 3FT TALL AND ARE KNOWN AS EWOKS. THEY HAVE NORMAL ARMS.

MALE WOOKIE GENETALIA ARE PREHENSILE AND CAN BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS

WHY DO YOU THINK HAN WARNED ABOUT WOOKIES RIPPING ARMS OFF WHEN THEY LOSE? ITS FOR MATING, THEY MATE WITH YOU THAT WAY

[GreatWyrmGold]

WOOKIES HAVE NO ARMS.

THEN EXPLAIN WHAT THOSE THINGS HANGING FROM CHEWBACA'S SHOULDERS ARE.

GENETALIA

I THINK THAT IF THEY WERE GENETALIA, THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY HANGING FROM FEMALE WOOKIES' SHOULDERS AND THEY COULDN'T BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS.

FEMALE WOOKIES ARE 3FT TALL AND ARE KNOWN AS EWOKS. THEY HAVE NORMAL ARMS.

MALE WOOKIE GENETALIA ARE PREHENSILE AND CAN BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS

WHY DO YOU THINK HAN WARNED ABOUT WOOKIES RIPPING ARMS OFF WHEN THEY LOSE? ITS FOR MATING, THEY MATE WITH YOU THAT WAY

WAIT...XANTALOS'S LOGIC LEADS TO PARADOXICAL, HOMOSEXUAL WOOKIES?

[forsaken1111]

WOOKIES HAVE NO ARMS.

THEN EXPLAIN WHAT THOSE THINGS HANGING FROM CHEWBACA'S SHOULDERS ARE.

GENETALIA

I THINK THAT IF THEY WERE GENETALIA, THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY HANGING FROM FEMALE WOOKIES' SHOULDERS AND THEY COULDN'T BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS.

FEMALE WOOKIES ARE 3FT TALL AND ARE KNOWN AS EWOKS. THEY HAVE NORMAL ARMS.

MALE WOOKIE GENETALIA ARE PREHENSILE AND CAN BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS

WHY DO YOU THINK HAN WARNED ABOUT WOOKIES RIPPING ARMS OFF WHEN THEY LOSE? ITS FOR MATING, THEY MATE WITH YOU THAT WAY

WAIT...XANTALOS'S LOGIC LEADS TO PARADOXICAL, HOMOSEXUAL WOOKIES?

SURE WHY NOT ITS THE FUTURE