PREVIOUS TURNNEXT TURNKILL SUPERMEN.
SAVE NUKE FOR LATER.
(5) YOU ATTACK THE SUPERNOVA SUPERMEN. YOU KILL FIVE OF THEM BEFORE THEY RUN AWAY.
MOONWALK INTO SOLAR SYSTEM
TELL EVERYONE TO BEAT IT
(5) YOU MOONWALK-FLOAT INTO SOLAR SYSTEM, AND SAY TO NOBODY IN PARTICULAR TO BEAT IT. A FEW SMALL ASTEROIDS IN THE ASTEROID BELT LEAVE.
BUILD MASSIVE ANTI-SHIP DEFENSE.
LAUNCH MASSIVE COUNTER-ATTACK TO FREE MOON.
(5) YOU SPEND 3000 IRON, 3000 OIL, AND 7000 WOOD CONSTRUCTING 2 ANTI-SHIPS BEFORE RUNNING OUT OF RESOURCES. YOU NOW HAVE 6000 IRON, 2000 OIL, AND 120 WOOD. (5) THEY EASILY CRUSH WSOXAN'S FORCES AND LIBERATE MOON. MOON EMPEROR THANKS YOU, AND RETURNS TO BEING EVIL TYRANT.
TRANSFORM INTO OLD SPICE GUY
TURN EVERYONE ELSE INTO OLD SPICE, EXTENDING MY TRANSFORMATION
(5) YOU BECOME OLD SPICE GUY, AND RADIATE OLD-SPICE OUTWARD. SOME PEOPLE TRANSFORM INTO OLD SPICE, BUT MOST JUST SMELL BETTER. YOU DO FEEL STRONGER, THOUGH. TRANSFORMATION "OLD SPICE GUY" FOR 5 MORE TURNS.
ATTACK PRO-BACON CRIME SQUAD. UNTIL THEY ARE DESTROYED.
IF FAILS, DISCOVER PRO-BACON CRIME SQUAD BACKERS LIST.
(5) PBCS HEADQUARTERS LOCATED AND STORMED. GAINED HEADQUARTERS "BACON CARNIVAL".
INVADE MASS EFFECT KILL REAPERs AND TURIAN COUNCILLOR THEN DESTORT ALL OF EXISTENCE EXCEPT FROM THE EARTHS SOLAR SYSTEM AND ALPA CENTARUI IN BOTH HOME UNIVERSE AND MASS EFFECT. ALSO HAVE EARTH COME BACK.
(5) YOU HAVE SOME FUN PLAYING MASS EFFECT. THEN YOU MAKE EARTH RESPAWN.
>BUILD MINING OFFICE GOOD DISTANCE AWAY FROM MANSION
>ADVERTISE FOR WORKERS FOR SLAVE-MINES
>WINE & DINE THE QUEEN SOME MORE
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"DON'T WORRY CORAI
I ON YOUR SIDE
YOU FIGHT GOOD FIGHT"
>SAY THIS ON LONG-DISTANCE TELEPHONE CALL
>MAKE SURE I HAVE COOL OLD RETRO PHONE WITH ROTATING DIAL
(5) SLAVE MINES FILL WITH SLAVE WORKERS. THEN YOU EAT WITH QUEEN. (5) QUEEN RELATIONSHIP MAXED OUT. YOU ALSO TELL CORAI THAT HE HAS YOUR SUPPORT.
>ABSORB ENERGY FROM REALITY POCKET DIMENSION. RECEIVE EXTREME HEALTH REGENERATION POWER.
(5) YOU ABSORB SOME REALITY ENERGY, AND CHANNEL IT INTO IMPROVING YOUR HEALTH REGENERATION.
End this reality. Trap all the survivors in anti-dimensional death-match.
(5) YOU DO NOT HAVE ANY REALITIES. DA_NANG HAS ONE, BUT I DOUBT HE'D LEND IT TO YOU. YOU CREATE AN ANTI-DIMENSIONAL COLOSSEUM.
((Thanks for the clarification, Peg.))
Fly into space and toss a ball made of Rules 63 and 34 at everyone else in the group.
((I am such a sick person...))
(5) YOU TRY MAKING OPPOSITE-GENDER PORN CLONES OF EVERYONE. YOU ARE NOT POWERFUL ENOUGH TO CREATE CREATURES THAT ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. NO PORN CLONES ARE CREATED.
Cut everyone's pay. Preferably down to a one digit number.
(5) PLAYER INCOMES CUT IN HALF. THEY ARE NOW ALL ZERO.
COMMENCE CYBERMOUSE PRODUCTION ON MARS! INVADE ALL WHO STANDS IN OUR WAY! CREATE CYBERMOUSE KING! LONG LIVE KING ROBO-CHEESE! ALSO SEND SOME CYBERMICE TO HELP ABCS!
(5) SEVERAL CYBER-MOUSE CITIES DEVELOP ON MARS. OBEDIENT PUPPET KING CREATED. CYBERMICE SPACE CRUISERS SENT TO BACONURY TO HELP ABCS.
EXPLODE
(5) BOOM. MASSIVE EARTH CRATER CREATED. SKILL ACQUIRED: EXPLODING
MAKE MORE FLYING NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIERS. CONQUER JUPITER AND SATURN. FIND MERCURY.
(5) YOU CREATE TWO MORE FLYING NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIERS BEFORE RUNNING OUT OF WOOD. RESOURCES: 8600 IRON, 7320 OIL, 0 WOOD. BATTLESHIPS SENT TO JUPITER AND SATURN. THEY ARE GAS GIANTS, NOT ROCKY PLANETS, SO THERE ISN'T ANYTHING TO CONQUER (OR LAND SHIPS ON). THEY DO CONTROL THE GENERAL AIRSPACE, THOUGH. NO MERCURY TO FIND: MERCURY IS NOW BACONURY.
NPC ACTIONS:
(3) LARGE MOB OF PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10 TAKES NICE NAP.
(2) CATSPLOSION FORGETS TO USE SANDBOXSPLOSION. POOPSPLOSION NOW SCATTERED ABOUT UBER-SHIP.
(1) EARTH MILITARY ATTACKS SUPERMEN. EARTH MILITARY GETS DESTROYED.
(1) SUPERMEN TRY TO CREATE SPACE CITY. SUPERMEN DO NOT KNOW HOW TO CONSTRUCT THINGS.
GreatWyrmGold: IS AWESOMELY SELF-PRESERVING, CANNOT BE KILLED, HAS NUKE AND RADIATION SUIT
dermonster: IS AWESOME, CAN DERM STUFF
Caerwyn: IS AWESOME SIDEKICK
killerforhell1111: IS SLIME KING OF AWESOME, FUSION OF KILLERHELLHOUND AND FORSAKEN1111, INSIDE SUPER BLACK HOLE
Yoink: IS AWESOMELY SEDUCTIVE, MAX RELATIONSHIP WITH KILLERFORHELL1111's QUEEN , HAS AWESOME MANSION, IS VEGETARIAN, SLAVE MINES (+100 IRON EACH TURN)
Greenstarfanatic: IS AWESOME WINGMAN, HAS LOTS OF BEER
10ebbor10: IS AWESOME SABOTEUR x 2
anailater: IS AWESOME SIDEKICK
RTD: IS AWESOME MAGICIAN
Kedly: IS SUPER AWESOME RUBIX-CUBE-POOPMAGICIAN
pisskop: IS AWESOME DWARF ADOPTED BY A CATSPLOSION, HAS UBER-SHIP AND CAT ARMY
Tavik Toth: IS AWESOME WARMONGER, HAS TNSBCCSST, IS VERY GOOD AT MASS EFFECT, DOESN'T HATE EARTH LIKE ALL YOU OTHER CRAZY PEOPLE
Donuts: IS AWESOME MOUSE GOD, HAS GALAXY, HAS MOUSE HOLE, HAS CYBERMOUSE MINIONS, HAS ASTRAL DIPLOMACY SKILLS, IS RICH, VICE PRESIDENT OF MARS AND SECRETARY OF STATE OF MARS, HAS CYBERMOUSE PUPPET KING, FRIENDS WITH ABCS
Misko27: IS AWESOMELY BACON AVATAR, HAS BACON VISION AND SWORD, FOUNDER OF BACON RELIGION, HAS SOMEWHAT REDUNDANT ADDITIONAL BACON POWER, RULER OF BECONURY, HEAD OF THE BACONIC COUNCIL, FRIENDS WITH MOON TYRANT
Joben: IS AWESOME SPEAR THROWER
Spinal_Taper: ARE AWESOME BIONICLES, RULES CALDARIA, HIRED PLAYER CHARACTER IN MOUNT&BLADE WARBANDS, GRADUATED TO MOUNT&BLADE 2
jetex1911: IS AWESOME CTHULZUES
wsoxfan: IS AWESOME NUCLEAR SKY-LAND-BATTLESHIP PILOT, OWNS MARS, HAS 7 NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIERS, 8600 IRON, 7320 OIL, AND 0 WOOD, CONTROLS JUPITER AND SATURN
Xantalos: IS AWESOMELY ANTI-MATH, LEGENDARY COOK, CAN TRANSFORM INTO OLD SPICE GUY, IS RICH, OLD SPICE GUY FORM (5 TURNS), SMELLS NICE
da_nang: IS AWESOME SEVERAL-TIME DESTROYER OF REALITY, ALSO HAS REALITY POCKET DIMENSION, ABOVE-AVERAGE HEALTH REGENERATION
Praecordia: IS AWESOME CHARMISMATIC ANTI-HERO, OWNS LARGE MOB OF PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10, HAS LESSER POWER OF RAGE
Tiruin: IS AWESOME PARKOURIST
bukitodinos: IS AWESOME POKEMON PLAYER
Corai: IS AWESOME LEADER OF ABCS, IS SUPER-MOTIVATED, CONTROLS BACON CARNIVAL
Fireiy: IS AWESOME OWNER OF BOTTOMLESS WAD OF CASH, HATES WHEN OTHERS MAKE MONEY
GoombaGeek: IS AWESOME, HAS PLUTONIUM
LordSlowpoke: IS AWESOME SPACEMOONWALKER
GUNINANRUNIN: IS AWESOME OWNER OF ANTI-DIMENSIONAL COLOSSEUM
miauw62: IS AWESOME CRATER-CREATOR, HAS EXPLODING SKILLS
QUEEN: STILL TECHNICALLY MARRIED TO KILLERFORHELL1111, ELOPED WITH YOINK, LIVES IN AWESOME MANSION
Praecordia's LARGE MOB OF PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10: IS COMPLETELY LOYAL TO PRAECORDIA, HAS LONGSWORD
A CATSPLOSION: LOYAL TO PISSKOP, HAS CATNIPSPLOSION
EARTH MILITARY: IN SPACE DEAD
SUPERMEN: VAIN, STUPID, IN WEAKENED STATE
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