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da_nang

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #150 on: October 15, 2012, 01:16:03 am »

>HAVE SANGHELIOS SWEAR FEALTY TO ME. RECRUIT SANGHEILI ARMED FORCES. FORM COVENANT AND BE THE SOLE PROPHET, SUPREME LEADER OF THE COVENANT.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #151 on: October 15, 2012, 01:17:00 am »

TURN MARS INTO WOOD. MAKE MORE FLYING NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIERS. DESTROY ALL SUPERMEN.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #152 on: October 15, 2012, 02:12:01 am »

USE ASTRAL DIPLOMACY ON CORAI! LEND HIM SOME (MILLITARY) COMPANIES OF CYBERMICE! ALSO TELL WSOXFAN THAT THE CYBERMICE CAN'T LIVE ON WOOD! THEY ARE IMPORTANT! ATLEAST MAKE SOME OF MARS METAL! PERFECT FOR CYBERMICE!
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #153 on: October 15, 2012, 06:42:31 am »

Set fire to Wood-Mars, roast marshmallow
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #154 on: October 15, 2012, 08:57:28 am »

HAVE EARTH, moon AND MARS JOIN IN ALLIANCE AGAINST ANTI BACON SQUAD AND COVENANT.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #155 on: October 15, 2012, 10:47:36 am »

HAVE EARTH, moon AND MARS JOIN IN ALLIANCE AGAINST ANTI BACON SQUAD AND COVENANT.
Pfft, I am vice president of Mars! I WILL VETO THIS!
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #156 on: October 15, 2012, 12:13:31 pm »

EXPLODE AGAIN.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #157 on: October 15, 2012, 12:14:38 pm »

HAVE EARTH, moon AND MARS JOIN IN ALLIANCE AGAINST ANTI BACON SQUAD AND COVENANT.
Pfft, I am vice president of Mars! I WILL VETO THIS!
I like that you're against the alliance but you're okay with us turning mars into wood and then setting it on fire. You have my vote sir!
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #158 on: October 15, 2012, 01:59:18 pm »

HAVE EARTH, moon AND MARS JOIN IN ALLIANCE AGAINST ANTI BACON SQUAD AND COVENANT.
Pfft, I am vice president of Mars! I WILL VETO THIS!
I like that you're against the alliance but you're okay with us turning mars into wood and then setting it on fire. You have my vote sir!
I will never have Mars turned into wood! I want a metallic cybermouse heaven made of metal! And i heavily support Anti Bacon Squad!
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #159 on: October 15, 2012, 10:28:11 pm »

PREVIOUS TURN
NEXT TURN

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BAH. STUPID SUPERMEN.

GET BORED AND CREATE NEW UNIVERSE.
(5) YOUR UNIVERSE IS MADE OF EXCITING. GAINED ITEM: EXCITING UNIVERSE

GO TO MISKO'S HOME DRESSED AS A BACON LOVER. EAT (FAKE) BACON WHILE EXPLORING. FIND SAFE, CRACK SAFE AND PUBLISH WHATEVER IS FOUND IN IT.

ALSO HAVE BACON WORKERS RECRUIT MORE PEOPLE TO JOIN THE FIGHT. SEND ALL OTHER MEMBERS TO ATTACK ARMY BASES AND CIA.
(5) PROGRESS IS MADE TOWARD DESTROYING BACON UTOPIA.

BLOCK A RANDOM PLAYER FROM EXISTENCE.
(5) XANTALOS IS NOW BLOCKED FROM EXISTENCE. HE CAN ONLY RE-ENTER IF HE ROLLS A 5, AT WHICH POINT HE CAN PERFORM ANOTHER ACTION. XANTALOS HAS UNEASY FEELING.

YES. HAVE FREED THE MOON MAN TO BE EVIL TYRANT, MANY GOOD TRADE DEALS TO BE HAD.

ESTABLISH TRADE RELATIONS WITH EARTH GOVERNMENT AND MOON MEN TO INCREASE RESOURCES
RAID ANTI-BACON CRIME SQUAD SAFEHOUSE
MAKE EXAMPLE, EXECUTE EVERYONE THERE. POSSIBLY INCLUDING CORAI IF HES THERE. ANY HOMELESS PEOPLE ARE INCLUDED.
DECLARE MARSHAL LAW.

Become the spirit of bacon. Assist Misko.s\
(5+1=5) BACON CARNIVAL LIBERATED FROM BACON-HATERS. VEGETARIANS GUILLOTINED.
(5) SPINAL_TAPER GAINED NEW FORM: SPIRIT OF BACON

Arrest supermen.
(5) SUPERMEN AWAITING TRIAL.

>HAVE SANGHELIOS SWEAR FEALTY TO ME. RECRUIT SANGHEILI ARMED FORCES. FORM COVENANT AND BE THE SOLE PROPHET, SUPREME LEADER OF THE COVENANT.
(5) VIDEO GAMES ARE FUN. SHAME THEY AREN'T REAL, LIKE HOW POCKET DIMENSIONS AND BACON MERCURY ARE. GAINED SKILL: VERY GOOD AT HALO.

TURN MARS INTO WOOD. MAKE MORE FLYING NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIERS. DESTROY ALL SUPERMEN.
(5) MARS IS NOW WOOD. +100000000000000000000000000000 WOOD. YOU MAKE 6 NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIERS. RESOURCES:7400 IRON, 5880 OIL, AND 99999999999999999999999997600 WOOD. YOU ATTACK SUPERMEN, BUT SOME... VANISH. THE HECK? SOME NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIERS REPORT SMELLING BRIMSTONE IN SPACE.

USE ASTRAL DIPLOMACY ON CORAI! LEND HIM SOME (MILLITARY) COMPANIES OF CYBERMICE! ALSO TELL WSOXFAN THAT THE CYBERMICE CAN'T LIVE ON WOOD! THEY ARE IMPORTANT! ATLEAST MAKE SOME OF MARS METAL! PERFECT FOR CYBERMICE!
(5) MARS IS NOW PART METAL. YOU SEND SOME MICE TO AID ABCS.

Set fire to Wood-Mars, roast marshmallow
(5) MARS IS NOW ON FIRE. WSOXFAN LOST 99999999999999999999999997600 WOOD. WSOXFAN GAINED 99999999999999999999999997600 FLAMING WOOD. SOME CYBERMICE GAIN FIRE POWERS. ITEM GAINED: MARS-HMALLOW

HAVE EARTH, moon AND MARS JOIN IN ALLIANCE AGAINST ANTI BACON SQUAD AND COVENANT.
(5) MARS IS NOT SURE WHERE IT STANDS ON THAT. MOON HAPPILY JOINS FIGHT. EARTH IS STILL TIRED FROM HAVING BEEN DESTROYED.

EXPLODE AGAIN.
(5) BOOM. AGAIN. THE CRATER IS BIGGER, AND YOU ARE NOW EVEN BETTER AT EXPLODING. EXPLODING LVL 2!

NPC ACTIONS:

(6) LARGE MOB OF PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10 LOOKS FOR PRESENT FOR PRAECORDIA. FIND CRACKPOT INSTEAD. CRACKPOT SAYS GREAT EVIL IS COMING. LARGE MOB OF PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10 BECOMES DEPRESSED. LARGE MOB OF SAD PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10 LOCKS SELF IN ROOM AND WRITES IN MOB DIARY.

(2) CATSPLOSION TAKES NAP, ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED EVACUATE CARGO BUTTON. CARGO GONE NOW. CATSPLOSION WELL RESTED THOUGH.

(3) SUPERMEN FIND SPACESHIP, BULLY ALIENS UNTIL THEY GIVE IT TO THEM. SUPERMEN ACQUIRED ITEM: SPACESHIP

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« Last Edit: October 27, 2012, 02:30:05 pm by peglegpengeuin »
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #160 on: October 15, 2012, 10:29:54 pm »

MAKE UNIVERSE BIGGER AND BETTER.
MOVE THERE.
BECOME BENEVOLENT, EFFICIENT DICTATOR. ALSO IMMORTAL AND EFFECTIVE.
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misko27

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #161 on: October 15, 2012, 10:34:56 pm »

YES. I KNEW BACON WOULD SAVE US/

AGGRESIVELY EXPAND BACON EMPIRE TO ASTEROID BELT, CLAIMING CONTROL OF THAT SPACE
DEFEND THE SUPERMEN IN COURT TO GAIN LOYALTY
SEND SUPERMEN AFTER CORAI AND COVENANT.
MAKE FLAMING NUCLEAR FLYING BATTLESHIP CARRIERS. HAVE THEM ATTACK FORSAKEN111. CONTINUE KILLING SUPERMEN. CAPTURE SUN.
FIGHT TO DEFEND SOLAR SPACE. ENGAGE WITH HIS BATTLE SHIPS.
« Last Edit: October 15, 2012, 11:01:24 pm by misko27 »
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #162 on: October 15, 2012, 10:42:30 pm »

HAVE SQUAD MATES CONTINUE ATTACKING CORRUPT GOVERNMENT BUILDINGS, RECRUIT SOLDIERS TO CAUSE.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #163 on: October 15, 2012, 10:44:34 pm »

YES. I KNEW BACON WOULD SAVE US/

AGGRESIVELY EXPAND BACON EMPIRE TO ASTEROID BELT, CLAIMING CONTROL OF THAT SPACE
DEFEND THE SUPERMEN IN COURT TO GAAIN LOYALTY
SEND SUPERMEN AFTER CORAI AND COVENANT.


IMPEDE EXPANSION.
AID SUPERMEN DEFENSE. IMPEDE GAIN OF LOYALTY.
AID ATTACK ON CORAI, BECAUSE WHY NOT.
ALSO, CORAI HAS NOT NOTICED MY KOBOLD CAMP.
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misko27

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #164 on: October 15, 2012, 10:45:04 pm »

HAVE SQUAD MATES CONTINUE ATTACKING CORRUPT GOVERNMENT BUILDINGS, RECRUIT SOLDIERS TO CAUSE.
HA. EVERYONE KNOWS I JUST EXECUTED MANY OF YOUR SQUADMATES FOR BEING FILTHY VEGETARIANS.

YES. I KNEW BACON WOULD SAVE US/

AGGRESIVELY EXPAND BACON EMPIRE TO ASTEROID BELT, CLAIMING CONTROL OF THAT SPACE
DEFEND THE SUPERMEN IN COURT TO GAAIN LOYALTY
SEND SUPERMEN AFTER CORAI AND COVENANT.


IMPEDE EXPANSION.
AID SUPERMEN DEFENSE. IMPEDE GAIN OF LOYALTY.
AID ATTACK ON CORAI, BECAUSE WHY NOT.
ALSO, CORAI HAS NOT NOTICED MY KOBOLD CAMP.
FUCK YOU.
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