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BAH. STUPID SUPERMEN.
GET BORED AND CREATE NEW UNIVERSE.
(5) YOUR UNIVERSE IS MADE OF EXCITING. GAINED ITEM: EXCITING UNIVERSE
GO TO MISKO'S HOME DRESSED AS A BACON LOVER. EAT (FAKE) BACON WHILE EXPLORING. FIND SAFE, CRACK SAFE AND PUBLISH WHATEVER IS FOUND IN IT.
ALSO HAVE BACON WORKERS RECRUIT MORE PEOPLE TO JOIN THE FIGHT. SEND ALL OTHER MEMBERS TO ATTACK ARMY BASES AND CIA.
(5) PROGRESS IS MADE TOWARD DESTROYING BACON UTOPIA.
BLOCK A RANDOM PLAYER FROM EXISTENCE.
(5) XANTALOS IS NOW BLOCKED FROM EXISTENCE. HE CAN ONLY RE-ENTER IF HE ROLLS A 5, AT WHICH POINT HE CAN PERFORM ANOTHER ACTION. XANTALOS HAS UNEASY FEELING.
YES. HAVE FREED THE MOON MAN TO BE EVIL TYRANT, MANY GOOD TRADE DEALS TO BE HAD.
ESTABLISH TRADE RELATIONS WITH EARTH GOVERNMENT AND MOON MEN TO INCREASE RESOURCES
RAID ANTI-BACON CRIME SQUAD SAFEHOUSE
MAKE EXAMPLE, EXECUTE EVERYONE THERE. POSSIBLY INCLUDING CORAI IF HES THERE. ANY HOMELESS PEOPLE ARE INCLUDED.
DECLARE MARSHAL LAW.
Become the spirit of bacon. Assist Misko.s\
(5+1=5) BACON CARNIVAL LIBERATED FROM BACON-HATERS. VEGETARIANS GUILLOTINED.
(5) SPINAL_TAPER GAINED NEW FORM: SPIRIT OF BACON
Arrest supermen.
(5) SUPERMEN AWAITING TRIAL.
>HAVE SANGHELIOS SWEAR FEALTY TO ME. RECRUIT SANGHEILI ARMED FORCES. FORM COVENANT AND BE THE SOLE PROPHET, SUPREME LEADER OF THE COVENANT.
(5) VIDEO GAMES ARE FUN. SHAME THEY AREN'T REAL, LIKE HOW POCKET DIMENSIONS AND BACON MERCURY ARE. GAINED SKILL: VERY GOOD AT HALO.
TURN MARS INTO WOOD. MAKE MORE FLYING NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIERS. DESTROY ALL SUPERMEN.
(5) MARS IS NOW WOOD. +100000000000000000000000000000 WOOD. YOU MAKE 6 NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIERS. RESOURCES:7400 IRON, 5880 OIL, AND 99999999999999999999999997600 WOOD. YOU ATTACK SUPERMEN, BUT SOME... VANISH. THE HECK? SOME NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIERS REPORT SMELLING BRIMSTONE IN SPACE.
USE ASTRAL DIPLOMACY ON CORAI! LEND HIM SOME (MILLITARY) COMPANIES OF CYBERMICE! ALSO TELL WSOXFAN THAT THE CYBERMICE CAN'T LIVE ON WOOD! THEY ARE IMPORTANT! ATLEAST MAKE SOME OF MARS METAL! PERFECT FOR CYBERMICE!
(5) MARS IS NOW PART METAL. YOU SEND SOME MICE TO AID ABCS.
Set fire to Wood-Mars, roast marshmallow
(5) MARS IS NOW ON FIRE. WSOXFAN LOST 99999999999999999999999997600 WOOD. WSOXFAN GAINED 99999999999999999999999997600 FLAMING WOOD. SOME CYBERMICE GAIN FIRE POWERS. ITEM GAINED: MARS-HMALLOW
HAVE EARTH, moon AND MARS JOIN IN ALLIANCE AGAINST ANTI BACON SQUAD AND COVENANT.
(5) MARS IS NOT SURE WHERE IT STANDS ON THAT. MOON HAPPILY JOINS FIGHT. EARTH IS STILL TIRED FROM HAVING BEEN DESTROYED.
EXPLODE AGAIN.
(5) BOOM. AGAIN. THE CRATER IS BIGGER, AND YOU ARE NOW EVEN BETTER AT EXPLODING. EXPLODING LVL 2!
NPC ACTIONS:
(6) LARGE MOB OF PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10 LOOKS FOR PRESENT FOR PRAECORDIA. FIND CRACKPOT INSTEAD. CRACKPOT SAYS GREAT EVIL IS COMING. LARGE MOB OF PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10 BECOMES DEPRESSED. LARGE MOB OF SAD PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10 LOCKS SELF IN ROOM AND WRITES IN MOB DIARY.
(2) CATSPLOSION TAKES NAP, ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED EVACUATE CARGO BUTTON. CARGO GONE NOW. CATSPLOSION WELL RESTED THOUGH.
(3) SUPERMEN FIND SPACESHIP, BULLY ALIENS UNTIL THEY GIVE IT TO THEM. SUPERMEN ACQUIRED ITEM: SPACESHIP
GreatWyrmGold: IS AWESOMELY SELF-PRESERVING, CANNOT BE KILLED, HAS NUKE AND RADIATION SUIT, HAS EXCITING UNIVERSE
dermonster: IS AWESOME, CAN DERM STUFF
Caerwyn: IS AWESOME SIDEKICK
killerforhell1111: IS SLIME KING OF AWESOME, FUSION OF KILLERHELLHOUND AND FORSAKEN1111, INSIDE SUPER BLACK HOLE
Yoink: IS AWESOMELY SEDUCTIVE, MAX RELATIONSHIP WITH KILLERFORHELL1111's QUEEN , HAS AWESOME MANSION, IS VEGETARIAN, SLAVE MINES (+100 IRON EACH TURN)
Greenstarfanatic: IS AWESOME WINGMAN, HAS LOTS OF BEER
10ebbor10: IS AWESOME SABOTEUR x 2
anailater: IS AWESOME SIDEKICK
RTD: IS AWESOME MAGICIAN
Kedly: IS SUPER AWESOME RUBIX-CUBE-POOPMAGICIAN
pisskop: IS AWESOME DWARF ADOPTED BY A CATSPLOSION, HAS UBER-SHIP AND CAT ARMY
Tavik Toth: IS AWESOME WARMONGER, HAS TNSBCCSST, IS VERY GOOD AT MASS EFFECT, DOESN'T HATE EARTH LIKE ALL YOU OTHER CRAZY PEOPLE, IS AWESOME ALLIANCE-FOUNDER
Donuts: IS AWESOME MOUSE GOD, HAS GALAXY, HAS MOUSE HOLE, HAS CYBERMOUSE MINIONS, HAS ASTRAL DIPLOMACY SKILLS, IS RICH, VICE PRESIDENT OF MARS AND SECRETARY OF STATE OF MARS, HAS CYBERMOUSE PUPPET KING, FRIENDS WITH ABCS
Misko27: IS AWESOMELY BACON AVATAR, HAS BACON VISION AND SWORD, FOUNDER OF BACON RELIGION, HAS SOMEWHAT REDUNDANT ADDITIONAL BACON POWER, RULER OF BECONURY, HEAD OF THE BACONIC COUNCIL, FRIENDS WITH MOON TYRANT
Joben: IS AWESOME SPEAR THROWER
Spinal_Taper: ARE AWESOME BIONICLES, RULES CALDARIA, HIRED PLAYER CHARACTER IN MOUNT&BLADE WARBANDS, GRADUATED TO MOUNT&BLADE 2, IN SPIRIT OF BACON FORM
jetex1911: IS AWESOME CTHULZUES
wsoxfan: IS AWESOME NUCLEAR SKY-LAND-BATTLESHIP PILOT, OWNS MARS, HAS 13 NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIERS, HAS 7400 IRON, 5880 OIL, AND 99999999999999999999999997600 FLAMING WOOD, CONTROLS JUPITER AND SATURN
Xantalos: IS AWESOMELY ANTI-MATH, LEGENDARY COOK, CAN TRANSFORM INTO OLD SPICE GUY, IS RICH, OLD SPICE GUY FORM (4 TURNS), SMELLS NICE, OUTSIDE OF EXISTENCE
da_nang: IS AWESOME SEVERAL-TIME DESTROYER OF REALITY, ALSO HAS REALITY POCKET DIMENSION, ABOVE-AVERAGE HEALTH REGENERATION, IS VERY GOOD AT HALO
Praecordia: IS AWESOME CHARMISMATIC ANTI-HERO, OWNS LARGE MOB OF PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10, HAS LESSER POWER OF RAGE
Tiruin: IS AWESOME PARKOURIST
bukitodinos: IS AWESOME POKEMON PLAYER
Corai: IS AWESOME LEADER OF ABCS, IS SUPER-MOTIVATED
Fireiy: IS AWESOMELY JUDICIAL, OWNER OF BOTTOMLESS WAD OF CASH, HATES WHEN OTHERS MAKE MONEY
GoombaGeek: IS AWESOME, HAS PLUTONIUM
LordSlowpoke: IS AWESOME SPACEMOONWALKER
GUNINANRUNIN: IS AWESOME OWNER OF ANTI-DIMENSIONAL COLOSSEUM
miauw62: IS AWESOME CRATER-CREATOR, HAS EXPLODING SKILLS LVL 2
QUEEN: STILL TECHNICALLY MARRIED TO KILLERFORHELL1111, ELOPED WITH YOINK, LIVES IN AWESOME MANSION
Praecordia's LARGE MOB OF SAD PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10: IS COMPLETELY LOYAL TO PRAECORDIA, HAS LONGSWORD, DEPRESSED
A CATSPLOSION: LOYAL TO PISSKOP, HAS CATNIPSPLOSION, WELL RESTED
EARTH MILITARY: IN SPACE DEAD
SUPERMEN: VAIN, STUPID, HAVE SPACESHIP, ALMOST EXTINCT
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